Review Of LinuxWorld 2004 127
jamienk writes "I went to the LinuxWorld convention at the Javits Center in NYC again this year. This is where the post-post-industrial corporate complex flexes for us consumers and infrastructure staff to see. And the smell of Corps was thick in the air. So was the nerdy, curious, driven, hacker odor. Guess which vibe won?"
Been there, done that (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Been there, done that (Score:3, Interesting)
Let's see...free marshmallow sandwitches from Computer Associates (wtf?), a free T-Shirt from PogoLinux (don't think I'll wear that one anywhere except maybe to the gym), a Google pen, a HP water bottle, a Microsoft mini-radio (again, wtf?), a couple of BSD stickers, a few free CD's from Sun (Java Desktop System live-eval), and, if my luck holds out, maybe I'll win that Porsche from RedHat! :P
I'm just bummed I didn't win one of the CA Tux scarves. Woulda
Ulterior motives? (Score:3, Funny)
That, and hooking up with all the hot Linux groupies? Um, no.
comments on the crowd (Score:3, Funny)
from article:
They look like Nerds, but somehow lack the fear, the self-consciousness, and the "loser" qualities so often attributed to their kind.
I'm not sure if that's a compliment, or not!
What does linux world have in common (Score:1, Funny)
Re:"scalability" (Score:3, Informative)
Well, I guess the difference is that scalability is used to impress managers, not laypersons.
Re:"scalability" (Score:2)
buzzword, n: The fly in the ointment of computer literacy.
Re:"scalability" (Score:1, Informative)
My work life is predicated on all the motherhood issues of performance, sizing, architecture, availability, scalability, maintainability, operability etc. These certainly are not just meaningless buzz words, although they might seem that way to a poser.
This guy is really judgemental. Sheesh.
Re:"scalability" (Score:1)
The instant it became part of a "product" for "enterprise" with an "IT" department staffed by "engineers."
I'd write more but I'd be in danger of flaming, since you come off as an egalitarian prick.
I'm sure that was purely unintentional though.
KFG
Re:"scalability" (Score:5, Informative)
Re:"scalability" (Score:2)
You might have a point here, if middle management wasn't composed of fucking idiots. Phrases like 'enterprise management' are as close as these Darwinian pieces of flotsam ever get to true sentience, much less actual brilliance.
The path to middle management isn't one of brains, but of how well you can suck the dick of the guy above you. Has been, always
Re:"scalability" (Score:2)
If it wasn't for big business paying the bills, there would be no software industry
But Free software was emphatically not paid for by big business.
Re:"scalability" (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm an entreprenuer. A businessman. I like business. I've got a copy of "The Art of Selling" right over there on my shelf, next to the Halliday & Resnick. But I grew up in a hard core marketing family (marketing development manager for GE Broadcasting Corporation) and have a finely tuned nose for the stink of hype.
Re:"scalability" (Score:2)
Re:"scalability" (Score:1)
It was very interesting to see him say "Wow! so that is what it means when I tell the customer that (name of product withheld) is scalable!".
Re:"scalability" (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:"scalability" (Score:2, Insightful)
Corps? (Score:5, Funny)
Am I the only one who read that as corpses at first? :-)
zRe:Corps? (Score:2)
Re:Corps? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Corps? (Score:2)
Re:Corps? (Score:1, Troll)
Yeah, I thought it was a reference to the BSD booth too...
ummm (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:ummm (Score:1)
great swag though (Score:5, Interesting)
Too bad that 10g db wasn't ready for prime time.
I think I'll make the trip up to Boston next year.
the Pogo Linux servers looked pretty sweet.
I missed the BSD babes of previous years.
Pd
Re:great swag though (Score:1)
That's not a very complimentary way to refer to your colleagues.
Re:great swag though (Score:2, Funny)
KFG
SuSE == no ISO (Score:1)
Seems a lot of people think highly of SuSE.
I'd like to try their distro sometime. A shame they refuse (or can't due to licensing conflicts) to make their goods more readily available via ISO disc images.
Re:SuSE == no ISO (Score:2)
Re:great swag though (Score:1)
Re:great swag though (Score:1)
Wasn't SCO there? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wasn't SCO there? (Score:2)
I'd imagine there would be a brief flurry of activity, as a thousand or so geeks and gamers all opened up their cans of whoop-ass (with a neat "POP" sound), then a blast and a huge cloud of blood, like when the CyberDemonLord from the original DOOM exploded. We're talking instantaneous and total destruction.
There'd be like, nothing left. Maybe a couple of pairs of blood-soaked penny loafers with argyle-socked ankles sticking up out of them, that's about it.
