Linus Torvalds Moving to the Silicon Forest 568
Evilive writes "According to KATU News, Linus Torvalds and family will be moving to Portland, Oregon so he can oversee the Open Source Development Labs. Torvalds says he and his family will make the move after his children finish school next week. Sayeth Linus: 'The plan was to try to acclimatize and have time to grow webbed feet (although I'm told there are implants available) by moving during the summer.'"
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Does that meen that you have the death penalty for shop lifting? or Speeding? or Jay walking (crossing the road not at a designated crossing point)? All are criminal activitys Wow the USA is such a great place!
no no no no no...it's only for self defense.... no...must...not...reply....to...flamebait.... if someone presents a threat to your life, must...STOP! cannot... has the opportunity AND the ability nooooo to end your life, you have the right to defend yourself i...have...succumbed! aaaarrrgh! you don't just go around shooting jaywalkers, shoplifters, etc. it doesn't work that way flamer...has...won....MUARG!
Re:So... (Score:5, Informative)
>Does that mean there will be significantly fewer articles about Transmeta?
Actually, he left Transmeta... over a year ago, in order to concentrate more on his Linux kernel work.
http://lwn.net/Articles/36577/ [lwn.net]-- tabris
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Bet nobody with modpoints will read this.
He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. (Score:5, Insightful)
Second, the cost of housing is cheaper than in the bay area, but still in the top ten or fifteen most expensive in the country.
I wouldn't leave here for anything. I lived in the Bay Area. Didn't like it one bit.
Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. (Score:4, Funny)
You say that like it's a good thing.
I've never figured out the immigration patterns of the Northmen. They get off the boat in NYC and can go anywhere in the US from there. Florida, SoCal, Arizona, or even just stay in southern NY. Where do they go? Minnesota.
Feels like home I guess, but to my mind that's the problem.
KFG
As Bay Area guy, I love Portland (Score:5, Informative)
Re:As Bay Area guy, I love Portland (Score:4, Funny)
If you got warm & wet you dont need sunny for the majority of interesting plants - fruit excepted in most cases. Just so long as its not too windy! I hate wind! If I could impose a global wind limit I would - fuck global climate controls - just stop the damn wind! I cant hear myself think!!!!
Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. (Score:2)
Bay Area like Portland? Are you on crack? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. (Score:4, Funny)
I mean hey, I turned out fine.... er.. bad example.
Compared to Finland? (Score:2)
And you get used to the rain after a while - it's normally pretty light. We had a children's parade here yesterday, and even though it was raining, the whole neighborhood turned up. In hats.
A real Portlander doesn't use an umbrella or hat. We just embrace our inner sogginess.
Re:Compared to Finland? (Score:5, Informative)
Another plus for Portland - we have an Air America affiliate.
And you don't have to pump your own gas.
Or pay sales tax.
And if you live in a Qwest area, you can get 1500/968 DSL for $50/month.
And it's a real hub for video technology companies.
Re:Compared to Finland? (Score:3, Interesting)
Our property taxes suck, but I still like the fact that when I buy $2,500 in computer parts, I don't have to spend another $250 just to satisfy the state revenue division.
The gas thing (Score:5, Funny)
1) Oregonians are cheap.
2) Oregonians are tired of being rained on.
So, basically, people here knew that if there was self-serve gas, they'd have to use it because it was cheaper. But then they'd get wet. So it's easier to outlaw self-serve, so everyone has to share the same luxury.
Makes complete sense if you've lived here long enough.
Re:Compared to Finland? (Score:3, Funny)
The first time? Oh, then you found your way around, and started spending more the other times, right? :)
Seriously, when I lived there, I'd get Amazon recommendations, then search the Powell's website to get a better price for used books, call them to have the books all collected at one store, then went and bought them regularly, downtown, after making sure they were in good condition (they usually were). Amazon was p
Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. (Score:5, Informative)
He's a Finn, for heaven's sake. I think he'll manage somehow.
Anyway, I wish him a warm welcome to my home state. Some odd bits of advice on settling in:
* For tires and suspension work, go to Les Schwab.
* Try Black Tiger from Coffee People... in a milkshake.
