Washington State LUG to Hold "Nerd Auction" 376
elrous0 writes "As part of a PR stunt, a Washington Linux user group is holding a "Nerd Auction" and appealing to local sororities to exchange dates and makeover advice for their computer skills and homework assistance. 'The problem is that we're all still nerds. Let's face it, guys. If anyone's going to bid on us, we'll need some spicing up,' writes Washington State Linux Users Group president Ben Ford on the group's website. 'And who better to help with that than sorority girls who like nothing better than a makeover?' So far there has been no comment on how a Linux user group is going to help sorority girls with their Windows machines."
How to help... (Score:5, Funny)
Isn't it obvious, by installing linux.
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Someone may leave behind a rootkit and you'll need a doctor...
Btw, do you come with a spam blocker?
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And while I don't come with a spam blocker, I do have a fairly strict spam filter. And if any spam comes in with any person information, I don't just put it in the bit bucket, but rather, I make sure that it's securely deleted.
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Yeah, and the superior stability of Linux means her computer will never get infected with adware, viruses, or even slow down on boot time. In fact, it'll never have any problems short of a hard drive crash, motherboard failure, or power supply failure. What good is that? You'll never get to see her again.
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There's always the command line
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Rick: We'll always have Linux.
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"Your research paper DISAPPEARED?! That's awful... Two months of work, you say? I'll be right over!"
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I just looked it up. Pretty funny. I'll quote it for anyone equally uninformed:
"What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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What good is that? You'll never get to see her again.
Like you didn't give yourself a shell account with superuser access. Come on. You'll be able to make that thing stop working at will!
That and you'll install software to remotely control her webcam anyway. You'll definitely be seeing her...
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Umm, I think that may have been a given to start with... :)
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Pfft! Amateur. (Score:5, Funny)
# echo "10 17 * * 5 root (ifconfig eth0 down ; ifconfig eth1 down ; wall "Your computer is broken, please call $NERD at $PHONE immediately")" > /etc/crontab
(I swear, it's like the mere mention of meeting a chick turns off the whole BOFH part of the brain with you people...)
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Funny how you can always tell the people who haven't booted Linux in half a decade.
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Economic sensibility is not implied by "clever." You must be thinking of "shrewd." Very clever inventors often die in poverty, or see little for their revolutionary inventions.
My thinking on the do-it-yourself instinct is this: I work my 40 hours a week. What do I do with the rest of it to better myself? If I wanted to do more work, I would have to do some consulting on the side. This would require a significant amount of networking and other energy expenditure on my part to maintain, and while it might
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This is the very definition of "win-win".
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One good reason for windows (Score:4, Funny)
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NOT Washington State LUG. (Score:5, Informative)
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Gee.
not what its called (Score:3, Informative)
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I went to WSU, but I live in Oregon now. A similar problem we face locally is when you say Vancouver and you mean Canada, you have to say Vancouver BC, otherwise Vancouver, WA is assumed.
Re:NOT Washington State LUG. (Score:4, Insightful)
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For example, someone who read the post but not the actual article might well conclude that this event was being held by the local University of Washington chapter of the Washington State LUG
Re:NOT Washington State LUG. (Score:4, Funny)
You mean, like a sorority?
Optimistic (Score:5, Insightful)
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I'm rather confident, and am also introspective. I also generally have no real lack of companionship when I want it.
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Your cat doesn't count.
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Pets don't count.. (Score:2)
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Definitely agree with that. The single best piece of advice in dating. Remember: it's better to be wrong than to do nothing.
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It isn't. They don't.
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As I've been saying before (Score:5, Interesting)
- About half the guys in a high school or university want the top 10 super-models. Move a bit lower and about 90% of the guys want the top 10% girls. Some might eventually get realistic enough to settle for a bit less, but only grudgingly.
- About the same applies to the girls. Half the girls want the top 10 jocks. Some 90% of the girls want the top 10% most desirable guys.
Interestingly enough, according to a recent study, girls seem to be a bit more realistic as to who they can actually get. Guys will tend to aim above what they can get.
Basically anyone who says that someone can get laid anytime she wishes and by anyone she wishes because she's a girl, probably is doing the same daydreaming: thinking about those top 10 most popular girls in the whole damn college. Noone thinks of the shy, flat, nerdy girl in the back row when they make such generalization. That's her problem in a nutshell: to 90% of the guys she's just short of invisible, or little more than a piece of decor.
To put it even more bluntly, half the western culture (of both genders) is generally more about getting a status symbol than someone they actually plan to get along with. It's the same as getting, say, the sportiest BMW you can afford: it's typically not as much because you actually need something that expensive and that much of a gas guzzler, but just to show everyone that you can afford what most others can't. Same here: girlfriends and boyfriends get chosen as status symbols more than anything else.
