Free Gentoo Technical Support 209
Anonymous Coward writes to tell us that GenUX is offering free technical support for anyone using Gentoo Linux. I spoke briefly with one of their support staff and he assured me that it would be completely free Gentoo tech support for approximately 2 weeks to help them 'work out the kinks' of their new support system. GenUX is offering this support through both web-based chat and the traditional phone call. I certainly hope this catches on.
No way! (Score:5, Funny)
Interesting quote... (Score:5, Funny)
Wait... what?... Popular and stable???
Either they've confused Gentoo with Debian, or they're talking up their prospectus to sell shares...
(I choose Gentoo because of it's flexibility)
Re:Interesting quote... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Interesting quote... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Interesting quote... (Score:2)
When you have Mandriva, Red Hat, Debian, SuSE, Slackware and many other distros, both stable and older than Gentoo, you wonder what exactly does "historically more stable and secure" means, and compared to what. I use Mandriva, which by all accounts isn't the most stable of the lot, though with your reasoning, it could be too... After all, I just have to choose the right package to keep it chugg
Re:Interesting quote... (Score:4, Insightful)
I chose Gentoo because, at the time, it was one of the few Linux distros that support Sparc. Redhat gave up around 6.1, which prompted the switch. I realize now that this is probably a bogus impression, but it seemed back then that Debian was behind the times, with packages older than Redhat's, and several different package managers, all of which struck me as a bit weird. In comparison, Gentoo's emerge seemed amazingly easy to use. So now I've got a bunch of x86 & Sparc systems that present an identical user experience and never mind the radically different architecture underneath.
Re:Interesting quote... (Score:2)
Customer Support...Beta! (Score:2)
I'd be curious to know what they've done
--LWM
Re:Customer Support...Beta! (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm slightly curious about the original poster's assertion that "I certainly hope this catches on." What does (s)he hope catches on; that distro companies offer free service while beta-ing their service? Seems an odd thing to wish for, since it's a one-time offer that's hardly going to set the world alight.
Re:Customer Support...Beta! (Score:2)
Re:Customer Support...Beta! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Customer Support...Beta! (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm slightly curious about the original poster's assertion that "I certainly hope this catches on." What does (s)he hope catches on; that distro companies offer free service while beta-ing their service? Seems an odd thing to wish for, since it's a one-time offer that's hardly going to set the world alight.
While one of the other responders to you is correct, and the email address from the submittor is a gen-ux.com email addr, I think the "I certainly hope this catches on," comment in the post comes from the editor. /. tends to quote a submittor, and then non quoted text is from the editor, in this case, ScuttleMonkey. The posting looks like a GenUX person submitted a story saying, "we got this thing," and from the rest of the post, it looks like ScuttleMonkey called them up, checked it out, and posted his feelings on the topic, with no real commentary by the submittor in the posting at all. Anyway, that's how it read to me...
Cool, but (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Cool, but (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Cool, but (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Cool, but (Score:3, Interesting)
As developers, some of us try to make it a point to help people who are having trouble with the packages we maintain. Any help we can get is welcome, so I for one appreciate GenUX's contribution, even if they make money from it.
Re:Cool, but (Score:3, Insightful)
"Sir, could you please hold?" (Score:5, Funny)
/obligatory... and ha ha, really I'm a Gentoo user
Re:"Sir, could you please hold?" (Score:5, Funny)
Or it would be - "Your call is important to us, please hold. Approximate compile time is 24 hours."
Re:"Sir, could you please hold?" (Score:3, Funny)
Customer: X is not working...
Support : did you try "emerge Y"?
Customer: Oh! lemme try...
hmmm... er, can you hold on for a couple of hours please?
Re:"Sir, could you please hold?" (Score:2)
Re:"Sir, could you please hold?" (Score:2)
Developer (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Developer (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Developer (Score:5, Funny)
I'd love to see you "higher" Gentoo developers. The world needs more tall people ...