* Cinema 21.
* The Rimsky-Korsakoffee House, on SE 12th just North of Belmont in Portland, for a quiet dessert with atmosphere. (And the Sylvia Beach Hotel in Newport for a holiday; same owner, different quirks.)
* Visit a McMennamin's hotel for lunch or dinner... walk around the place and check out the artwork. The beer's pretty good, too, but there's plenty that's better 'round here.
* Fareless Square.
* Don't swim in any river that Intel has named a chip for. Seriously. It's not their fault, but I mean it.
* Three Square Grill
* Local strawberries are in season right now.
Just holler if you need anything.
Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. (Score:4, Interesting)
* Visit a McMennamin's hotel for lunch or dinner...
But don't expect good service or clean silverware.
* Fareless Square.
Get a concealed carry permit first.
* Don't swim in any river that Intel has named a chip for. Seriously. It's not their fault, but I mean it.
There's nothing wrong with the Deschutes. But then again, most of you Portlanders can't see past the top of Mt. Hood, so I don't expect you to know anything about Oregon's high desert.
Now, to add on to your advice:
* Visit one of the fine sushi places in Portland. Sushi Town in Hillsboro is good. Not the best, but good.
* Visit Bend and go to the Deschutes Brewery if you want *truly good* beer. And good service.
* If your a Finn, go to Junction City (that's just northwest of Eugene) during the Scandinavian Festival's Finland Day.
* Don't take your kids to the Rose Festival carnival area. The ride operators deal drugs. [koin.com]
* Avoid downtown Portland (and downtown Eugene) whenever the WTO is meeting in this hemisphere, when a major timber sale is scheduled to happen, when war breaks out, when the President is in the Pacific Northwest, or any other time when it is reasonable to forecast traffic-slowing protests.
* Check out Ashland at least once.
* Get a Shedrain [shedrain.com] umbrella.
* The air sucks in Eugene. [lungusa.org]
Well, that's about all I can think of.
Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. (Score:3, Informative)
But don't expect good service or clean silverware.
Before amending this, full disclosure: the McMenamin brothers are my uncles.
That out of the way...
In general the service is quite good, we go to a few of their places fairly often and the food always comes pretty fast. Of course, there are always isolated incidents, but don't let that discourage anyone from trying the restaurants.
Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. (Score:3)
Bah. Those are highly overrated. We're talkin' atmosphere.
There's nothing wrong with the Deschutes.
Whoops, my mistake. I forgot about deschutes-the-chip.
Avoid downtown Portland (and downtown Eugene) whenever [...] it is reasonable to forecast traffic-slowing protests.
There's a reason PDX is known as Little Beirut, and it ain't Al-Amir. [alamirportland.com] The protests here are almost always peaceful, though it is prudent to stay away from the black-bloc anarchist t
Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. (Score:3)
You must work for them, or something. Real Portlanders don't have umbrellas. :)
I almost mentioned Sushi Town in my other threads, as it was down the road from where I lived off Sunset & 26, but really, Sushi Takahashi downtown has a bit more flavor, if you know what I mean, though the quality's not as good. Also, I was informed (quite seriously) by a friend who joined me at Sushi Town, "you know, they banned foam containers in Multnomah County?" This was remarked upon whil
This is news huh? (Score:3, Funny)
At 10:27 PM Linux Torvalds took a crap! The crap measured 7.5" inches with a sickening green color. The color was attributed to association with hairy acne-infested hippies.
Doctors recommended Linux Torvalds take a shower to cure his condition.
Now THAT is NEWS!
Re:This is news huh? (Score:4, Funny)
Sorry I couldn't resist that one.
Re:This is news huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Implants (Score:5, Funny)
Those aren't the only implants you'll find on the west coast.
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Re:Implants (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.fastcompany.com/online/31/nike.html
Linus can live forever. (Score:3, Funny)
Linus the unevolved Tux? (Score:5, Funny)
What's next? beak? flippers?
Is Linus evolving in to Tux?
Re:Linus the unevolved Tux? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Linus the unevolved Tux? (Score:2, Informative)
Tux notwithstanding, real penguins have clawed feet (the better to walk on ice and rocks), as they swim with their wings.
