Linus Sighted At LCA2004 224
leonbrooks writes "Yes! Third year in a row! The penguinmeister has entered the building! Posting from lecture theatre LG28 at the University of Adelaide, we have confirmed that Linus Torvalds has once more blessed us with his presence. Solid proof that Australia truly is The Lucky Country. (-:" And an anonymous reader adds: "Linus will be here for a week at linux.conf.au but not presenting anything. If you want to see him, maybe you guys should come down to South Australia and register for linux.conf.au 2004."
Awesome! (Score:5, Funny)
This is news folks, make no doubt about it.
Re:Awesome! (Score:2)
And why report a "sighting" anyway? He's not Elvis. Even if he is that popular, being alive and all, it's not so odd that someone might see him around every once in a while.
And don't flame me, it's just sarcasm.
Re:Awesome! (Score:1)
LGPSTH (Score:1)
Re:Awesome! (Score:2)
BFD (Score:2)
Re:MOD PARENT UP (Score:1)
Linus (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Linus (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Linus (Score:4, Funny)
I have however heard the two used in one sentence.
as in:
Stop watching that Monty Python and get some fresh air.
Re:Linus (Score:5, Insightful)
Now if it was Bill Gates, I would want to know. I'd drive over to the location of his last sighting, and pick up a nice pie on the way
Re:Linus (Score:1)
Forget pies (Score:2, Interesting)
Really want to hurt someone throw fanatics at them. Pies clean off with a towl and a good sense of hummor.
Re:Linus (Score:2)
I couldn't help get the notion that leonbrooks was Jane Goodall's kin or something.
Linus is walking towards the door.
Linus opened the door.
He looks to his left, then to his right.
He procedes to continue walking straight as he does this.
Interesting! He's chewing gum at the same time!
I mean geesh! Can't this guy just be another geek li
Re:Linus (Score:1)
There is a Troll here.
>Linus, kill Troll with hole puncher
You don't have a hole puncher.
(I'd better stop now)
Take your pick (Score:1)
A Slashdot story about this, or a third Slashdot story about Speak Freely. [slashdot.org]
Re:Linus (Score:2)
that's because he's completely stoned on eucalyptus leaves.
Havoc Pennington will do the keynote (Score:5, Informative)
Why stop there? (Score:5, Informative)
And here's a postcard of Tux climbing the "Heroin Needle/Crashed Spaceship" communications tower Godzilla-style, telling us that Canberra [linux.org.au] have the 2005 conf. And they certainly have the balls for it: big concrete ones along the edges of some of their roads.
Re:Why stop there? (Score:2, Funny)
Post under a real login for a real reply (Score:2)
Re:Why stop there? (Score:1)
He's a speaker due to his knowledge of ipv6, which is to say the least, extensive.
Re:Why stop there? (Score:1)
Re:Why stop there? (Score:1)
Ahh where did my misspent youth go.
Re:Why stop there? (Score:1)
'dale Garbee is here too, and Rusty, and Tridge, and Conrad Parker, Russell Coker, Chris Yeoh, Jon Oxer, Maddog, Job Corbet, Nick Bannon, James Henstridge, Malcolm Tredinnick, Sylvia Pfeiffer, Con Zymaris, Glen Turner, Ananth Mavinakayanahalli, Hugh Blemings, Janis Johnson, Jeremy Allison, Groggy Lehey, Jeff "jdub" Waugh, Rasmus Lerdorf, Trent "Lathiat" Lloyd, Jeremy Malcolm, Mark Tearle, Bernard Blackham, it's turning into a regular who's who.
What are you doing?!? Each one of those persons should get t
BTW, this list is a long way from exhaustive... (Score:2)
Re:Havoc Pennington will do the keynote (Score:2)
Is that the guy's real name or just some pseudonym he adopted? He sounds like he should be a Batman villain.
Re:Havoc Pennington will do the keynote (Score:1, Insightful)
Having gazillion different widget kits and configurations is a cancer within Linux.
Apparently (Score:5, Funny)
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In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
You misspelled "donuts". This is Elvis, after all.
I'm in LG28 too (Score:4, Informative)
This place is great. I will update you with more details over the next few days here at LCA2004.
Just the guys? (Score:5, Funny)
"If you want to see him, maybe you guys should come down to South Australia and register for linux.conf.au 2004."
What about the gals? Surely linux.conf.au 2004 is a chick magnet, ain't it?
