Mandrake to Acquire Conectiva 196
An anonymous reader writes "With a press release Mandrakesoft has announced the acquisition of Conectiva. 'Mandrakesoft, the number one European Linux company, today announced a definitive agreement to acquire Conectiva, the number one Linux company in Brazil and Latin America. This acquisition is expected to increase significantly Mandrakesoft's size and R&D capabilities.'"
Big day for Mandrakesoft (Score:3, Informative)
Come on editors, READ YOUR OWN DAMN SITE.
Re:Big day for Mandrakesoft (Score:2)
Re:Big day for Mandrakesoft (Score:5, Funny)
Pressing it should sound an alarm and turn a lava lamp different colors.
Taco and Cowboy can get into their superhero costumes and slide down a pole to go and fight the evil menace.
Re:Big day for Mandrakesoft (Score:2)
Re:Big day for Mandrakesoft (Score:5, Funny)
With time travelling news reporters named Trillian from Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, all of our news will be out BEFORE it happens. CNN's "News As It Happens" is a thing of the past....
Or is that present.
Stupid paradox.....
Re:Big day for Mandrakesoft (Score:5, Funny)
The "N" Confused them.. (Score:1)
DUPE DAY (Score:5, Funny)
Just an example:
How? (Score:5, Interesting)
by sfraggle [slashdot.org] (212671) on Thursday February 24, @11:27AM (#11767199 [slashdot.org])
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Re:How? (Score:5, Informative)
by crow [slashdot.org] (16139) on Thursday February 24, @11:32AM (#11767258 [slashdot.org])
(http://www.votecrow.com/ | Last Journal: Monday July 01, @01:30PM)
Simple isn't it? I think we should all do this and maybe the guys running
*tears up plans and flushes them down the toilet*
NEXT!
Even funnier (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Even funnier (Score:2)
Re:Even funnier (Score:2, Informative)
Oh yeah? Try this one: http://slashdot.org/search.pl?topic=147 [slashdot.org]
Much better idea.... (Score:2)
Re:Big day for Mandrakesoft (Score:3, Insightful)
I had to reload the page a couple of times. I thought something had gone wrong the first time because it was showing the same story on the top that it was when I looked at /. this morning...
What does it say about /. when the editors don't think their site is worth reading?
Re:Big day for Mandrakesoft (Score:2)
Re:Big day for Mandrakesoft (Score:2, Insightful)
What's it say about the readers when they visit a site that they know the owners don't even care about.
Says wonders on "we the people"
So many dupes lately... (Score:3, Interesting)
And they want me to subscribe to this shit? Hah!
Re:Big day for Mandrakesoft (Score:2, Funny)
Re:yep (Score:4, Funny)
Re:yep (Score:4, Funny)
After marklar chose to obtain marklar, marklar paid a lot more marklar for the marklar than marklar wish marklar had. Other marklar dislike French marklar and want powerful and profitable marklar away from those marklar. But no matter marklar, the best marklar will always be free marklar. Open marklar forever!
Plagerism!!! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Plagerism!!! (Score:2)
by crow [slashdot.org] (16139) on Thursday February 24, @11:32AM (#11767258 [slashdot.org])
(http://www.votecrow.com/ | Last Journal: Monday July 01, @01:30PM)
It's a stock swap. No money is involved. This is typical of how mergers often work. The companies agree to merge, and they agree what the company being acquired is worth, do some math, and convert the shares of the acquired company into shares of the new company. The math is much like doing a stock split, though the ratio usually involves a number
Re:Plagerism!!! (Score:2)
Actually, he gave you credit for it, though he didn't properly cite it according to MLA specification [mla.org]. I think that makes it copyright infringement for copying it without permission instead of plagarism. Don't worry; it's better for you this way: if you assume that by posting it to slashdot he reproduced it several hundred thousand times without permission, you can make a good $150,000 times 100,000 equals $150 billion. =)
Ah crap. Now you can sue me too.
First Foe! (Score:2)
I just felt like "duping the dupe," so to speak, and yours was the first score-5 post on the list. Karma's not the issue here, as I have plenty of that.
Perhaps others will disagree with me, but I just felt that the most obvious response to the still-on-first-page dupe was the time-honored repost tactic. I don't take
Tech coverage? Gimme a break? You'd get bet
Re:Big day for Mandrakesoft (Score:5, Funny)
geez (Score:3, Insightful)
Hey! (Score:1)
Re:geez (Score:2)
Re:geez (Score:3)
I'm having déjà vu all over again !