And same as almost noone wants the lower half of the guys, if they have a choice, noone wants the lower half of the girls either. Note that I'm not talking about the butt-ugly gang of either sex. Just being _average_, already isn't much of a status symbol.
So my take of what's going to happen is basically:
1. They _will_ find a bunch of girls noone else wants, willing to give it a try. Then they'll get to go, "eeew" as they discover that they didn't get some smooth and highly desirable jock. (Who just happened to be single and limited in nerdiness to knowing how to install Windows.)
2. The guys, conversely, will drool at the thought, right until they find out who they got to meet. And that it's not the horny super-model with huge tits, that they thought they _deserve_ for being so smart and for knowing all that command line stuff. Cue the mandatory "eew" from the guys too.
Nice try, but probably no banana.
Both groups will eventually settle on something more realistic, but if we're talking university LUGs and sororities, not yet. Well, not for most of them.
(And before anyone accuses me of being sexist, note that I've talked about both genders.)
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A non-desirable guy can be converted into the top 10% merely by giving women the appearance that other women want him. The converse is not true: making that ugly, nerdy girl appear to be fawned over by guys, won't make her suddenly attractive to the guys.
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Its true, I saw it in some movies.
Re:As I've been saying before (Score:4, Insightful)
- About half the guys in a high school or university want the top 10 super-models. Move a bit lower and about 90% of the guys want the top 10% girls. Some might eventually get realistic enough to settle for a bit less, but only grudgingly.
- About the same applies to the girls. Half the girls want the top 10 jocks. Some 90% of the girls want the top 10% most desirable guys.
Interestingly enough, according to a recent study, girls seem to be a bit more realistic as to who they can actually get. Guys will tend to aim above what they can get.
Do you have a source for that ? I'd be interested to read it, because - along with your conclusion - the result certainly seems arse-about-face to me.
On a related note, I also recall some study done recently (on a university campus, maybe ?), basically on how successful the "Wanna fuck" pickup line works on males vs females (obviously they werent quite that crude, but it sums up the objective). From memory, the "success rate" of males vs females was something like 20% vs 80% (ie: 80% of women received a positive answer to their attempt, only 20% of men did - certainly the difference was dramatic). Further, of the men who declined, the reason was almost always due to some form of outside restriction on their ability to say agree (spouse/significant other, unavailable at the requested time, inappropriate relationship, etc) rather than not being interested in the sex. For women, the reasons were basically reversed - most said no because they weren't interested.
Certainly, the idea that men are more selective than women goes against everything I've ever read about (and experienced, but that's anecdotal) so I'd be interested to read your source for suggesting otherwise.
Basically anyone who says that someone can get laid anytime she wishes and by anyone she wishes because she's a girl, probably is doing the same daydreaming: thinking about those top 10 most popular girls in the whole damn college. Noone thinks of the shy, flat, nerdy girl in the back row when they make such generalization. That's her problem in a nutshell: to 90% of the guys she's just short of invisible, or little more than a piece of decor.
Actually, no, I'm thinking about the ~50% of average women out there, plus the ~25% of "more desirable" women.
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I am a geek and get mad pussy.. (Score:2, Funny)
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The problem may have more to do with getting into the shower than out of the basement.
Mad Pussy? Like foaming at the mouth? (Score:3, Funny)
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Fixed that for you.
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Prostitution in the wider sense (granting attention in return for favors) is practiced by every female in existence, and is socially approved of. So don't think it's some stamp of shame.
End nerd persecution! (Score:2, Funny)
Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us then there are of you. I know there
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hawk
Protection (Score:4, Funny)
So far there has been no comment on how a Linux user group is going to help sorority girls with their Windows machines
Lots of protection.
You bet! (Score:2, Funny)
Protection is nice and all but it doesn't hurt to see if shes infected before hand to, I recommend a full OPEN PORT scan just before you sync up with her.
lolita.crabs.exe, lawlerskates_herbies.ini and parishilton_nude_genetal_warts.bat are some pretty nasty viruses. Wouldn't wanna infect your kernel with those if you know what I mean.
Mustn't RTFA... (Score:3, Interesting)
I thought LUG stood for... (Score:3, Funny)
Geek = Nerd? (Score:5, Insightful)
I can see a number of problems with this.
OK, I'll admit that most men have the ulterior motive of trying to get laid. Still, the tone of every report I have read is, "Look what the nerds will go through in an attempt to get laid." They are propagating a stereotype and no one seems to care.
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Just because I use Linux does not mean I can't get a date.
