Linux Beer Wanderung 85
murger burger writes: "You have forgotten to report the linux beer wanderung, it has been taking place this week in Bouillon in Belgium. We just did a tour around the villages of Apach, Perl and Borg."
Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man.
Re:DoS attack? (Score:1, Informative)
You can redirect in your public key, and by clicking on the parent's sig link, you'll go to some nasty troll site.
Taco, can we do something about this ASAP??
Re:DoS attack? (Score:1)
Second of all, nice switch, but I hope Taco will fix it anyway
Re:DoS attack? (Score:2)
Re:DoS attack? (Score:2)
Re:DoS attack? (Score:1)
timothy: We'd need to link to something international...
jamie: Hey! I found a pr0n site in Belgium with lots of pictures, and Linux! And FREE PR0N!
michael: http://www.thehun.net
350 terabytes of slashdot effect later...
Most important question... (Score:1)
Re:Most important question... (Score:1)
oh yeah (Score:1)
Where in Belgium? (Score:1)
Bouillabaisse
Whoops... sorry for bringing that troll back to
I couldn't resist.
oh no! webcams! (Score:1, Informative)
http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:IVh5yq6jlyM:
eh? (Score:1)
LBW2001 (Score:3, Interesting)
Just a bunch of geeks having fun together, sharing knowledge and drinking a lot of beers.
Great party! I will definitively go to the next one.
Uhhh (Score:5, Funny)
I mean.. crap. Hundreds of linux users setting up computers and then getting really drunk. I can just see this. People stumbling around drunk in the evening, absentmindedly tripping and falling into the spaghetti-cable mess between card tables.. and since everyone is drunk, no one can get them out.. so they remain in a tangled heap until the conference ends and they are discovered by maintenance crews. A quake game in which everyone is just kind of sliding around in slow motion, moving forward and then turning slowly (their crosshairs wobbling) to shoot at each other and missing. And then strafing into the lava by accident. A man stumbles in from drinking, collapses at his cardtable and wakes up the next morning with a throbbing headache in front of a screen covered in near-gibberish written sometime during the previous night that later turns out to be a threaded messaging cgi system written in perl. A weepy drunk guy, unable to deal with his repeatedly crashing X Server because he's not thinking clearly, goes and drinks to forget his troubles until he dies of alchohol poisoning. The SUSE team, sitting on the floor with the guy who wrote Kontour, halfconsiously swinging beer cans in the air and singing Filk in german. The guy who's been writing all those "BSD is dying" trolls standing and angrily yelling, his voice slurring, threatening physical violence against the one mac user who dared to show up for some reason. A bunch of british football hooligans who stagger around, challenge random people to FIFA 2001, lose, and then beat the victors up and smash their playstations. A LARGE HORDE OF PEOPLE GETTING DRUNK AND POSTING ON SLASHDOT EN MASSE.
Umm.. damn. I wish i was in germany.
Towns (Score:1)
What about trips to the towns of Java, Samba, and Ferengi?
Re:Towns (Score:1)
The OS is free, but... (Score:1)
Bad Mondorf (Score:3, Funny)
% perl thing.pl
Error compiling thing.pl: bad mondorf
Go check the pics if you haven't a clue what I'm on about!
Baz
The /Beer Effect (Score:2, Funny)
Does this happen to anyone else...
And Sometimes, when I get really drunk, uh, nevermind, I've said too much already.
Survival Dictionary (Score:4, Informative)
beer -- das Bier
beer barrel -- das Bierfass
beer barrel -- das Bierfass [obs.]
beer brewed from wheat -- das Hefeweizen
beer brewed from wheat -- das Weissbier
beer mat -- der Bierdeckel
beer mat -- der Bieruntersetzer
beer mug -- der Bierkrug
beer mugs [pl.] -- die Bierkruege [pl.]
beer tent -- das Bierzelt
bottled beer -- das Flaschenbier
head (on beer) -- die Schaumkrone
life isn't all beer and skittles -- das Leben besteht nicht nur aus Vergnuegen
life isn't all beer and skittles -- das Leben ist kein endloses Vergnuegen
Life isn't all beer and skittles. -- Das Leben besteht nicht nur aus Vergnuegen.
a kept woman -- eine Maetresse
bosom (woman) -- der Busen (Frau)
buffalo woman -- die fette Frau
business woman -- Geschaeftsfrau
career woman -- Karrierefrau
cleaning woman -- die Aufwartefrau
cleaning woman [Brit.] -- die Zugehfrau
foolish woman -- die Toerin
gipsy woman -- die Zigeunerin
kept woman -- die Maetresse
married woman -- verheiratete Frau
the new woman -- die Frau von heute
to play the woman -- empfindlich sein
vanward woman -- die Vorreiterin
woman -- die Frau
woman -- Frau
toilet -- Abort
toilet -- Abtritt
toilet -- die Toilette
toilet -- Toilette
toilet -- WC
toilet article -- Toilettenartikel
toilet articles -- Toilettenartikeln
toilet bag -- der Kulturbeutel
toilet paper -- Klosettpapier
toilet papers -- Toilettenpapiere
toilet set -- Toilettengarnitur
toilet sets -- Toilettengarnituren
toilet soap -- Toilettenseife
toilet soaps -- Toilettenseifen
toilet table -- Toilettentisch
toilet tables -- Toilettentische
toilet tank -- der Spuelkasten (Toilette)
That should about do it.
Re:Survival Dictionary (Score:2)
How much is the beer? -- Wieviel macht es das Flaschenbier?
(That is probably so wrong...)
Oh no, toilet humor (Score:1)
Bad Humor Alert, Abort, Abort!
Re:Survival Dictionary (Score:1)
straight translated it would be "karmahure", but I would rather say "karmaschlampe" or "karmaluder"
I speak German, that dictionary sucks? (Score:1)
No, wait? you're linux nerds, you'll never use it?
Re:I speak German, that dictionary sucks? (Score:2)
Sure they will. [hennevogel.de]
C-X C-S
Re:Survival Dictionary (Score:2)
Well, well... (Score:1)
Any Tux brand /root beer? (Score:1)
Belgium (Score:1)
Re:Belgium (Score:1)
drunk programmers ... (Score:1)
I can't wait to see the women.
Just an honest question. (Score:2)
Re:Just an honest question. (Score:1)
Imashine (Score:2, Funny)
- Freed
Re:Can you imagine...... (Score:1)
Belgian beer crash course (Score:2, Informative)
Food Network [foodtv.com] recently had a Beer Unwrapped special which showcased Belgian beers and dishes cooked with them. It was pretty good...for something hosted by Gordon Elliott.
Chimay [chimay.com] and Orval [orval.be] are two brands which can be found in most parts of the US. Corsendonk is one of my favorites, but it's harder to find.
Re:Belgian beer crash course (Score:1)
mmmmm....chimay.....
Re:Belgian beer crash course (Score:1)
Go to the castle! (Score:2)