Of course, then every
Bleh (Score:1)
Re:Bleh (Score:2)
Cause few people go to the mall to hang out with people from different geographical areas. I go to the mall with friends. I arrange to meet a few friends at the mall when the come to town (presumably for some other reason). When I go to a convention I don't know who all will be there, but I know we share an interest, so I will meet some new people.
You can have a convention at a mall, but the atmosphere and expentation is different between malls and conventions.
Typically you will not see too many talk
First time @ LinuxWorld (Score:5, Interesting)
Good to see the large companies trying to get a piece of the linux pie.sigh Buzzwords were flying all over the place. Fed up, I started asking exhibitors at large companies for "scalable enterprise solutions". Most had answers! lol...
The
We sat in on a keynote Thursday afternoon, "The Impact of Open Standards on the Technology Industry". Absolutely useless. I was quiet amused at the people feverishly taking notes on very general topics.
Good experience, learned alot and will probably attend next year.
Re:First time @ LinuxWorld (Score:1)
Well my guess would be that they were having fun.
Hell I laughed the first time I saw the game being played, but after trying out the mat I bought my little sister for her birthday I can see the appeal. The first few goes I kinda just stood there thinking "Shit I must look fucking stupid!" But then I got past that and started to enjoy it.
It's basically an "each to their
Re:First time @ LinuxWorld (Score:1, Insightful)
Maybe because they don't give a f*** what people think of them? I don't mean to sound harsh, but who cares what they look like? You don't know any of them. It's amazing that in the USA, the land of equal opportunity and "freedom" that a bunch of people having fun can get such a comment for doing nothing else but having some innocent fun.
The USA (Score:2)
It's amazing that in the USA, the land of equal opportunity and "freedom" that a bunch of people having fun can get such a comment for doing nothing else but having some innocent fun.
I think that the definition of freedom includes the freedom to make fun of people making a fool of themselves, as well as the freedom to make a fool of one's self. Not to mention doing both at once with some comments.
I find it amazing that whatever culture you come from doesn't allow you to speak your mind [when you will l
Re:First time @ LinuxWorld (Score:5, Informative)
Re:First time @ LinuxWorld (Score:1)
(i played a couple games at the booth wednesday 3)
Re:First time @ LinuxWorld (Score:2)
Well -- all buzzwords aside -- most of it is, isn't it?
Re:First time @ LinuxWorld (Score:3, Interesting)
I first went to a LWE in San Jose back in 1998, I think. At that time, the pavillion was arranged as a group of reserved booth spaces surrounding a common area. It was a great setting for socializing, seeing what was going on among the genuine geeks, and just hanging out. (The free pinball and driving game helped too.) In later years, it devolved into a couple of rows of standard booths with aisles in the middle. There was no "common space", and the .org reps were more o
Re:First time @ LinuxWorld (Score:1)
they're not even co-branded (Score:5, Informative)
the SuSE standard edition CD set was a co-branded distro, including both Novell and SuSE software.
If you install off of the UnitedLinux CD, its UnitedLinux. If you install off of the SuSE 1 CD, its Suse.
UnitedLinux is dead, thanks to Darl.
Maybe it will be revived after SCO (CalderaSCO) is dead.
Having left the show with such a distro, I can fully state (evidence in hand) that his point is wrong.
Pd
Re:they're not even co-branded (Score:1)
Re:Worrying (Score:2, Flamebait)
This is more for the sake for portability and compatibility issues, thats all. Its a way for the user of one tool to be able to use another tool without having to really work hard at porting - the exact problem which users face when moving even between various platforms in MS (WinNT vs. Win98, etc).
If I use app Foo on Gnome, I can use KFoo on KDE without too much trouble (K added for attitude
Re:Worrying (Score:2)
lol (Score:4, Funny)
The KDE people really impressed me. At one point one of them wanted to show me how you can write simple javascripts to create full KDE apps or dock applets. He didn't have it installed though, so he decided to download it from the net; there was a compatibility problem with the binary, so he pulled the code from CVS; he didn't want to wait for a long compile, so he decided to use the other processors on the LAN, but to do that he needed icecream; he pulled that from CVS... All this was done at a fast and furious pace, he had 10 or 12 shells running at the same time, was bouncing between them; other developers stuck their heads in: "which shell is patching...?" Development in action. It was cool.
Just when I was ready to try linux again, I read this paragraph and remembered why I got rid of it last time.
Re:lol (Score:5, Informative)
To be fair, this was developer software under development, not something for your average desktop user. Here's more info [kdedevelopers.org].
I don't understand (Score:1)
Re:I don't understand (Score:2)
Sure, you are your Grannie are content to say "It's faster, therefore better, I don't care about the openness." But I'm a Linu
People forget (Score:4, Insightful)
Rose-colored glasses (Score:5, Insightful)
This guy's conclusion seems to be that LinuxWorld was overrun by corporations (read: evil) but that secretly the geeks were powering everything and they, in the long run, would "win out." Um -- huh?
