German "Linux Hotel" has Tux in Every Bed 32
Anonymous Coward writes "I just found this funny idea: A Linux Hotel in Essen, Germany. They give seminars, courses and workshops on Linux, some of them free. And Tux is in every bed, as seen here. Sorry, it is in german, but there are also english pages."
Hmmm...... (Score:1)
I personally think a beer/fridge combo is a better idea.
Then again, maybe the NSA/CIA/(Insert your Black Helicopter People Here) have just come up with a new anti-cyberterrorist device...
Vacation Planning (Score:2)
Not to mention, I'd probably have to spend a few weeks with some Berlitz tapes beforehand to get my German back up to speed...and then spend more time reading c't or some other German computer news site so my technical vocabulary would be up to par. (I had three years of German in high school...I could read some of that page, but not all of it.)
(Erbo turns away from the computer for a moment and calls out to his fiancee) Sweetie? Wanna go to Germany for a honeymoon? :-)
Eric
--
"Free your code...and the rest will follow."
Translation (Score:1)
C-U-L-T (Score:1)
A few thoughts... (Score:1)
--
a translation for ya. (Score:1)
Here's an attempt at translating the page into english for ya. You should know that 1 USD buys about 1.7 to 1.8 marks right now, depending on the day. Stuff in paranthesis are my comments.
------------
Villa-Vogelsang - the first linux hotel!
Linux seminars, evening classes and Workshops will begin taking place in november in co-operation with the Essener Linux User Group and full time linux specialists. Many of these courses will be free of cost in order to stay in the sense of the nonprofit beginnings of Linux.
The Villa Vogelsang (which means mansion of bird song) is administered using linux boxes, and all rooms are connected via 100mb ethernet to an internet and email server. Linux notebooks are available to guests for training courses at a cost of 100 DM per day. (about $60)
In the evenings we offer individual training courses for 170 DM (about $100) an hour to the interested business traveler. This is usually a welcome alternative to watching television or sitting at the bar- both of which are available of course. (hmmmm... expensive personal linux lessons given in german, or a good half liter of Krombacher while watching Dortmund kill Bavarian Munich on TV, which would I prefer?) The topic of the training- be it linux, email, the internet or whatever- are to be decided on between you and your teacher.
Naturally, Tux, the linux penguin, isn't in any of the guest rooms. (I guess that picture is a joke then) However guests will find information about linux and the principles of free software beside the usual magazines. (all of which will be in german I think)
------------
There are some links to general information about linux, why people should switch, etc. etc. Other pages on the site describe the hotel, prices and things like that. Prices are:
Standard room: 195 DM
Better room: 245 DM
Junior Suite: 325 DM
Suite: 425 DM
Second person: 60 DM
Third person in a Suite: 60 DM
Kids under 14 can stay in their parents room for free.
Seminar Prices, max. of 30 people
Standard (inlcudes tables, chairs, overhead projector) 69 DM
Multimedia Seminar (Standart plus computer connected to the internet, email address for the day, SVGA projector, access to Dolby surround sound system, video recorder and a DVD player) 250 DM
-----
What about an NT hotel? (Score:1)
The Ultimate Bedpartner (Score:1)
You heard right, he's stable...you won't hear a single snore from him!
And who needs a serta perfect sleeper? Tux never moves, drop a bowlling ball beside him, he won't mind or care! Best of all is Tux's multi-functioning way of operating...yes, it's true... tux can be making you bvreakfast while doing the laundry...all this wrapped up in a nice display that rivaly any other service like it.
Tux... he's stable, he's able, and he's ready tp serve you! Book now...space is limitied.
Linux installation bus (Score:1)
I wonder why there are no or few such applications like a "linux controlled" house or something...
by "linux controlled" i mean elictrically e.g. a lightswitch is connected via ethernet or some sort of installation bus to the linuxbox, and the box decides what to do... e.g. turn the light on (also via some sort of network device)...
There is some sort of bus called InstaBUS from Simens, but i have not seen any adapter for PCs..
a adapter for serial would be fine, anyone??
and then lets write a neat proggy in perl or something.
For the open source religion? (Score:1)
The scary thing is, I actually think this is rather cool.
Internet Access, your evenings entertainment... (Score:1)
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and www.piece-of-ass.com...
How bout a Linux Motel (Score:1)
Checkout (Score:1)
Re:a translation for ya. (Score:1)
The text says something to the effect of
"Of course, tux is not missing in any bed!".
See how double negation works in German, too
Re:Vacation Planning (Score:1)
Attractions in or around Essen are:
Yeah! stuffed penguins! (Score:2)
In addition to stuffed penguins!! I had a lovely stuffed penguin as a child. In fact, i still have her! Mine was a good deal slimmer though.
yucko (Score:1)
light before you start to snuggle.
Re:Yeah! stuffed penguins! (Score:1)
correction (Score:1)
Now I feel stupid, I think I need to work on my german some more. Thanks for pointing out my error nowonder.
-----
set up by the "essener linux user group" (Score:1)
This should be a possibility for other linux user groups too. Then perhaps the penguin could sing other places than at Villa Birdsong.
During the summer, I saw something about some hotel chain (Unfortunately I don't remember which) that planned to install PCs in every room. This should be a double opportunity for the linux community.
Re:Translation (Score:1)
theiving... (Score:1)
I can imagine that if they had a Tux in every room, they'd soon quit, because I don't imagine many of them would stay past the first person to stay in that room. However, I noted a translation that said that they weren't actually going to have a Tux in every room (too expense, if you ask me).. but
imagine the task of the notebooks. I know it'd be hard to steal one, considering the fact that they've got you on record as having checked one out, etc, etc... but.. another temptation to some.. actually, what I'm wondering is how much permissions you'll have over the notebook. I guess they'll just play it "safe" (at least, with a no-brainer like me, it'd be safe indeed from harm) and create a very limited user account. Of course, you could wipe the drive and re-install.. and they'd have a new distro; maybe *BSD, Mac, who knows... someone might even have the prankster idea to put Windows on the darned thing!! (ack!)
I'm just interested to see how it goes... shall have to follow up on this.. hmm.. where's my bookmark list?
Re:Vacation Planning (Score:1)
DE is, after all, the country where "The Kelly Family" tours endlessly.
What's up with that?!
No one outside of Germany knows who the Kelly Family is folks.
Don't be fooled, it's not Tux! (Score:1)