Re:Linus the unevolved Tux? (Score:2)
Silicon Forest? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Silicon Forest? (Score:4, Informative)
It's common knowledge in the Northwest that Portland is the Silicon Forest because much of Intel's R&D and fabrication occurs in the Portland Metro area. Portland also has Xerox (was Tektronix printer division) and Tektronix.
Re:Silicon Forest? (Score:5, Informative)
Lots of video companies have big divisions here, like Grass Valley, Sharp Labs, InFocus, FLIR, Planar Systems, Tektronix, PixelWorks. Intel, Fujitsu and all those chip companies do a lot of design and fabrication here. We're the athletic shoe capital of the world, with both Nike and Adidas America here. That means a lot of local ad agency work. And my neighborhood is positively infested with shoe designers. Really, there must be six shoe designers who live within five blocks of my house.
And if you're into knives, we're one of the knife manufacture capitals. Leatherman is based here, as are myriad others.
We don't have nearly the startup culture of California, though. People who live in Portland tend to be here for the lifestyle - we're one of the few places in the USA which has made an effective attempt to limit urban sprawl. We have a lot of dense neighborhoods with SIDEWALKS. Nothing like taking the kids for a stroll around the block, which might take two hours visiting all the neighbors. But the beach and the mountains are each only about 80 minutes away, and almost everywhere in the city is within a mile or so of a park.
Not a great place to strike it rich, but it's a wonderful place to balance doing interesting work and having a rich life outside of work.
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Re:Silicon Forest? (Score:5, Informative)
Vancouver, WA(8 miles north of portland) is nearly always regarded as a distant suburb of Portland. So, with Portland and Vancouver combined, you have:
Intel
Xerox
Tektronix
Sharp
WaferTech(
Shin-Etsu Hondotai-America(subsidiary of Shin-Etsu Chemical, largest silicon wafer manufacturer in the world)
Kyocera
Fujitsu
LSI Logic
Linear
I'm sure I'm missing many others.
There is a reason we have the name 'Silicon Forest'.
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Re:Silicon Forest? (Score:2, Funny)
M$ just up the road (Score:2, Funny)
Do not forget (current) Cray too... (Score:2)
Re:M$ just up the road (Score:2)
They've crushed many competitors but, in an industry where everyone thinks the worst of them, it's a tribute they've never been accused of anything worse.
moving friends... ugh (Score:3, Funny)
I'm going camping then so no, he may NOT borrow my truck.
Pretty cool (Score:2)
Webbed feet. (Score:2, Funny)
final destination obvious (Score:5, Funny)
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Clearly, we must do anything we can to prevent this.
Linus, Mentor and v7.1 (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Linus, Mentor and v7.1 (Score:2)
God I hate Mentor. I can't really say the Cadence or Altium toolsets are any better, but I still hate Mentor.
Re:Linus, Mentor and v7.1 (Score:3, Interesting)
In terms of design c
Best news I've heard in a while (Score:5, Interesting)
But why is this news? I hear you ask. Oh come off it, what's wrong with a little cult of personality now and then. Sometimes I think that's the only thing keeping Apple afloat.
Anyway let me give you a quick list of reasons why Portland is great:
1. Free Geek [freegeek.org], our own local geek run charity.
2. lot's of great microbrews and wifi enabled bars [basementpub.com].
3. And of course the beautiful weather [yahoo.com].
And with that, where ever you are, may your beer be micro and your operating system free. Cheers
Re:Best news I've heard in a while (Score:4, Informative)
There are probably better places to live, but none feel as "right" to me as Portland and I don't think I'd ever move. The weather is predictable and winter is pretty much like summer, temperature wise. Most other cities don't have quite the mix that Portland does. They have one or two great things, but you have to sacrifice others. Not in Portland!
Re:Me too (Score:2, Funny)
Hopefully we'll see a story on slashdot when he changes his car.
Re:Best news I've heard in a while (Score:2)
I didn't mention FG in my thread [slashdot.org] because I was writing to a tourist, originally. Another organization people moving to the Portland area should know about is the Personal Telco Project [personaltelco.net]. I have to warn everyone once again about the Fry's in Wilsonville, also; their customer service was pretty sad and the manager unresponsive when I lived in the area.
