ZDNet Does Linux 71
Querty wrote in to tell us that
ZDNet's AnchorDesk page
(home of everyone's favorite person: Jesse Berst) is doing a whole
big Linux Thing today. Articles Include "Take the Linux Plunge",
"Resellers Key to Linux Success", "Essential Linux Tips" and
"Jon's Linux Toolkit", and a (ahem) poll. It looks like
Linux is mainstream now.
Phone me back... (Score:1)
...when he stops babbling like this snippet: "Our GenX gadget guru Nicci
Noteboom persuades with promises..."
Gah.
woop (Score:1)
"Oh Linux is baaaad! Stay away!"
"Linux will get you fired!!"
"I've always said Linux has a chance against M$"
"Here's how to get your boss to use Linux"
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M$ Encryption [min.net]
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah... (Score:1)
Isn't Jesse Berst the same one that wrote the infamous "Could You Get Fired for Choosing Linux?" article last year?
Now it's "Take the Linux Plunge? How to Persuade Your Boss"
Too savage.
Too aggressive.
Newbie question (Score:1)
It doesn't matter (Score:1)
Now I develop under Linux. The OS code is happily sitting here on my hard-drive. Nobody can take it away!
*That's* what Linux is about -- not trying to conquer the world. If, as a side-effect, we make the computer world a brighter place, so much the better.
Just great... (Score:1)
Geez, people can be so clueless....
Bandwagon Hoppers -R- Us (Score:1)
<Conspirisii>Unless, of course, you're part of a Microsoft conspiracy to make people abandon linux, out of disgust of the things we read at ZDNet. I know the thought of you suddenly jumping on the bandwagon fills ME with revulsion.</Conspirisii>
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rickf@transpect.SPAM-B-GONE.net (remove the SPAM-B-GONE bit)
Bandwagon Hoppers -R- Us (Score:1)
Determinedly and repeatedly denigrate Linux (and other OSes) as inferior and unusable products
Make statements about Linux et al that were either misleading or just plain wrong, either relying on anecdotal pro-MS propoganda or simply turning his opinions into his own personal 'truth'
... now do a complete about face on his Linux stance for no definite reason (though I'm sure we can all guess at a few!), a history of which is plainly summarized on the linux timeline.
If we extrapolate from his prior examples, it's reasonable to assume that nothing will change except his supposed stance on Linux... that is, there will be steaming piles of mis- and dis-information spread around, cheap shots taken at other OSes, and general 'mindless advocacy'.
Yes, it's nice to see mainstream press go pro-linux, but a mindless and inaccurate pro-linux stance is just as unacceptable as a mindless and inaccurate pro-MS stance. It's a pity that some anonymous-cowardly linux advocates see that 'any press is better than none', rather than 'good press is better than tripe'.
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jeez, Berst is bursting! (Score:1)
Berst is so full of crap it's seeping out his ears.
Newbie question (Score:1)
If this is a real newbie, you're better off thinking of Windows as a rich-idiot's Linux.
(Windows is basically DOS with a GUI glued on, and DOS is basically UNIX with everything useful taken out.)
Anyone who -wants- to pay through the nose for less is welcome to do so. And, whilst you're at it, there's this tower in Pisa you might like - it's getting on a bit, and there's mild subsidance on one side...
Me thinks Jesse's column was lagging.. (Score:1)
Jessey being well versed in the
To crazy?
-Ex-Nt-User
ZDNET HOT on GNU/Linux (Score:1)
damn, my biscuits are burnin'! (Score:1)
What makes me absolutely disgusted by this jerk is the fact that he makes a point to declare what is right or WRONG (Linux, a year ago), and then he goes on, many months later, to follow up on what he has said was RIGHT (Linux, now) or wrong.
Does anybody with an IQ over 32 actually listen to what this hypocritical contradicting bastard says? It's poor journalism ("Linux sucks" - Berst, last year. "Linux r00lz!" - Berst, this year)... Well, apparently people DO listen to him, considering he still somehow has a job.
-mickey
Hey -- Don't bust on newbies!!! (Score:1)
To help those newbies:
www.linux.org
sunsite.unc.edu/mdw [unc.edu]
www.stardivision.com [stardivision.com]
www.redhat.com [redhat.com]
www.kde.org [kde.org]
www.gnome.org [gnome.org]
www.cheapbytes.com [cheapbytes.com]
www.freshmeat.net [freshmeat.net]
www.xnet.com/~blatura/linapps.shtml [xnet.com]
OK So I'm somewhat biased... :)
"Linux sucks. But Linux sucks less." - JWZ
linux is old? (Score:1)
and i quote:
"We've been using Linux for almost a year, and collecting the stories you need to read to get off to a good Linux start. You'll find out why it took Linux more than 15 years to turn into an overnight sensation -- and why it took us months to get past a basic Linux installation -- in Linux 101"
need i say more?
Linux vs. W2K (Score:1)
No Subject Given (Score:1)
Um, am I missing some years somewhere? I could have sworn it didn't start in 1984... Hmmm 1984. Big brother!!!
skewed poll? (Score:1)
no! (Score:1)
go to:
www.redhat.com
www.suse.com
www.linuxhq.com
that should get you started.
soapbox time: linux allows us to get away from hegemony and agony that is microsoft (well at least until we have to go back to work - then, linux makes me wish we were using it in the office since windows crashes several times a day)
overheard in the office:
a: hey did you know they have found a win-nt virus?
linux advocates in the office : what does it do? keep windows from crashing?