I find this obnoxious as well..
Using Linux might make me a geek, but it does not make me a nerd.
So just USING a certain piece of software can make you a geek?? You know, I thought being a geek was more than just the clothes you wear, the software you use, etc. More likely, you use linux BECAUSE you are a geek. Though I won't deny there are people who want "geek cred" or whatever... I find it ironic though. Besides which, the articles quotes the LUG president calling themselves nerds!
Why does the reporter assume the LUG members have the ulterior motive of getting laid?
I don't think the reporter DOES assume that--in fact, the article goes into the origin
Re:Geek = Nerd? (Score:5, Insightful)
Because they're male.
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Using Linux might make me a geek, but it does not make me a nerd.
http://mw1.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/geek [merriam-webster.com]
http://mw1.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nerd [merriam-webster.com]
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Still, I am proud to be a geek, but I do not consider myself a nerd.
So, you are proud to bite the heads off of chickens in a carnival show, but you aren't interested in technical and academic matters? Perhaps slashdot is not the right website for you? Sounds like you should be at www.chickenbeheaders.com.
Using Linux might make me a geek, but it does not make me a nerd.
I don't see how. Using Linux does not require you to bite the heads off of chickens.
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fyi, sorority girls like coorslite, 2 pitchers ought to do it
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Our name is stereotype (Score:5, Funny)
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Mod parent up!
Are there seriously no women in their LUG? Why not? Reaching out to sororities makes a good joke, but it does almost nothing to address the real issues. Maybe they should actually reach out to, and acknowledge, the geek women who already exist.
But then, this is Slashdot, where it usually seems that every poster is assumed to be male, and where every Linux user is assumed to be male, and every geek and nerd is assumed to be male, so I'm probably just asking for a headache.
Nerds and Smarts (Score:4, Insightful)
As a Linux user for well over a decade, I'm periodically tempted to drop by the local LUG, but every time I do, I find myself annoyed at the, well, nerdiness of the people there. I mean, sure, I know fourteen programming languages, I was a software engineer for a decade, and I'm working on a PhD in Computer Science (after already having studied Physics and Linguistics), but I just don't fit in to "Nerd" culture. This is because when I'm not doing something useful with Computer Science, traveling around the world, or I'm at the gym, or playing the piano, or sitting court-side at an NBA game or at any number of other social events. Your sorority girls are happy to have a smart guy who can fix their computer — but they're going to go for the ones who can function in society before they go to the fat, bespectacled, social outcasts that seem to congregate at LUGs.
-brian
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I also think people who join LUGs are pathetic losers who probably couldn't attract a desperate woman *or* successfully wrestle even a small bear. I'm way better than them, and I'm glad to see that there are other folks out there who are just like me (only slightly less awesome).
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Yup. This is going to be a debacle, provided they actually have someone socially skilled enough to make it happen.
Are they no female nerds? (Score:5, Insightful)
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J/K =)
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Of course there are, but currently their numbers are unfortunately more limited.
Can they auction themselves off to the highest bidder too?
Yes, or to the victor in a no-holds-barred fight to the death if the mood strikes them. Supply and demand are powerful forces. Of course, that demand is often limited to male nerds, so "to the death" might take a while.
Oblig. Simpsons.. (Score:5, Funny)
Nerd: Well, you could maybe stop calling us nerds?
Administrator: Dweeb, wonk, spaz -- it's all good.
Meh..boxes (Score:5, Funny)
Meh, if you've seen one box you've seen them all.
When you're really break it down they're all nothing but I/O devices. Sure, some might have a few more bugs then others. And sure, some are more easy to get into then others. But at the end of the day a box is a box.
Oh, and beer never hurts.
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Wait. Are we talking about the computers or the girls here?
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I was once sold as a slave (Score:2)
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I see suppressed memories surfacing in a therapy session one day in your future...
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Having the press show up certainly helps get buy-in from the sororities, eh?
Why a Sorority? (Score:2, Insightful)
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LUG and Windows? (Score:4, Funny)
These guys will just lower their standards and deal with the Windows stuff.
Just like the sorority girls will be lowering their standards by going out on dates with these guys.
It's a win-win!
Congradulations (Score:2, Interesting)
It's called BEER (Score:2)
it's the universal equaliser. forget your over complicated dating setup, just buy a fucking keg people.
Makeovers (Score:5, Funny)
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They don't call 'em sorostitutes for nothing.
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I think anyone who has read
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I don't think most readers here would understand the Australian slang for root [sandgate.net]. That is, 'fuck'. Pity we don't have sorority girls here, I'm sure they would be the ones coming out with the things like "you can root that machine but not me".
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