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Congratulations, Linus! (Score:5, Informative)
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Nice travel-guide-related website: Lonely Planet [lonelyplanet.com]
events calendar [travelportland.com]
Powell's history page [powells.com] [comment regarding my relationship with them through my excellent former employer deleted]
If that's not bookish enough, try Reed [reed.edu]. "Reedy" is a fitting name for most of the students.
public gardens [portland.or.us] If you're at all interested in nice gardens to walk through, the International Rose Test Garden is a great place to walk around.
If you have more time, the Japanese Garden [japanesegarden.com] is pretty must the only garden outside Japan considered to be "real" (the Mt. Fuji-stand-in doesn't hurt, either)
At some point, if you drink alcohol, or even just eat, you might end up visiting one of these [mcmenamins.com]. They've converted a lot of old schools, etc. into pubs along with the usual locations.
You probably won't want to go out there if you don't have much time on your trip, but see if you can recognize this hotel [timberlinelodge.com] from the picture. [It's this one [imdb.com], Slashdotters]
The Columbia River Highway runs east of Portland, and includes some nice scenery of Multnomah Falls and the Gorge area [state.or.us].
Out west is Cannon Beach and Haystack Rock [cannonbeach.org].
Oh, tying almost everything in town is the MAX [trimet.org], the light rail service. Gues
Great place for kids too (Score:3, Informative)
It does have it's big city problems, however. Traffic can be pretty bad and I managed to get assaulted there once. Eugene has most of the big city amenities without the big city problems.
Re:Congratulations, Linus! (Score:2, Flamebait)
Once I pulled out of a parking space in Seattle in front of an oncoming bicyclist, and she had the gall to shake her head at me as if to say "that's a no no". Dammit, she even had plenty of room. Oh man, sometimes this place is oppressive. I need to spend more time
As a native Oregonian SHADDUP! (Score:5, Funny)
Oregon SUCKS, SUCKS I tell you. It rains ALL the time here. You'll forget what blue sky looks like. Housing prices are insane. Traffic is insane. We have rattlesnakes and bears, BEARS! The women are FAT and ugly unwashed hippes with long braided armpit hair. The rare cutie knows how rare she is and has an attitude to match.
No sir, nothing to see here... move along... move along please...
I moved to Beaverton in 2000... (Score:4, Funny)
Linus should tell people he's moving there from Europe. It's a safe answer!
Re:As a native Oregonian SHADDUP! (Score:3, Funny)
Slugs. (Score:3, Funny)
Gotta wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Gotta wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
Bugs love the token fibers in log files.
Oh great (Score:3, Funny)
If you're NOT Linus, Hows the job market? (Score:3, Insightful)
It's been a employment hellhole for "mortals" for the last several years I understand.
For anyone going to Portland, I have a suggested dinner/evening out: go to the Crystal Ballroom McMennamins downtown, order a Captain Nemo burger and a Terminator Stout. Get your lovely lady the Spinach Calzone.(Assuming Vegetarian, dish still highly recommended anyway)
Get hammered, and try the ballroom dancing, not necessarily in that order. I can't remember the nights they had it, call ahead. They have free lessons IIRC.
You are going to LOVE Portland.
I guess I will have to stop by.... (Score:2)
He picked a nice city to live in.
One interesting factoid: Portland has an incredibly lively sex industry (strip clubs, adult stores etc).
Maybe there's something about Linus we didn't know about?
The Silicon Forest... (Score:2)
Weird (Score:5, Funny)
"Daddy daddy! Come look at the bug I found!"
"Bug? What bug? My system is perf... ohhhh THAT kind of bug. Not right now, sweetie - daddy's compiling."
Poor Guy! Portland BLOWS DOGS!!!! (Score:2, Informative)
After my passport and birth certificate were stolen from my mailbox there, someone tried to use my passport as ID at a bank to cash a phony check. He fled, but left my passport there, so the cops came and had me go down to the bank to confirm that it wasn't really me who was trying to cash the bad check. The cop who took me
Re:Poor Guy! Portland BLOWS DOGS!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, careful. You insult our hometown like that, and we'll send local celeb Tonya Harding [tonyaharding.com] around to break your kneecaps.