I mean, that might be a nice way to think about things, but how really is the open source world any different than any other scientific endeavor? You've got gigantic automobile manufacturers, aerospace companies, drug companies ... Boeing, Ford, Glaxo, Archer Daniels-Midland, whatever. Yes, these are "evil" corporations doing "evil" things, but a large proportion of what constitutes the products they sell came out of academic research. Weird guys with beards, in laboratories, doing things for the sake of "intellectual curiosity." People squirting things into petri dishes, people pointing lasers at things to see what happens. And then the corporations buy it all up and make money off of it.
Does this surprise anyone?
Sorry, but it just kills me when Linux geeks seem to think they're creating some kind of cultural/scientific revolution that somehow dwarfs past endeavors like, oh, the Saturn 5 rocket. And that, because of their personal ethics, they're going to somehow escape The Way the World Is, unlike Einstein, or Stephen Hawking, or John Nash, or whomever.
Nice world you must live in, buddy, but I'm not buying it.
Re:Rose-colored glasses (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Rose-colored glasses (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Rose-colored glasses (Score:4, Insightful)
Part of what you're saying is true. And part of what the other guy said was true. I think the TRUTH lies somewhere in the middle, like this:
Corporations, and people who buy into that whole mindset/lifestyle, are pretty boring and soulless. All they think about is money, so whenever they latch onto something cool or interesting, the best they can do is fake it and try and squeeze a buck out of it. It's like this guy I know, let's call him "M". Back when I was on speaking terms with him, I used to tell him about ideas I'd had, little things I was working on at home. He would ALWAYS evaluate them based on whether they could be "monetized". I would argue, "but wait, you don't understand; this is cool, it's not about money, it's about having it, playing with it..." And he would make fun of me. He would call me a "techie weenie".
Now, on the other hand, you have your true geeks, a group I consider myself a dyed-in-the-wool member of, albeit a moderate member. We do things because they're fun, although if there's money in it that DOES increase the fun a little bit. So, we'll build a system because it's interesting, or useful, or something we want but which we can't find anywhere. For example, I'm building myself a custom knowledge-management app because I'm tired of storing my source-code toolbox in a flat-file directory. Will there be money in it? Who knows? But it'll be USEFUL and FUN. Now, in contrast to the last guy, one of my friends, let's call him "D", heard a few of my ideas (the same ideas the other guy made fun of) and thought they were great. HE thought they should be done whether they make money or not, because it would be cool if they just EXISTED.
And, THIS is the difference between corporate and geek. It has nothing to do with revolution, or who's going to "win" or any other thing of that nature. It's a basic difference in mindset which results in two entirely different worlds coexisting in the same space.
The result of all this is that the vast majority of people are stuck with the boring, not particularly innovative stuff the corporations put out, and this isn't going to change, EVER. Because that's just how it is; boring people produce boring stuff for other boring people.
Us geeks will ALWAYS have cooler, more interesting tech than the rest of the people out there because WE BUILD IT OURSELVES from nothing. We pull this stuff right out of our heads, you know? Eventually some of that stuff finds its way into corporate imaginations, such as they are, and regular people get their hands on a watered down version of it. Look at how Comp USA is selling a staid, boring, plastic-panel "modded" PC, but the REAL enthusiasts are making systems regular people couldn't even imagine exist.
It's how it's supposed to be. Everybody relax; this is the nature of things, the form and structure of our world. Enjoy it.
Re:Rose-colored glasses (Score:1)
To the
2nd or 3rd time (Score:5, Interesting)
Oh, and my vote for the most mis-guided individuals who have no idea how to make the conversion to Linux-for-business: the VOIP people who ran their setup on a chipped X-Box. Are you kidding me, people??? You want a business to buy your product, and you power your display with a video game console? The coolness factor drops way the hell off when you're trying to sell VOIP solutions. Build a damn PC. Jeez.
Anyone remember the IBM party in 2001? They rented out the whole upstairs, had an open bar, great music, a real BattleBots cage, and, well, an ice sculptor. But he cut out a damn fine Tux, too. THAT'S what I think of when I think about the days before the bust.
