OSDL Answers SCO With Kernel Awareness Campaign 213
prostoalex writes "Open Source Development Labs announced a new initiative to increase customer confidence in using Linux in business. The initiative is launched in answer to legal claims by SCO Group. So far managers and developers around the world are supposed to boost their confidence in Linux with the help of this little poster, which explains the kernel development process."
SCO can make LEGITIMATE money! (Score:5, Funny)
Make sure all the big guns are there...Darl, et al...
And have a dunking machine...:)
I'd pay money for that!!!
-Pride
I don't think I would pay $699 (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I don't think I would pay $699 (Score:2)
kernel smernel (Score:3, Interesting)
Not the idea (Score:3, Insightful)
In wonder (Score:5, Funny)
How many of you linux boy and girls hav a new desktop image now? ]:3}>
Re:In wonder (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In wonder (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:In wonder (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In wonder (Score:2)
Re:In wonder (Score:4, Funny)
Education is great and all... (Score:2, Troll)
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:5, Funny)
This is the exact thought going through a management type's head:
Lawsuit...bad.
Poster...pretty! Sign me up!
Now, if we wanted to really influence them, we'd put flashy things on it.
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:2)
Nah. We'd just prepare a powerpoint presentation.
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:2)
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:5, Funny)
But... but... look at the arrows! There's a flow between me, the market, a funny fat penguin and even some big magnifying glasses! Now I just need a seminar to learn what it all means!
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:2)
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:2)
Your pitch for this contract was very compelling, and my company strongly favoured your tender for this lucrative and none-too-challenging work.
Then we saw your
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:2)
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:4, Insightful)
My only peeve is when companies do stupid things like outsource. It's basically selling your company's soul, and it actually costs MORE than having your own department.
Anyway, my point is that managers arent supposed to be 'clued in' to technology and IP rights. Thats why they hire IT staff and legal departments.
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, yeah, that's true, but management wants to pretend that management is the whole pie. Despite the fact that the tech people have a lot to contribute to the qualitative running of a business, tech people are treated like line workers (who also need to be treated better, but that's a whole other post) because of the two distinct worldviews of corporate culture and IT culture.
IT culture is open and flexible, based on "what happens if we do thi
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:2, Interesting)
So a company's entire business should be management? The whole thing? No quality assurance? No marketing? No manufacturing? No providing a service? No profit?
Let me get this straight. The people who at their best merely support and co-ordinate the actual money-making work of the business, and at their worst cripple a business with meaningless rules and regulations, un-needed paperwork and egotistic p
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:2)
Well, if it's not an IT company, there's no reason not to do it. Why deal with having your own IT department, where you might not be able to hire the best people, when you could let someone else, with more infrastructure to deal with that kind of thing, do it?
Re:Education is great and all... (Score:2)
The problem is that a cultural disconnect occurs between the employees of the main company and the employees of the out-sourcing company. The main company employees should be focused (at whatever level) on the products and services offered by the m
Maybe (Score:2)
This assumes managers don't automaticaly assume they are smarter then those they manage...
Business model of OSDL (Score:3, Funny)
2. Randomly connect the lines
3. Draw stick figures.
4. ???
5. Profit!
Re:Business model of OSDL (Score:2, Insightful)
5. Share!
Re:Business model of OSDL (Score:5, Funny)
(see the poster)
Re:Business model of OSDL (Score:2)
And who is this "Linux" guy? Fantastic reporting. [internetnews.com]
Re:Business model of OSDL (Score:2)
hint: OSDL owns slashdot! So they get all the banner ad revenue....we're suckers aren't we.
Re:Business model of OSDL (Score:4, Interesting)
Managers understand 2 things. Short lists of bullet points, and diagrams. Anything over 2 pages is too much info for them.
And no, they're not too dumb to absorb any more information than that, they simply don't have the time.
Mirror (Score:5, Informative)
Its very managment speak with a few differenet coloured tux's
Rus
Re:Mirror (Score:5, Funny)
they read "ongoing poor review of code".
Re:Mirror (Score:2)
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Re:Mirror (Score:2)
Sadly, it looks like the press release [osdl.org] was written on Windows. In the second paragraph, Konqueror displays:
Mozilla on Linux shows the same thing. Did no one notice that? Or do most Slashdotters use Windows these days?