Oh, wait. Gee, I guess you're right after all.
Re:Poor Guy! Portland BLOWS DOGS!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Here's a hint: don't store valuables in your mailbox. Inside your house, especially a safe, is a better location.
From an OSDL employee (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm working at OSDL and looking forward to having Linus here on-site. :-)
We got the confirmation today that yes, he's coming, and will have a cube here with the
rest of us. I expect he'll be working from home a lot but who knows.
Linus had visited last year not long after he joined the lab, and we asked if he'd be moving up here. At the time he said he'd had enough of cold weather for one lifetime, so this is a surprise! (Well, not a total surprise, Portland is a great city to live in, IMHO. Some of us figured he'd want to move up here once he had time to think about it.)
Not that I would do it (Score:5, Funny)
Why? (Score:5, Insightful)
One of the things that we in the open source movement tout is that "distributiveness" of the developers involved with even major projects like Linux, Apache, etc. Yet, every time Linus moves (be it a job or a home) it is rabidly reported on sites like Slashdot, NewsForge, etc. Why? If the distributed nature of OSS development is one of its strong points then *why* do we care where Linus lives and when or where he moves to?
Linus is a great man who's done humanity a huge good by developing the Linux Kernel. But I'm starting to look at him like I look at Elvis: I think Elvis was a talented musician but I won't have much to do with his music since his "worshippers" have made him a near God. The cult like atmosphere surrounding him is a definate turn-off. The same cult like symptoms are developing around Linus and this spells trouble for OSS. We already have a reputation for being zealots where everything rises and sets around Linux. This kind of rabid fanship just solidifies that image in the publics mind and hurts our cause. Linux is *much* bigger than Linus now and, while he is a star, he is by far not the only one in the community. We need to remember that folks.
Re:Why? (Score:5, Insightful)
It's part of our culture to look for the human interest angle in any story. It's a staple of news, entertainment, and pretty much any form of mass media. It transforms the abstract to the concrete.
Part of the Linus/Linux appeal, especially among
And that's the appeal: any number of people could have created Linux; it took no special talents or extraordinary effort. But Linus is the one who did it, and he told the world about it, and that was the spark that lit the fire. The story has a sort of indie rock DIY ethos about it, which speaks to another cultural phenomenon, that of the lone inventor, the rugged individualist. Of course, Linux is a massively collaborative effort but it took one bored undergrad to get it started.
And this the appeal: it could have been anyone out there. What started in a Finnish dorm room is now something that IBM is willing to back to the tune of billions of dollars. It's the quintessential garage band success story.
Yeah, this story is verging on the over-the-top. What's next, Linus endorses the Atkins Diet? But it's a human interest story and Slashdot is no different from your local news in this respect.
k.
Re:Why? (Score:5, Insightful)
The reason he's so important is his ability to lead. You don't find that very often in technical people. To be sure, he's not the only leader. But this kind of distributed project will whither on the vine if you don't have somebody with a little charisma to keep people on the same page.
What School? (Score:5, Funny)
Shouldn't that be Finnish school?
Thanks, I'll be here all week. Please tip your servers.
Re:What School? (Score:3, Funny)
Luckily for us, it's Friday.
More wonderful Portland stuff (Score:4, Informative)
About Beaverton (Score:5, Informative)
It's a pretty spread-out place. There's an old, kind of abbreviated downtown in the SW portion; mostly it's strip malls, industrial / office parks, and residential areas ranging from condo-racks to nice suburban tracts.
There are some very nice wilderness parks nestled in there too. The Metro planning board keeps strict urban growth boundaries, so you can find working farms just a few miles to the SW.
Some of the office parks and complexes do have a "Silicon Valley" flavor, but are unsurprisingly a lot smaller. (I once worked in Oracle's Redwood Shores HQ, which kind of sets a high standard.)
I work in the far NW corner of Beaverton, in an area that really should be its own town because it's so far from the Post Office and town hall.