Re:Gentoo Question (Score:5, Funny)
USE=" acpi -bonobo bootsplash -eds emul-linux-x86 -esd exif -gnome -gtkhtml -guile -ipv6 java -kde lm_sensors nptl ppds threads
Re:Gentoo Question (Score:2)
ZING!
Re:Developer (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe they could just get all the Gentoo hackers to stand on cardboard boxes? Sometimes, the simplest solutions are the best.Although I guess that's not a very Gentoo mentality.
Re:Developer (Score:2)
Re:Developer (Score:3, Funny)
This explains a lot...
*passesjointaround*
Re:Developer (Score:4, Funny)
So that's why the Portage system has so many winking smiley faces.. ;-)
Re:Developer (Score:2)
We really don't.
And what disgusts me more is that I decided to respond to you to tell you what a waste of time it was to respond to him and point out how you're just ohh-soooo disgusted. I think we both need a life. Or less downtime at work?
Hope what catches on? (Score:2, Interesting)
While this may be mildly helpful- especially in the latter portion of the trial, how helpful will it really be? Techs fumbling around for an answer, problems transferring calls, long queue times? Either way, those of us who know what we're doing- if the problem is bad enough that we need to call, is our problem going to happen during their short trial?
Either way, hope what catches on again?
Re:Hope what catches on? (Score:2)
Two weeks free support? (Score:4, Funny)
No such thing as free beer (Score:5, Informative)
Support is free for few weeks, then you have to paid the traditionally high support costs
http://www.gen-ux.com/catalog [gen-ux.com]
Great Idea.... (Score:2, Insightful)
<sarcasm>Yes, because their are just such a pethera of other ways to make any money selling Linux that getting rid of the tech support side of the house would make everything a lot simpler.</sarcasm>
Look out! (Score:2, Informative)
Anyway they're still doing the right thing, since Gentoo is the-one-and-only Linux distro
Re:Look out! (Score:2)
Says the person who has not yet tried Arch linux. It's like gentoo, but faster, and with no compile times. And SIMPLER! Oh, it's great.
There really is no need.. (Score:2, Informative)
Very real need... (Score:4, Informative)
...in a corp IT environment "answered within hours, sometimes minutes" doesn't cut it. If you wanted to deploy Gentoo in any serious company setting you need to know that there are people you can call 24-7 who know how to fix whatever's not working.
I've never used Gentoo before (fedora man myself) but for it to be taken seriously for hosting critical apps this type of service is required.
You and I both know any competent sysadmin worth their salt will know how to diagnose and fix problems but PHB's want to be able to phone a vendor and vent down the phone, it's like a comfort blanket to them.
Re:Very real need... (Score:2)
I'm partial to the idea of hiring a sysadmin who knows what he's doing, so there won't *be* problems - but then, I'm that sysadmin, so I'm biased...
Re:Very real need... (Score:2)
Very Cool (Score:5, Insightful)
Unbelivable community unity.
Great! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great! (Score:2)
Re:Great! (Score:3, Funny)
Q: What do you do when a OSS developer comes to your office?
A: Pay for the pizza.
test (Score:5, Informative)
First off, their web chat interface was crazy broken. It just reloaded a thousand times a second.
Their phone support was actually really good. I was surprised that it wasn't slashdotted. I didn't have to wait at all. The sad part is that calling them was about the equivalent of calling myself on the phone. They did the same google search that I did and found the same stuff I did. This is really only good for people who don't have a geeky friend who knows as much as I do. For now it's free call them with everything you've got. But it wont be worth paying for because they are no better able to answer the burning ultra hard questions than you or I.
Don't leave us in suspense! (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm not sure I've ever seen a question asked in a slashdot comment, when phrased as impossibly difficult, that someone didn't post the correct solution to within minutes.
Re:Don't leave us in suspense! (Score:2)
How do I take my sound output from UT2004, mix it with my TeamSpeak output and port all that through my USB headset?