Re:Just the guys? (Score:1)
Re:Just the guys? (Score:2)
http://www.linux.org.au/conf/2003/media/Speakers -t ogether-800-501.jpg
i could only recognise two that looked vaugly as women. #1 = front row, center, really bad dress sense. #2 = front row. photo looks like taken at university of western australia - damn, been such a long time since i have been there; well over 10 years now *g* if there was four chicks there, i must be going blind.. hell, sweden is EVIL - look what it is doing to
Re:Just the guys? (Score:3, Informative)
Who is married to guy in middle row, center with Red Hat and really bad beard sense! Some of you might recognise him.
HH
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Re:Just the guys? (Score:2)
Why do I suddenly have the Revenge of the Nerds theme song stuck in my head after seeing that photo?
Chick magnet? Well, probably 20 or 30 shielas (Score:3, Informative)
First photos (no, not just of the chix, settle down!) and a walkthrough going up on the site in the next 12 hours or so.
The Audio Miniconf has been a hoot, and ain't over yet. Also, educationaLinux has (sometimes) had the audience riveted, and even sessions as specialised as IPv6 are drawing an attentive crowd. Turn up to educationaLinux tomorrow [adam.com.au] and you not only get to see lil' ol' me present, but also Lindsay Holmwood's security talk has been pushed back into Tuesday.
Re:Just the guys? (Score:5, Funny)
Just tell them you've got 2.6 up and running. Their knickers fall off.
Re:Just the guys? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Just the guys? (Score:1)
1.It's a bug (ie you're either a prude, or a homosexual)
2.It's an undocumented feature (ie you're a straight guy)
Re:Just the guys? (Score:1)
You're right. It's already fixed in 2.6.1, I tried it and it does nothing, just a blank stare. To be honest though I never tried it in 2.6.0.
Re:Just the guys? (Score:2)
Lucky country?? (Score:5, Funny)
I thought it's because of all the topless sheila's on the beaches
Re:Lucky country?? (Score:2)
Linus spotting? (Score:5, Funny)
And what the fuck does this have to do with penguins?
Re:Linus spotting? (Score:1, Funny)
Sell'em to geeks and make a fortune
Hero worship must be bad enough... (Score:3, Funny)
Part of the miracle of Linus is... (Score:3, Insightful)
ya know (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:ya know (Score:2)
Bullshit. Not once in this story does it claim that Linus walked on water, nor did he heal the sick and lame.
OMG (Score:5, Funny)
Anybody touched him yet? No, of course... nobody could be THAT lucky.
Re:OMG (Score:1, Funny)
Yes, some Windows users touched him, and they were HEALED!
Spooky (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Spooky (Score:2)
"Nah don't give 'em dick
Just pick up a stick
and keep beating for freedom"
Re:Spooky (Score:2)
Re:Spooky (Score:2)
Big Boost For Adelaide (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Big Boost For Adelaide (Score:2)
Yeah I can see it now
"Adelaide - We Got Nerds!"
Yesiree, if that doesn't change the stripes of the Adelaide-bashers, I don't know what will.
Re:Big Boost For Adelaide (Score:1)
[insert bloody vics stealing our F1 Grand Prix or some other appropriate/inappropriate comment here]
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Re:Big Boost For Adelaide (Score:1)
I assume that was so the Crows could become back to back premiers and teach the Victorians how to play footy!
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Did Linus bring his bikie friends with him ? (Score:2)
Bikie warning at nightclubs [news.com.au]
The warning follows several incidents in the city after midnight on Friday night when a busload of up to 50 Finks motorcycle club members bombarded venues, assaulting staff and refusing to pay for drinks.
Boring ? Just got to know where to go.
An eyewitness, who refused to be named, told the Sunday Mail the Finks first went to Heaven nightclub on West Tce, then to Cargo in Hindley St, Traffic in North Tce, and The Garage, in Waymouth St - where a violent brawl involving t
Aww, c'mon! (Score:2, Funny)
That's my uni! (Score:2, Funny)
On a side note, I hope he doesn't happen to wander into our CS department that would be enough to destroy any computer lover's soul...
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Re:That's my uni! (Score:2)
He announced going to Australia.. (Score:5, Informative)
From: Linus Torvalds [email blocked]
To: Kernel Mailing List [email blocked]
Subject: Linux-2.6.1
Ok, the diffs from -rc3 are minimal, most noticeably the (very _very_ hard
to trigger, but nasty if you ever did) fork() race that Ingo found.
I'm going to be in Australia (and on airplanes) for the week, but we're
all in the capable hands of Andrew, so why worry? The fact that I'm
fleeing the country should in no way be construed as anything sinister at
all, no siree. Nope. I'm innocent, and nobody saw me do it.
The full changelog is getting uploaded right now along with the release,
and the BK trees have already been pushed.