Traffic is usually not too bad, at least compared to Silicon Valley. Mass transit consists of lots of busses and a spiffy light rail line that goes to downtown Portland and the airport.
Stefan Jones
Nope, not Beaverton (Score:4, Informative)
Wrong. According to a knowledgeable person who does IT support for the local schools (hi Eric!), he registered his kids in the Riverview school district. You may have heard about it because they run Linux there -- the head IT guy there is one of the names behind the K-12 Linux project. They also host the PLUG monthly Linux clinics (I wonder if we can get him to show up at one.)
And Riverview school district is located in an unincorporated part of Multnomah county between Portland & Lake Oswego -- quite a few miles from Beaverton. I figure that from this location he'll be able to avoid travelling 26 when he needs to be in the office. (And having driven the highways in the Bay Area & in LA, in years past 26 was worse than either: it combines traffic as heavy as a freeway in either of those places with a large number of drivers who either have no skill coping with traffic this heavy/pissed at all of the new arrivals. However, now that there's fewer people commuting, it's gotten much better.)
Geoff
friggin' A (Score:4, Funny)
Nah, You Don't Need Webbed Feet, Linus! (Score:3, Insightful)
You put on a raincoat, a floppy hat with a brim, and some rubber overshoes.
Then you just walk around and ignore the rain.
Everybody does it up there.
It's just the idiots that don't bother with the raincoat, the floppy hat and the rubber overshoes.
'Course, there's quite a few idiots in Oregon.
Re:Why? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why? (Score:2)
When did slashdot become the internet supermarket tabloid? Bring an umbrella. Several of them. I passed through seattle once and didn't see a ray of sunlight in the day I was there.
Re:Why? (Score:2)
If all you're after is important news, wouldn't CNN or the BBC be a better site on which to spend your time?
Re:Why? (Score:2, Insightful)
Jello Weighs In On Portland, OR [ONTOPIC] (Score:5, Funny)
I want to tell you a story about the last time I was in Portland.
The night before we played at the Long Goodbye.
I was walking on the street about 10:30 at night.
A lot of people go to bed around here at 10:30 at night.
And well, I was walking along when suddenly these jocks in this
bright blue pickup drove up. It had KC lights, tractor tires,
everything but the CB. It was a life-size Hot Wheels car for some dumb rich kid,
right. Well, they drove up to me
and they yelled what dumb rich kids usually yell, "Hey, faggot,"
and showered me with some water.
So, I stood there thinking, what a bunch of fuckheads and picked up a rock.
Now, I waited, walked down about a block to
where the Kentucky Fried Chicken is, on Burnside,
and sure enough they drove around again.
They said, "Hey, faggot, where's the nearest McDonald's?" I said,
"I don't know" and they squirted me again.
So I threw the rock and put a nice-size dent in their giant Hot Wheels car.
They screached to a halt in the parking lot of some department store,
who's name I don't remember, it's up the street from Fred Meyer,
and they got out their clubs and they ran after me, yelling,
"We're gonna kill you, you god damn faggot, we're gonna kill you,
you motherfucker."
So I got in a phonebooth by the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Burnside,
held my legs straight out like this so they couldn't open the door
to the phonebooth. So they began charging the phonebooth,
beating on it with their club, yelling,
"We're gonna kill you, you motherfucker, we're gonna kill you,
you god damn faggot." I just looked at them.
So, there was a crowd gathering by this time
and these kids were standing nearby and they said,
"Oh, look at him, he's insane." I thought, ah-hah, here's my way out.
I yelled at them, "Take me to a mental hospital right away.
I wanna be be put away.
Please put me away, c'mon, call the cops and put me away.
Please put me away now."
They said, "Alright, faggot, we're calling the police." So they called the police.
The cop comes out and I go, ah, my savior, I'm away from these jocks.
He opens up the door, "Get out of there, you,"
throws me up against the car, frisks me, shoves me in the back.
Then he goes over to the jocks, "Now what happened here?
It looks like we're going have to take him to jail
but we got to have the full story first"
So the jocks, who had an ace in the hole, ace in the hole
Take down on the bass, a little bit down on the bass. Yeah,
ace in the hole, and they go, "Well, goddammit,
the motherfucker put a dent in my truck, a $5000 truck, right,
so I got my club, I went out and I wanted to kill him.