I can mix all the above through my SB Audigy card, which supports hardware mixing, but AFAICT I can't do that with my USB headset for two reasons:
1) USB headset doesn't support hardware mixing - cat
2)
Re:Don't leave us in suspense! (Score:3, Insightful)
Setup KDE's arts to output to your headset, then:
artsdsp -m teamspeak
artsdsp -m ut2004
Which will give both teamspeak and ut2004 emulated memory-mapped (mostly what people mean when they say hardware controlled) sound output. It does consume a small bit of CPU, but today sound mixing is not that big a deal.
I also believe that the above could probably be done by other software mixers, possibly esd, but I don't know how to set them up off the top of my head.
Hope this helps.
If they really wanted to help Gentoo... (Score:3, Insightful)
I do love Gentoo & Portage, but so long as 'emerge -upD world' will fail consistently even on the most conservative use flags & keywords, I'll be using another distro.
Re:If they really wanted to help Gentoo... (Score:2, Interesting)
Broken builds seem like they should be simple to detect.
Have a machine download the most recently submitted "ebuild" files, then attempt to build the binaries. Any failures would then result in a new bug being filed automatically.
That would be a useful service to offer - if you wished to help.
Sure you wouldn't catch bugs which were in the binaries, like immediate segfaults, or in configuration file options. But a simple "compile it" test should be trivial to script...
Re:If they really wanted to help Gentoo... (Score:2, Insightful)
Have a machine download the most recently submitted "ebuild" files, then attempt to build the binaries.
While this wouldnt hurt, compilation issues in gentoo are usually do to particular combinations of packages and USE flags. There are quite simply far too many combinations to test for.
Re:If they really wanted to help Gentoo... (Score:2, Informative)
While I've always run Gentoo with the unstable packages accepted (nearly everything works, actually, on my x86... and if something does fail, syncing the next day and updating almost always fixes it), I had a lot of problems when I tried to use -stable freeBSD. Packages failed to fetch, meaning I had to go hunt them down...
Re:If they really wanted to help Gentoo... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:If they really wanted to help Gentoo... (Score:2)
-Jesse
Re:If they really wanted to help Gentoo... (Score:2)
I guess they forgot to test xvid support in transcode, since the same version builds just fine with that use flag turned off. "What? Test things? Bah - it works for me." :( There are 5 versions of transcode marked unstable and one stable. One would think that there was time to either prune
Re:If they really wanted to help Gentoo... (Score:2)
Gentoo ebuild developers will tell you that this is due to inadequate user feedback. I don't know if that's necessaril
Re:If they really wanted to help Gentoo... (Score:2)
Still pissed off that Eclipse 3.1 is "unstable", though.
I even wrote a program to do this! (Score:2)
#include stdio.h
int main () { printf("RTFM\n"); }
Re:I even wrote a program to do this! (Score:2)
$ cd /tmp
$ cat > rtfm.c
#include stdio.h
int main () { printf("RTFM\n"); }
$ cc rtfm.c
rtfm.c:1:10: #include expects "FILENAME" or
$
Hmh, perhaps "man cc" will give you some hints ;-)
Re:I even wrote a program to do this! (Score:2)
Re:I even wrote a program to do this! (Score:3, Informative)
Use <(<) and >(>)
HTH =)
Re:I even wrote a program to do this! (Score:2)
Re:I even wrote a program to do this! (Score:2)
this is modus operandi (Score:2, Funny)
CSR: ooh..hold on sir, while i transfer u to apropriate department..
after 5-mins...
CSR: sir, you to have compile def modules with fgh libraries in 3443.115 version & then use the binaries of stuvw to download the ijklm, that will solve the prob.
Slashdotting phone lines? (Score:2)
Shameless Self Promotion? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Shameless Self Promotion? (Score:2)
What's wrong with that? You know, that the whole article summary was written by ScuttleMonkey and not by the gen-nux guy? Otherwise, it would be in italics. ScuttleMonkey was the one who spoke to the support staff.
Re:Shameless Self Promotion? (Score:2)
The person who "signed" the press release is also the lead of "Gentoo developer relations" aka devrel, the Gentoo HR department.
I'm still trying to find out who else from Gentoo is involved in that thing.. but I can tell you from the internal mailing list that I'm clearly not the only one to be surprised.