Already done~! (Score:1, Redundant)
Paid for it twice? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Paid for it twice? (Score:1)
Re:Paid for it twice? (Score:2)
deja deja vu
Mandrake Appealing to Community, Again
Linux Mandrake | Posted by michael on Friday December 20, @05:11PM
from the maxing-out-the-credit-cards dept.
An anonymous reader writes "It seems that MandrakeSoft's short-term financial problem is worse than was thought. A new page on the Mandrake web site says: 'Everyone who is concerned with the company's future is encouraged to read and distribute the following message. In order to reach the next release, MandrakeSoft currently needs to raise cash, and q
not much earlier (Score:1)
Re:not much earlier (Score:1)
How, you say? Don't look at me... Ask the editors!
Again? (Score:5, Funny)
dupe (Score:1)
Gees, not even left the front page yet!
First Duplicate? (Score:1)
This comment may be a dupe... (Score:4, Funny)
It's still on the front page!
http://linux.slashdot.org/linux/05/02/24/154620
Look at the bright side (Score:5, Funny)
I understand Ladbrook is giving 9:1 currently
Re:Look at the bright side (Score:2)
deja vu (Score:2, Funny)
Harrrrrrrrrr (Score:3, Funny)
In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
This is good. (Score:1)
How? (Score:2)
(this is a joke)
Re:How? (Score:1)
Can't win 'em all
THIS ISN'T A DUPE! (Score:4, Funny)
I mean, once Mandrake aquired Connectiva, they had to reboot to load the new kernel. It's only natural that you'd see the message twice.
Shessh
Increase their size? (Score:1)
This is a dupe (Score:3, Interesting)
Probably has been submitted before (Score:2)
Re:This is a dupe (Score:4, Insightful)
If a press release is posted somewhere, its entirely possible for multiple people to read the same story at a similar time. Consider also the syndication via AP or other sites - look at how Google handles dupes, most single news items have 1000s of sites all saying the same thing.
Each of the readers of these thousands of sites can decide to submit their take on the story, and so for every single bit of syndicated news travelling the web, there could for certain stories be thousands of submissions (i hazard its usually much less though).
The editors themselves have to filter through all these and find out what interests THEM, what stands out from the rest. They have to read and judge all these, and quite quickly decide which to post. The single story you see could be from a flood of 100 similar "dupes" themselves, so the editor thinks its new and picks the best one at that moment.
</ponder>
I can quite easily see WHY they happen, perhaps we could help the editors by making a submission scanner and search function. An interface to google news (as somebody pointed out recently, they manage to index very quickly so would catch most) would be simplest I think. Even just using link domains as an initial "this might already have been posted very recently" test would help them out.
Any perl hacks out there got any ideas?
Re:This is a dupe (Score:2)
Dupe (Score:3, Insightful)
dupe, dupe, dupe ... dupe of Earl (Score:1)
previously reported here [slashdot.org]
Echo-echo-cho-o-o-o (Score:1, Funny)
mirror... (Score:5, Funny)
Wow! (Score:2)
=P
Woah (Score:1)
Dupped comments (Score:2, Funny)
Can You Hear Me Now? (Score:2)
It's a shame (Score:2)
In fact, this brings up a good point. Maybe such an article-moderation system would give the editors feedback as to which articles we want to see.
Cool! (Score:2, Informative)
Apart from the botched 9.2 upgrade debacle, they have a distro that I can use for a Linux home network [baheyeldin.com] without spending too much time on it. I have four machines running Linux at home, and don't want to spend a lot of time on each configuring it.
They are also familiar and friendly enough for my kids to use it as their only desktop. They get to play their MP3, use FireF
CowboyNeal Zonked? (Score:1)
same friggin day (Score:1)
question? (Score:1)
In other news (Score:2)
Conectiva to be Acquired by Mandrake (Score:1)
A deja vu ... (Score:1)
News Flash (Score:2)
In other news... (Score:1)
i was worried (Score:1)
When the 2nd story came out I knew, I knew without a shadow of a doubt that I was awake during work!
Next time... (Score:1)
Brought to you by... (Score:1)
CowboyNeal... why even have the email link? (Score:5, Interesting)
I even linked to the story and mentioned it was on the frontpage.
So now we know they not only don't read their site, but they don't read email about their site. Which leads to the question of... what do you actually do? You don't edit. You submit anything Roland whatever posts. You post shit that has already been posted. You let Michael post amaingly misleading items.
Bah I'm done. Well heres one less subscriber...
Re:CowboyNeal... why even have the email link? (Score:2)
Re:CowboyNeal... why even have the email link? (Score:2)
Thats the difference.