I want to kill him. Let me kill him, goddammit.
Let me kill him."
So the cop made them go home, and he drove me home,
and he confiscated their club and my rock as further evidence.
And I thought, so this is Oregon, huh? Tolerent Oregon?
Ray, are you done with your guitar yet? He isn't done yet.
So what else do you want to hear, I'm out of stories.
That's a true story, too. Just ask Bruce Loose.
Re:Jello Weighs In On Portland, OR [ONTOPIC] (Score:2, Informative)
Assisted suicide? -- Portland
Gay marriage? -- Portland
Legalized marijuana? -- Portland
Yeah. Really intolerant hicks here.
His comments, however, fit some more remote places in the state - but what state isn't like that outside of its metropolitian centers?
Re:Jello Weighs In On Portland, OR [ONTOPIC] (Score:2)
I've met my fair share of jerks in Portland (where I've lived nearly my entire life thus far), but the good far outweighs the bad...unless you want a rousing nightlife, especially after 2:30 a.m. when the bars close. Portland is definitely a city that gets a good night's sleep. :
HaHa: Funny Offended Moderators and Repliers (Score:3, Funny)
I'm from West Virginia. I just don't know what I'd do if someone were to make jokes about my state. Probably break down and cry like these pussy northwestern boys.
Re:This is plain sad... (Score:5, Informative)
Judging by your UID (which is really the only thing I have to go on besides your comment), I'd say you haven't been "around" the community that long. Believe it or not, Slashdot , although a Geek news site in general, used to post mostly news about Linux and the Linux community. Also, you might be interested to know, the Linux "community" was actually a "community" in the true sense of the word. People used to actually know each other and events that occured in members personal lives were discussed much like you might discuss things that happen in the lives of your family or friends or co-workers.
Over the years, the Slashdot user base has grown substantially and many users aren't familiar with the personal spirit that used to pervade typical discussions. Although this may not be "Stuff that matters" to you, it is still of interest to those of us that have followed Linux and Linus since the early years.
Good choice, Linus! (Score:5, Informative)
Yes, welcome, Linus!!!
If you need some help in getting oriented or someone to show you around, send me an email.
Living in Portland is far better than in NoCal. NoCal has too many cars and bad smog.
Here's useful info:
Portland has the largest bookstore in the world [powells.com].
Portland borders on the confluence of the Willamette River and the Columbia River [fs.fed.us], one of the largest rivers in the world.
One of the 7 WindSurfing Wonders of the World [away.com] is in the Columbia River Gorge, on the eastern edge of the Portland metropolitan area.
Portland has one of the largest and most successful dealers in contemporary art in the world [therealmothergoose.com]. The gallery has a funny name, but shows the work of over 1,100 artists.
Portland has the largest park [portland.or.us] inside a city in the world. The park has over 74 miles of wilderness hiking trails and 5,124 acres.
Portland is the home of Pink Martini [pinkmartini.com], a band that writes multi-cultural songs. One of Pink Martini's songs was once one of the most popular songs in France. You can listen to the music video [64.157.30.206].
It's a 55 minute drive from downtown Portland to the ski areas [ohwy.com]. "World Class Skiing in Your Own Backyard."
The K-12 Linux Project [k12ltsp.org], in Portland, is one of the more successful projects for giving Linux to average users, who in this case are students.
On the other hand: Q. Why do hippies come to Portland? A. Because there are no jobs.
Many people don't like the months of rain every year. They say Portland is the perfect place for slugs and ducks. (However, the rain cleans the air.) Those with the correct philosophical orientation call it Liquid Sunshine.
Re:Good choice, Linus! (Score:5, Insightful)
As someone who lives where it's not only very wet in the winter, but where we usually get hurricane force winds in at least one winter storm, I subscribe to Billy Connolly's outlook.
"There is no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes."
NOT largest park! (Score:3, Informative)
Phoenix AZ has a 16,000+ acre park inside the city limits. (for you Europeans, AFAIK, it's about the size of the Republic of San Marino in Italy)