Up up and away,
Linus
But doesn't he live... (Score:2)
Linux Bangalore/2003 (Score:2, Interesting)
Linus sighting??!! (Score:5, Funny)
This puts Linus right up there with the Yeti, UFO's and Elvis.
I saw Linus buying hair shampoo at the local 7/11!!!
Get Linus Shitzenfaced! (Score:5, Interesting)
For those of you who don't know, schutzenfest is german for "shooting festival". The one held in Adelaide each summer is the largest in the southern hemisphere. Though of course, being aussies, we've turned it into a mostly piss drinking festival, hence why a lot of people (like me) say they're going to get 'shitzenfaced'. Either way, it's a bloody great time... plenty of german culture and food and beer for all!
Hopefully it'll be stinking hot again - you can get smashed really quickly because you'll be sweating so much and you gotta drink that huge stein of beer before it warms up!
I was going to volunteer at the conference on Saturday, but then I remembered Schutzenfest was on. Beer and babes: 1 Linux: 0. Though of course, if I happen to see Linus I'll shout him a round, as I'd expect everyone else would.
=D
Re:Get Linus Shitzenfaced! (Score:2)
Adelaide Alive (Score:3, Funny)
(Private Adelaide joke) Wow, as an Adelaidian I can confidently say this Slashdot article is the most exposure our little town has had since Melbourne stole our Grand Prix.
Re:Adelaide Alive (Score:2)
Re:Adelaide Alive (Score:2)
It was a simple meal (Score:2)
WTF? (Score:1)
"...we have confirmed that Linus Torvalds has once more blessed us with his presence."
PRAISE THE LORD. What the fuck is wrong with you? He's, only, human.
Linus Sighted At LCA2004??? (Score:2)
Come on people, he's not fucking BigFoot or anything. How in the hell is this News For Nerds?
What's next, Linus sighted at public rest room...it has been confirmed that his shit does NOT stink....
I spotted Linus once (Score:5, Funny)
"That guy looks familiar."
"Hey, that's Linus!"
(about 1.3 seconds of staring in disbelief later)
"Hey, I'm about to run over a gas pump!"
(heavy braking, Linus glances at me quizzically)
So yeah, Linus, if you see this, that was me in the white Grand Am that day.
=)
DAMN! (Score:2)
Re:DAMN! (Score:2)
The Aussies beat us again (Score:2, Interesting)
Temperatures steady in the '20s (Celcius)... (Score:2)
Re:Please stop (Score:2)
Getting ready to stop now boss. Sunrise is circa 6:30, beautiful and clear, and sunset circa 19:30. As I go about my daily business, I shall treasure the comfort of knowing that I'm not living where you are. (-:
Re:Temperatures steady in the '20s (Celcius)... (Score:2)
No, we have enough whiners already, thank you.
BTW, you worship your paradise? Or is beatification different for inanimate objects?
Serious thanks for not posting as an AC, you're automatically in the top 20% just for that. (-:
What line of expertise? (Score:2)
Re:What line of expertise? (Score:1)
Dermal carcinomas? No worries, UWA is big on that (Score:2)
Don't spend your life sunbaking, do eat fresh food and exercise a bit and your odds against skin cancer are good. In short, be sensible. It's nothing like the ad in the leaders before Terminator 2. (-:
Also, if you like cold, perhaps we could find you a job at Mawson Station [aad.gov.au]?
Ask D'ohl^H^HUtah Bob^H^HDennis for evidence... (Score:2)
With specificity. (-:
Re:Awesome! (Score:2)
you know Linus is swedish/finnish dont you? you might have a hard time out drinking him
Re:Awesome! (Score:2)
H. Peter Anvin (SYSLINUX) on the other hand.. ended up in hospital after LCA2003. Heh!
Re:Awesome! (Score:2)
Errata: (Score:2)
Just correcting my spelling before some other Nazi does.
MENTAL NOTE: Use Preview button.
Re:Errata: (Score:1)
Only thing is you didn't. Unless I'm missing something...
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Re:Errata: (Score:2)
OK, OK, "Just pointing out my spelling mistake (and not actually bothering to correct it, because hopefully it's obvious) before some other Nazi does."
Better?
Re:Errata: (Score:2)
That's OK, it's what /.'s all about! ;)
Re:*Old Joke Alert* (Score:1)
Re:*Old Joke Alert* (Score:1)
Australia is a Constitutional Monarchy and our queen is the English Queen Elizabeth II. However she is nothing more than a figurehead and exercises no political power at all. In fact most Australians don't recognise her as our queen, I feel dirty just saying "our queen". I'm not really sure how the referendum for us to become a republic didn't pass.
Re:*Old Joke Alert* (Score:1)
Re:In other related news... (Score:1, Funny)