Okay so does that mean the Drakes will.. (Score:1)
From a leaked OSTG corporate chatlog... (Score:5, Funny)
CmdrTaco> To hell with 'em. We're getting paid peanuts, isn't redundancy the mother of invention?
Zonk> I read somewhere that redundancy is the mother of invention.
CmdrTaco> What?
Zonk> I know you are... But what am I?
CmdrTaco> To hell with 'em. We're getting paid peanuts, isn't redundancy the mother of invention?
Zonk> Who's on first?
CmdrTaco>Yes
Zonk>What?
Time is going backwards (Score:1)
Ugh (Score:1)
On CowboyNeal / Timothy days, I feel like that all damn day.. talk about net-lag
Perhapss it's just a conincidence, (Score:1)
Correct me if I'm wrong.... (Score:3, Funny)
It's really hard to be sure, but I could almost swear...
Ten hour propagation amonst editors... (Score:2)
It is now official - Slashdot has confirmed: Slash (Score:2)
Yet another duped story bolstered the imitative Better Slashdot Dupes psyche when recently IDC confirmed that Better Slashdot Dupes accounts for a majority of all news stories. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Better Slashdot Dupes has copied more stories, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Better Slashdot Dupes is replicating in an exponential fashion, as fittingly
What did Merlin say about Mandrake? (Score:3, Funny)
Merlin - What is that root?
Morgana - Mandrake, the essence of it can prolong the act of love
Merlin - And if too much is taken?
Morgana - Pain and Death.
Relevanice? None. Just liked that bit in Borman's Excalibur.
And if your wondering what my distro is, it's SuSE, because she wears short skirts and big black leather boots...
Re:What did Merlin say about Mandrake? (Score:2)
Indeed! Not just for wierd Germans anymore...
Wrenching this thread back OT, though, wasn't Connectiva a UL partner? I wonder if they use Yast in their regular distro as well?
Re:What did Merlin say about Mandrake? (Score:2)
Re:What did Merlin say about Mandrake? (Score:2)
Re:What did Merlin say about Mandrake? (Score:2)
Connectiva was a UnitedLinux partner, and UnitedLinux was based on Suse, which in many ways means it was based on Yast. My question was if Connectiva also used Yast in their "regular" distro, and if, now that SCO has pretty much killed UL, their still using Yast at all. If they do, then my follow-up would be: what is Mandrake going to do?
Yast kicks ass, and it's what makes Suse the best distro of al
Story submission (Score:2)
Re:Connectiva? (Score:1)
Re:Connectiva? (Score:1)
Re:Connectiva? (Score:1, Redundant)
No.
Funny at best. Offtopic deserved.
Re:#1 European Linux company? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:IF YOU'RE REALLY PISSED ABOUT THE DUPES... (Score:2)
Yes, the ineptitude of others can be a hassle, but in this case you're really not put out. So maybe lay off the caffeine and come up with a good dupe joke or something. Plots to spam the editors with dupes is just plain childish and stupid.
Re:IF YOU'RE REALLY PISSED ABOUT THE DUPES... (Score:3, Insightful)
Of course there's always a few who will get verbal about issues, but sometimes it's also good to bring them up, you can't necessarily blame them for that either.
I mean, if you say the same article on page 2 and then again on page 8 in your newspaper - once every week, wouldn't you start to think it's time we do something about it?
Re:IF YOU'RE REALLY PISSED ABOUT THE DUPES... (Score:2)
When the "editors" don't read their own site, or even RTFAs, it doesn't exactly inspire one to pay them money.
Re:IF YOU'RE REALLY PISSED ABOUT THE DUPES... (Score:2)
Re:Dupe! (Score:3, Funny)
Mandrakesoft rumoured to be thinking of taking over Connectiva
Connectiva stock up on rumours of takeover by Mandrakesoft
Then, Saturday ...
Mandrake to issue Mandrake linux 9.0
Then, Sunday
Mandrake to issue Mandrake linux 8.0
By April Fools Day, it'll be time to post
Linus releases version 0.9.0 of his kernel.
Microsoft releases Windows for Workgroups, DOS 6.2.4
By Thanksgiving, we'll be seeing
Ford Motor Co releases the Model T for $640.00
Christmas:
Fire
Slashdot to Acquire Groundhog Day (Score:2)
from the we-changed-the-Matrix dept
An anonymous reader writes "With a front page dupe release Slashdot has announced the acquisition of Groundhog Day [slashdot.org]. 'Slashdot, the worldwide number one repeated news site, today announced a definitive agreement to acquire Groundhog Day, the number one repeated day movie in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. This acquisition is expected to increase significantly Slashdot's size and R&D (repeats and dupes) capabilities.'"