The '?' really is the ASCII value for a question mark (0x3F), so maybe it was just a typo. Or maybe some other software tran
Re:What I'd like to know... (Score:2, Funny)
Mirror (Score:2, Informative)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Missing arrow (Score:2)
Exploding kernel (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Exploding kernel (Score:2, Informative)
bwh
Re:Exploding kernel (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Exploding kernel (Score:2)
Re:Exploding kernel (Score:2)
It doesn't stand for "brewing your own"? Is that why I flunked Chem in college?
Re:Exploding kernel (Score:2)
Close, its an erlenmeyer flask.. a beaker doesn't have a tapered neck, a beaker is the same width all of the way up and has a little beak on the rim.
Add to list of things never to do. Mirror here (Score:3, Informative)
Mirrored here [sammcgees.com]
Linus?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Linus?!? (Score:3, Informative)
Good freaking Lord! (Score:5, Funny)
A diagram explaining how Linux code is written by humans, approved by two layers of penguins (one with a briefcase) and then passed on to human users.
What is the target audience supposed to do, go to their legal division and say, "No, there's no problem with Linux! See this explanatory document? All code is approved by a penguin. And yes, the GIMP is a perfectly suitable professional replacement for Photoshop. Notice the beautiful use of the select and fill tools?"
Am I the only one who thinks this diagram looks like an outtake from a Troy McClure film? "Mr. McClure, SCO says Linus stole their code!" "Not true, Timmy! As this diagram indicates, all code in Linux is approved by two levels of penguins!"
Re:Good freaking Lord! (Score:3, Funny)
The target audience are CIOs. This is a perfectly good chart for CIOs except of course for the fact that's it's not written in powerpoint.
Note to people who make charts for CIOs: You must make liberal use of RED and YELLOW in your diagrams. If your charts do not contain red or yellow your products probably suck real bad. Also make sure all lines are large and bold it's hard to see dotted lines on your palm pilot when you are out on the golf course.
Re:Good freaking Lord! (Score:4, Insightful)
Well I suppose the hypothetical target audience has a legal department that takes a sheaf of press releases backed up by no evidence whatsoever as adequate support for a claim of copyright infringement. So maybe it's understandable if the OSDL comes across as a little condescending....
Re:Good freaking Lord! (Score:5, Funny)
Still, Malcontent is right. You need to send this out as a 3 meg .ppt file (ideally with each round of penguins or humans sliding in from the side with a car crash noise) if you expect your technology to be taken seriously.
Re:Good freaking Lord! (Score:2)
YM "Insightful". HTH, HAND.
Seriously, I even kinda understand how the linux development process works, and that poster doesn't make any sense at all.
Re:Good freaking Lord! (Score:2)
No, man! The penguin is just a metaphor! All code is actually approved by a nun.
Son of Tsarkon Reports - What the ??? (Score:3, Funny)
OSDL (comprised of arguably some of the best minds in the industry) have a strategy whereby they release a jpeg image !?!
Re:Son of Tsarkon Reports - What the ??? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Son of Tsarkon Reports - What the ??? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Son of Tsarkon Reports - What the ??? (Score:2)
Re:Son of Tsarkon Reports - What the ??? (Score:2)
Re:Son of Tsarkon Reports - What the ??? (Score:4, Informative)
That image needed to be cropped and saved out as a GIF, PNG or TIFF (e.g. a compression format that is lossless). It would have resulted in sharper edges with no blotchiness.
Since OSDL is kinda slow... (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.sosdg.org/images/linux_dev_process.jpg [sosdg.org]
Re:Since OSDL is kinda slow... (Score:2)
Why do I have this horrible feeling... (Score:4, Funny)
duck and cover (Score:2, Interesting)
It kind of reminds me of those posters with instruction on surviving the nuclear holocaust the US government distributed ages ago. They kind of fulfilled a moral need, and made people feel like they could survive, but I doubt they would actuall
Re:duck and cover (Score:2)
No QA step? (Score:3, Insightful)
Article (Score:4, Interesting)
it's simple (Score:4, Funny)
whoever did that flow chart is insane
misguided campaign? (Score:5, Insightful)
The idea that scox can sue linux end users is completely absurd - even if ibm did break some contract, even if there is illegal code in linux.