The convention this year was awsome I hope... (Score:2, Interesting)
M$ Swag (Score:2)
Re:M$ Swag (Score:1)
BTW, in my opinion, the MS people looked pretty silly sitting there at _LINUX_ World, trying to show how you can get a unix shell under windows. Why?? *Shrug*
it was kinda strange actually (Score:2, Interesting)
now, i only went on the last day (boy was it freezing here.)
i didnt know what to expect, i guess - but i sure expected a lot less corporate "types". most of the big names were out with their shiny new servers, and enterprise software (both not interesting to me.)
the MS booth was as big as Redhat - and I noticed that everytime they clicked on anything a window with something on SCO would come up. they were promoting MS
Re:it was kinda strange actually (Score:1)
As the official gentoo booth "goth chick", I take that as a compliment.
Want to make your local goth chick happy? Install gentoo [gentoo.org] today!
My impressions (Score:1)
I noticed that the big corporations like to do the media presentation with some hired gun enthusiasticaly pronounsing the greatness of their products or services. I wondered who are these people who seat though all those boring presentations?
Gentoo had a bunch of gentoo users the "chearleaders" intermixed with the developers. It made the project representation look a bit amaturish although the developers where on hand to answer any techincal qu
My impressions (Score:4, Informative)
The sun booth was another disappointment in terms of the staff. I wanted to see how reponsive the Sun Rays were, so I walked up to one of their public terminals and started looking around, starting a couple applications, etc. The nearby sales drone stood and glared at me, as if I was going to steal the bloody thing, the entire time (after asking "May I help you?" in that "What the fuck are you doing here, kid, get lost!" tone). I just walked away.
Other corporate booths were similar; either the staff didn't know that much beyond their script, or they didn't want to talk to me, by the benefit of me being a high school student (i.e. a PFY). It's appropriate, I suppose, since I'm not going to be making any million-dollar purchases anytime soon, but still not cool. The IBM booth was a notable exception; one guy showed me GeoProbe [magicearth.com], a very neat visualization system. The program had two sets of seismological data loaded from an oil field in England (several square kilometers), and it could be manipulated in real time in various ways. It was running under RHEL 3.0 on a prototype opteron with only 4GB of ram; pretty impressive, considering the complexity of the model. In the mainframe section, two engineers showed me the new zSeries servers, and explained how the hardware worked. Really cool guys (both the mainframe and GeoProbe people), knew their stuff and were really friendly. Otherwise, Oracle's grid seemed promising, but I wasn't able to get too many technical details.
In the
O'Reilly had a pretty good deal on books, 25% off and a free shirt (the shirts only lasted through the first half of the day). Honeynet gave a pretty interesting presentation in the back of the O'Reilly booth.
There was also a robot rolling around the show floor, Sprocket (not sure of the spelling, it might have been different). It demonstrated pretty impressive speech recognition capabilities, talked to the presenters, made crude jokes and movie references. It seemed pretty capable of sustaining normal conversation and was able to recognize people based on their clothing (although it misinterpreted blue lettering on my t-shirt as a blue jacket). Unfortunately, I didn't get to talk to it for more than a couple of minutes.
"Nice Bug" (Score:1)
I found it was great to talk to some Geograpic Information Systems firms there (since I am an Environmental Engineer). I was disapointed with some of the companies efforts to push me along on Friday Afternoon because they thought I was just a student looking foor a free stuffed TUX. I will be in the market for a cluster (once I have the money) so they just
"from the Y2***-is-the-year-of-desktop-linux dept" (Score:3, Funny)
2* already means "any year starting with 2"; for single-digit substitution use ?:
2??? is the year of desktop linux.
man bash | grep -A32 "Any character"
And yes, desktop GNU/Linux is just around the corner
Re:"from the Y2***-is-the-year-of-desktop-linux de (Score:1)
Re:"from the Y2***-is-the-year-of-desktop-linux de (Score:1)
desktop GNU/Linux is just around the corner :-)
Oh, yeah? How close?
200[45]
200[5-9]
201[0-9]
:)
Check please! (Score:2)
Actually, the whole thing was paid for by the "corporate interests". It cost big bucks to rent the space for those big booths. You should say "Thank you, corporate interests."
UNIX Services for Windows (Score:3, Interesting)
Gentoo... (Score:1)
I'm proud to have been one of those "punks", but I am sure he was referring to esammer and his wife. It was great meeting everyone who came by the booth and we all had a fun time. -- wolf31o2
Re:Gentoo... (Score:1)
Re:Gentoo... (Score:1)
up the gentoo "punks"
MS was once a company full of Punks and creatives (Score:1)
Exchange alternatives (Score:1)
Re:Exchange alternatives (Score:1)
Pity the name sucks.
How to take it back? (Score:1)
sco? (Score:1)
"Middleware" and "Enterprise" (Score:2)
Perhaps the reviewer doesn't understand - middleware is real. It's an actual type of product, that does a genuinely useful job. The only synonymn for "middleware" that is really appropriate which I guess you wouldn'
Red Hat Supplier ????? (Score:1)