

The Many Names of Linux Kernels 73
dartttt writes "Not many people know that Kernel releases have their codenames. Most of the Linux 2.6 and 3.x kernels include a name in the Makefile of their source trees, which can be found in the git repository. They are not publicized as such but some of them are really hilarious."
Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! (Score:5, Informative)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Linux_kernel_names is the link worth going to if you want to find out what they are.
Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! (Score:5, Funny)
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Rotary Wombat - what even is that?
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GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! YEEARGH!
This text left un-capped to let Minsc fully shout his anger at evildoers.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! I want one... gimmeeeee the pink farting Weasel!!!!! Oh please gimme the weasel!
Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! (Score:5, Informative)
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That's not a link that's a spoon.
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Remember, there is no spoon.
Spooooooooooooooooonnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
(Note: The stupid /. filter wouldn't let me post in all caps. It has no sense of humor or of relevance, unlike The Tick. It's only a stupid idiot. Like The Tick.)
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Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! (Score:4, Funny)
That's not a link that's a spoon.
I can see you've played linky spoony before!
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is that like knife or banana?
http://youtu.be/ih63kbrzU3E?t=43s [youtu.be]
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Would you want to tell one of your clients or boss "Don't worry your data is safe. We're running Ass Fucker v.6.9"
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I would much prefer to run my business on an OS named AF 6.9 , than be AFed by my OS 6.9 times thank you!
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And then people wonder why Linux isn't more popular in the business world.
If silly names are all that's holding back Linux, MS and Apple should be very afraid. MS's approach is no more sensible, but at least it's not very entertaining.
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2.6.15-rc6â"2.6.15â"2.6.16â" Sliding Snow Leopard
QUICK SOMEONE SUE APPLE!
Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! (Score:5, Funny)
Judging by your encoding issues, you're using one of their products right now aren't you?
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Funny, I use Apple never had that problem. Probably just your poor luck in the past.
Damn Weasels (Score:1)
Someone please ask the pink weasels to stop farting. Actually, to be politically correct, just ask all the weasels to stop farting. No need to single out the pink ones.
And to that, weasels are just people who fart on airplanes and look around at their neighbor to seemingly accuse them of having let it go. I didn't do it!!
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Someone please ask the pink weasels to stop farting. Actually, to be politically correct, just ask all the weasels to stop farting. No need to single out the pink ones.
And to that, weasels are just people who fart on airplanes and look around at their neighbor to seemingly accuse them of having let it go. I didn't do it!!
The Duchess emitted an enormous fart. Thinking to shift the blame, she told the butler "Stop that immediately."
He replied "Which way did it go."
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And to that, weasels are just people who fart on airplanes and look around at their neighbor to seemingly accuse them of having let it go. I didn't do it!!
So now my enemy has a name. The day is mine!
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I'm delighted to discover I'm not a weasel, as I limit my occasions of most putrid flatulence to elevators and buses.
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'Keeps the warmth coming right out ....'
Would the colour of that warmth be brown, by any chance?
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clear, it's just fragrant, warm, vapors.
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No you silly git... its pink he's a farging weasel...
2.6.20 (Score:5, Funny)
I used to own numerous 2.6.20's (they bred a lot) and I currently have a 2.6.21. I was also attacked by a 2.6.28-rc1 once, although it could have been a 2.6.36.
Why all the military terms? (Score:1)
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music" -- Groucho Marx
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The kernel says: "I love it when a plan comes together".
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Ditto. Some people just don't know how to configure a browser, or addons, and probably have little idea what a HOSTS file is for. I won't even go into the possibilities of blocking sites and content on the router.
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There is no place like 127.0.0.1.
Ubuntu Inspiration (Score:4, Funny)
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ubuntu 4.10 used the 2.6.8 kernel. naming of the kernel started with 2.6.2.
How interesting... (Score:1)
/me yawns & checks wristwatch...
This story should have been in "idle".
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How can you get your paid shill's income, if you post anonymously?
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Getting Linux into mainstream desktop use is like having Solaris as mainstream desktop use.
It's invented from the bottom up as a server...
That being said, openoffice and firefox are great... on Apple & Microsoft operating systems.
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Yep, thanks for the entertainment.
flashbacks (Score:1)
Is it just me or was anyone else also having flashbacks of those random name generators from the olden days that would create a "cool" name for you to use on irc, ICQ or in multiplayer games?
signed: Cononymous Award
git log -p Makefile | grep "^ NAME = " | uniq -d (Score:5, Informative)
NAME = "Divemaster Edition"
NAME = Sneaky Weasel
NAME = Flesh-Eating Bats with Fangs
NAME = Sheep on Meth
NAME = Man-Eating Seals of Antiquity
NAME = Vindictive Armadillo
NAME = Temporary Tasmanian Devil
NAME = Erotic Pickled Herring
NAME = Killer Bat of Doom
NAME = Rotary Wombat
NAME = Funky Weasel is Jiggy wit it
NAME = Arr Matey! A Hairy Bilge Rat!
NAME = Pink Farting Weasel
NAME = Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman!
NAME = Nocturnal Monster Puppy
NAME = Homicidal Dwarf Hamster
So how can I discover a kernel's codename? (Score:3)
This isn't a totally trivial question. I've often seen comments in forums saying that something works in kernels from the Frosty Ferret release to the Manifest Monkey release. So I want to check out some of the systems that I'm responsible for, and for each of them, I'd like to discover whether they're within the stated range. The problem is that I often can't discover a given kernel's codename. I can get the kernel's release number from "uname -a", but there doesn't seem to be any reliable way to compare that with codenames in forum messages. So I often can't figure out whether such forum messages apply to the kernels that I'm ssh'd to.
So is there a general way to map the dotted-number release numbers to the codenames, and vice-versa? If there is, I could put it into a script that's in the toolkit that I copy around to systems. I'd also put it on my web sites, so I can fetch it quickly from a new machine (and you could, too, as soon as a googlebot stumbles across it, if you guess the right keywords that I'd include in the header comments ;-).
So far, the answers to this question all seem to be of the form "If you're on a sytem Foo, here's how you do it ...". So you need to know the answer to the question in order to ask the question. I'm hoping for something a bit less circular. And preferably something scriptable.
I've often wondered why this information has been universally excluded from what "uname -a" returns. Making use of forum replies would be a lot easier if either people would use the release numbers, or we had a simple way of mapping codenames to release numbers.
This isn't just a linux problem. I'm typing this on a Macbook Pro, one of around a half dozen that I have access to. I can get the kernel's number (10.5.8) from the "About this Mac" menu item at the top left, but I don't know the kernel's name. I did a bit of poking around in /etc and /System, and didn't find it. There's probably a table of the names/numbers somewhere at apple.com, but google doesn't seem to know where it is. The problem is similar on other unix-like systems.
Anyone know an algorithm for finding a random kernel's name? (Anything of the form "If it's <X> ..." is disqualified. ;-)
Re:So how can I discover a kernel's codename? (Score:4, Insightful)
This isn't a totally trivial question. I've often seen comments in forums saying that something works in kernels from the Frosty Ferret release to the Manifest Monkey release.
I think you can safely ignore anyone who refers to kernels by their silly-names. People who want to be understood uses whatever number uname -a says.
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It sounds like you are confusing these kernel code names for the Ubuntu and Mac OSX code names. They are not the same. No one really uses the kernel code names except maybe kernel devs (but even they mostly refer to specific version numbers).
You can find the Ubuntu and Mac OSX names on wikipedia (they're on their websites too, but wikipedia is easier to find). Here's Ubuntu's [wikipedia.org] and here's Mac OSX [wikipedia.org].