Companies and individuals that buy linux in good faith, have done nothing wrong. They have not violated any copyright - and certainly they have not violated any patent, trademark, or trade secret. Therefore, scox has absolutely no grounds to sue linux end users. I don't care if ibm broke one hundred contracts with scox. That is the message that the needs to get to the linux end users.
Re:misguided campaign? (Score:2)
Re:misguided campaign? (Score:2)
Re:misguided campaign? (Score:4, Informative)
If mere Copyright violations are found, suits against end users would have no basis, but the result would be the same. Distribution of Linux would become illegal, therefore Google would still need to pay a gaggle of *bsd programmers for a port. I may be off in this regard, but I believe Google would retain the right to their current server farm... but without security patches, the system would be quickly hacked. Maybe.
Either way, Linux end users need to understand that they cannot be sued *without proof.* So far, SCO has dodged every possible opportunity to provide proof, and likely will continue to do so. They have already been banned from this extortion racket in other countries, where they declined to show any evidence of their claims. Why would they behave any differently with any other company? A year into the IBM case and they are still stalling on procedure.
It brings up a very interesting question. Which will die first... The case, or the company?
Re:misguided campaign? (Score:2)
>>Patent violation in this (weird) country applies even if there was a good-faith effort to avoid such tussles. . . If SCO had any evidence, and Google was found to be in violation
WTF? Patents? Scox doesn't own any patents. Even if scox did, google would not be violating those patents by simply using linux.
Re:misguided campaign? (Score:2)
If Linux incorporated technologies that were covered by those patents, anyone using those technologies would, in fact, be li
Re:misguided campaign? (Score:2)
Scox has not claimed patent violations. Scox lawsuit against ibm is about trade secrets.
Also, if something is patented, it can not be a trade secret. Patens are open for anybody to see.
Re:misguided campaign? (Score:2)
I would be interested to know where you got those quotes. Also, scox absolutely did *not* license a patent to msft earlier this year, nor did scox make such a claim. Please do not confuse what moron pop-media "jor
Re:misguided campaign? (Score:2)
But, buying linux in good faith, is like buying a book in good faith. If the book contains plagerized matterial, it's not your fault, and you had no way of knowing. You have done nothing wrong. The guy who wrote the book, and plagerized the matterial may be in trouble - but not you.
When you download copyrighted music from the internet using kazaa, you are not acting in good faith - you know that music i
You can't spell SCOundrel without SCO (Score:4, Funny)
Come on, we all new it from the start !!!
great idea (Score:2, Insightful)
As we're on the subject of publicity... (Score:3)
I also regged a few more domains, and I'm planning on pointing them to a second website, which is going to be a little more fun.
Hey SCO, if you're reading this, you are a moronic bunch of jackasses.
You should link to greplaw (Score:2)
OSDN != OSDL (Score:3, Informative)
Yeah that helps (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah and the food pyramid poster I have helps remind me that the beer and junk food I eat and drink are going to kill me.
Time for another beer.
Development Penguin on drugs? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Greatest poster ever! (Score:2)
Rus
Re:Greatest poster ever! (Score:3, Funny)
-theGreater Advantage.
Re:fark? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:fark? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:As SCO might say.... (Score:2)
So why would this new specification of kernel inspection and maintenance do any good against some SCO that just doesn't want to remember.
Re:Slashdotted?!? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Slashdotted?!? (Score:2)
Re:Slashdotted?!? (Score:3, Funny)
or did we slashdotters just slashdot slashdot's parent by posting the link on slashdot's front page?
gotta see how many times I can say it in one sentence!
Re:Sorry... (Score:2)
Re:Sorry... (Score:4, Interesting)
Yes, in places the Linux code is under commented. The code is, IMHO, structured in a way that in makes the meaning obvious in most cases and the code easy to read. This is far more important than comments. Comments do not make good code.
Re:more Info (Score:2)
Silly trolls getting modded interesting by mods that didn't even look at the link, let alone notice its sinister purpose.
Re:I'm liking it. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Where?? (Score:2)
The beaver is Oregon's state animal, and is on the back of our flag, for some reason.
Re:Where?? (Score:2)