Light my fire (Score:1)
No one will ever see it (Score:1)
Even if Berst sucks, still, I appreciate the mere mention of Linux in mainstream press - but only if its in a place people will see it!
I don't imagine there are that many ZDNET readers who click on "AnchorDesk"...
Hrmmm... (Score:1)
Too funny... (Score:1)
Jesse Berst anti-Microsoft? Yeah, right.
It's funny. People say that Linux advocates are fanatical, yet look at how some of these Windows freaks react when Jesse kind of hints that Linux might be, in some situations, sort of OK. I wonder how many of these people wear slip-on shoes for the sole reason that they find those string things on some shoes just a bit too complex.
(OK, maybe that last comment was a bit immature, but after reading through so much cluelessness, I really felt the need to vent.
Newbie question (Score:1)
-bc
Re: Newbie question (Score:1)
No, you might say that Linux is what the real power users use.
It happens to be cheaper (possibly much cheaper) than any of the "offerings (the kind you can't refuse) from microSnot, but that's the least of it.
It is more flexible, more reliable, and will do more than the M$ "products".
I tried linux and I never want to again... (Score:1)
It seems that you are incapable of understanding
sarcasm, using punctuation, etc. Since he was
being sarcastic, I'll skip pasting in his mentions
of PINE and Lynx. What does '94 have to do with
*anything* ? I'm 13 and I doubt anyone really
cares how old anyone else is here.
ZD-NEt..... I have one simple phrase for you... (Score:1)
If you have no accountability....you have no credibility...
Cheers,
Nick
Jesse in a lie??? (Score:1)
Cheers,
Nick
it all makes sense... (Score:1)
My guess is this:
Microsoft has a secret production facility in the mountains of Tibet, provided to them by Gateway. They are quietly producing Amigas in multi-colored boxes.
At a prearranged time, to be signalled by the Berst-script announcing "I've always said 'Linux is the only real way to personal salvation, and now it appears I'm right, because JESUS NEVER LOVED FAT AGNES!", the Microsoft/Gateway marketing campaign kicks off, the neo-Amigas with "MS enhancements" flood the market under the banner "The only real alternative there ever was," the Berst script will start gradually revising its stance on the new Amigas, coyly hinting that a whole subterranean basement farm of Amigas is running the Pentagon.
Net result:
Linux is supplanted as the meme of the day by eager corporate lemmings sent off to numerous Amiga conventions for free who come back as members of an astroturf organization with the slogan "Amigas: Good enough for Andy Warhol, Good enough for Uncle Sam's Mailed Fist, Good Enough for Me."
Sometime in late 2000, just before the real millenium change, the Berst script will execute a terminal loop, Microsoft will quietly cease production of the Amigas, and the world will be plunged into a thousand years of darkness. The apocalypse won't happen, either, because Bill Gates will own controlling interest in the trinity.
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"Give me $20 worth of pudding, or kill me."
Don't feed the trolls (Score:1)
Coincidence ? (Score:1)
Hmmm, MS announces that Win2K is going to be later than ever, ZDNet suddenly starts printing lots-o Linux articles.
No conspiricy -- just that outlets like ZD rely on NEW NEW NEW to sell their press, and right now Microsoft ain't delivering. So they go elsewhere.
Just like back when Windows 95 kept getting delayed and more delayed, and all of a sudden ZD started printing lots of OS/2 Warp articles. As soon as 95 came out, they dropped Warp press ASAP. I'd expect them to do the same with Linux as soon as Win2000 is out.
(BTW, there seems to be a divergence in opinion in Linux space. Slashdotters seem to think that the mainstream press sucks and they should go away. Others are writting them and compaining that their WordPerfect/Linux writeup was not as long as the MS Office one.)
Typical ZDNet (Score:1)
Linux-in-DOS? (Score:1)
Jesse Berst (Score:1)
As a side thought, I'd like to see ZDLabs do comparative performance testing. I suspect that they might find the results surprising.
Poor Fat Agnes (Score:1)
I'm stunned
=moJ
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Member in Good Standing,
Microsoft's defense. (Score:1)
ZDNet is a known lackey of Microsoft.
Microsoft is trying to prove that there are other options.
Can YOU figure it out?
They give the judge the "Anchordesk" to read,
then he says "No Monopoly" and then ZDNet says
"We were wrong. Linux is crap, use Windows"
Thats scary.
Jesus H. Christ (Score:1)
God I hate ZDNet. Spammongers.
And why would I wanna use a "tool kit" made by
Jesse Berst?
Jesus H. Christ (Score:1)
Don't be fooled (Score:1)
The article is meant to show Jesse as a non biased journalist only wanting to promote the best product. But when we view the Talk Back section we see that the people are overwhelmingly at odds with his opinion. Jesse will eventually have to admit that the people were right and MS products are truly the best products available in the world.
What this two bit whore fails to disclose is that he decides what gets posted into the Talk Back section and what his relationship with his next door neighbor Microsloth actually is. I'm sure there is an article coming down the line sometime in the not too distant future praising how great Linux is and how it would take over the world if it were not for the fact that:
A) It makes your hair fall out
B) Makes you impotent
C) Causes your spouse to leave you for AS/400 salesperson
D) All of the above
This message is in no way meant to offend those who's profession is to provide a quality service for a reasonable price while maintaining their integrity and self-respect. Rest assured that I hold you in a much higher esteem than I do Mr. Berst. I just cannot think of a better or more appropriate word to describe this individual.
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Where there is no vision, the people perish:
Trivia - ZDNet Australia (Score:1)