Disclaimer: I'm also a Gentoo Dev... and I didnt know about this before reading about it on slashdot..
Re:Shameless Self Promotion? (Score:2)
Obligatory (and on-topic) (Score:3, Funny)
I certainly hope this catches on (Score:3, Informative)
2. Give away support for Free - including using Slashdot for advertising
3.
4. **** PROFIT ****
When will we stop seeing Underpants Gnome business models - Right after we see a spell checker for Slashdot posting I assume
Hey, at least... (Score:2)
...they appear to eat [netcraft.com] their own dogfood. [netcraft.com]
-dhbarr.Sounds good on paper but... (Score:2, Insightful)
I'll admit I had jumped from Win-world to Gentoo and kind of learned on the fly. I imagine tech support will have to deal with moderate noobs like me at the start of the call. Like ask a few qualification questions fir
Re:Sounds good on paper but... (Score:2)
Re:Sounds good on paper but... (Score:2)
two tips (Score:2, Informative)
First, read the handbook. Following it step by step, one should not encounter any errors.
Second, Gentoo forums [gentoo.org] is the best place to look if you do encounter any errors.
No costs whatsoever (except time and the money you pay to your ISP)
Free support here! (Score:2)
The difference with professional support is normally that they have to fix it because you pay them.
Re:Free support here! (Score:2)
I think the difference is that you get an answer from a developer.. while on the Forum or on #gentoo @ freenode you will get an answer from a nobody.. because very few developers frequent them nowadays.. since there are way too many looser in there.
Gentoo Support is Pretty Good (Score:2)
I run Gentoo on two systems (AMD64 and Pentium 4), and I've generally found technical support to be pretty good. I've used Red Hat and SuSE and Debian and Ubuntu and Knoppix, and found the tech support for those distros rather lacking. With Gentoo, I jump on IRC (irc.freenode.net) and usually have an answer within minutes. The #gentoo-amd64 channel is exceptionally helpful.
Even with technical support, I wouldn't recommend Gentoo for a novice. My wife's machine runs Ubuntu, and I used Knoppix on my kids'
"The first time is free" (Score:2)
wasn't this tried before? (Score:2)
Didn't they go bankrupt? Seriously, I don't think gentoo is used enough in the business world to support this, but who knows I could be wrong.
Gentoo bought by Microsoft (Score:2)
Re:Gentoo bought by Microsoft (Score:2)
It's OK, they'll make up for it in volume. (Score:2)
Better to say "no charge for two weeks" or "subsidized" if that's what they really mean - at
I could overload them with too many questions (Score:2)
My biggest problem with Gentoo isn't a tech support one. It's a big giant bug called "etc-update" that bombards me with over 100 "changes" to config files I've never heard of every time I upgrade a bunch of things.
I've paid my dues. I've compiled kernels and admin'ed my own box. I think, rather than try to
Re:I could overload them with too many questions (Score:2)
Yes, it's flamebait.
Sure. And an outdated one.
use dispatch-conf, not etc-update.
Re:I could overload them with too many questions (Score:2)
Re:Metadata updates in Gentoo (Score:2)
Propably because you still use the very conservative default empty CONFIG_PROTECT_MASK. see "emerge --help config" and the make.conf manpage. Putting
Re:etc-update (Score:2)
In my case, I would never have to look at a config file again if they did it right.
Gentoo users moms (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Gentoo users moms (Score:2, Interesting)
Am I actually Brave enough? (Score:2)
Re:OSS piracy (Score:5, Informative)
Re:OSS piracy (Score:5, Funny)
That's not very nice!
Re:OSS piracy (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:OSS piracy (Score:2)
Paying a developer to spend most of their time working for you on your proprietary back-end/astroturfing, lowering the volume of bugs that they resolve tenfold, is not "funded paying for Bugs in Gentoo for almost 8 months" at all.
Re:OSS piracy (Score:2)
don't apologize!, you clearly need to go study your craft [wikipedia.org] some more.