MandrakeSoft's Status Update 264
joestar writes "MandrakeSoft today posted an update letter from its CEO about the company's health. Among other things, it's interesting to learn that the company seems to be on the good track to go out of the "chapter-11 protection" before the end of the year, that it's taking part to several publicly-funded research projects, and that Mandrake 9.1 is having a good success. They also thank for the warm support they received from the community. Worth a read for all Mandrake fans, like myself. Viva la Mandrake!"
Stock Prices? (Score:4, Funny)
Who translated that, Babelfish? (Score:5, Funny)
we are happy to report that since January MandrakeSoft has been 'cash-flow positive'. Our immediate goal is to exit from this status before the end of the current year.
Okay, either there's a small mistake in that statement, or I think I may have found their problem ;)
TPF
Re:Stock Prices? (Score:5, Insightful)
Evian, Vittel and Perrier are doing quite well actually. Thank you for your great comment
Re:Stock Prices? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Stock Prices? (Score:2, Informative)
Around here you can walk into any public building and there's a
drinking fountain. Many businesses have one as well. To fill a
bottle the size of the ones sold for a buck a piece would take you
about fourty seconds, and nobody would look at you funny if you
did it three times a day at any given drinking fountain.
Personally, I prefer room-temperature tapwater, preferably with
some iron in it, but maybe I'm just odd.
Re:Stock Prices? (Score:2)
Re:Stock Prices? (Score:2)
My point? I've got a perfectly good source of vast quantities of purified water right here, easy to use and inexpensive (oddly enough, a lot like my computer, an Internet connection and a CD burner is for software...)
Re:Stock Prices? (Score:2, Funny)
However I can do that with no problem whatsoever with Mandrake.
But Then Mandrake T-Shirt Contests... (Score:2)
Re:But Then Mandrake T-Shirt Contests... (Score:2, Funny)
Water Quality (Score:3, Informative)
There's a lot to be said for strict regulations on something as important as water supply (and power, California!)
Re:Water Quality (Score:3, Insightful)
You mean like when they increased the amount of regulation on power generation and distribution, but mistakingly called it "deregulation?" The political structure of the industry shifted a bit, but it certainly wasn't deregulated.
Mandrake 9.1 (Score:3, Funny)
I hate to "me too" (Score:5, Informative)
I agree completely. Mandrake 9.1 is a really great desktop Linux. I tried RH9. Didn't detect my SB Audigy, still hate RPM, even with up2date. Mandrake 9.1 detected everything, including my crappy Epson USB printer, configured everything, DrakRPM is a wonderful tool.
If I continue to use this, I'll probably buy the 9.2 pack to support Mandrake. If you're looking for a desktop to try, Mandrake 9.1 is fabulous.
</happy rant>
Let's make sure to keep it alive (Score:4, Interesting)
But this is Free Software, and if Mandrake falls, someone else can take it up. So far,a lot of user-friendliness work has been done by for-profits. There's no reason this has to be the case. If Mandrake fails, is there anyone planning to start where they left off? Are there people ready to work on this?
I'll put in as much time I can.
Re:I hate to "me too" (Score:2)
urpmi mini-HOWTO [tiscali.co.uk]
TWiki > Main > MandrakeSpecific > UsingUrpmi [vmlinuz.ca]
Re:I hate to "me too" (Score:3, Insightful)
MandrakeClub is wonderful. You can vote for your preferred packages and the ones with the most votes get packaged by Mandrake. You'll get a lot of discounts for books, commercial software, etc. Silver members can download StarOffice for free. That alone is worth half of the yearly price.
It's really worth it AND you support Mandrake's future! (I don't find that the boy of
Re:I hate to "me too" (Score:2)
Agreed. I don't have a problem with RPM as a package format. However, rpm the tool just doesn't seem as well thought out as apt, urpmi, drakrpm, emerge, etc. Unfortunately, there isn't a distinction between the package format (rpm) and its tool (rpm) like there is in, for example, debian (.deb files, apt install tool)
Re:I hate to "me too" (Score:2, Insightful)
In Debian, you have the file format
In Red Hat, you have the file format
In Mandrake, you have the file format
Do not compare apt with rpm. Saying "apt is better than rpm" is like saying "2 meters is more than 2 m
Re:I hate to "me too" (Score:4, Informative)
-micah
Re:Mandrake 9.1 (Score:2)
Re:Wheres the numbers? (Score:2)
Because you think they are lying? You see, you put "Where are the numbers?" comments when it's a bad company saying that they are slaughtering the competition. Not a distro company that is trying to get it's feet under them.
You could also try to find a spell checker, there are several free ones that are included in Mandrake.
Re:Wheres the numbers? (Score:2)
Re:Wheres the numbers? (Score:3, Funny)
Huh? At a guess all the club members joined the club - how else would they be club members?
Re:Wheres the numbers? (Score:2)
No, I doubt any of the club members joined the club. Once they were club members they had no reason to join again. Only people who weren't members of the club would have any point in joining, and once they joined they became club members and had no reason to join.
What were we talking about again?
mandrake must survive! (Score:3, Insightful)
long live mandrake!
Re:mandrake must survive! (Score:2)
I like both RH 9 and SuSE 8.2 better, though.
Important for community to support this! (Score:2, Insightful)
Another interesting link: interview with G. Duval (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Another interesting link: interview with G. Duv (Score:2)
Why dont you post the article here so we can actually read it.
Re:Another interesting link: interview with G. Duv (Score:2)
It wouldn't be very smart because Linux Weekly News is a excellent website which was near death one year ago, and they need your financial contribution.
Re:Another interesting link: interview with G. Duv (Score:2)
LinuxToday, Slashdot and OSDN do a better job eating my donations and I consider these sites more important.
Lets not forget transgaming.
Correction. (Score:3, Informative)
It would rather be: `Vive Mandrake!'
Re:Correction. (Score:2, Informative)
Vive Mandrake (referring to the company)
Vive la Mandrake (referring to their products)
Hope this helps =)
Apologies to Monty Python (Score:5, Funny)
MandrakeSoft CEO: We're not quite dead!
SCO: Since the near fatal wounding of MandrakeSoft--
CEO: We're getting better!
SCO: For, since MandrakeSoft... who, when they seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of lawsuits upon them,...[ugh]
CEO: Oh, we're bankrupt!
SCO: And I want MandrakeClub to look upon me... as their own CEO -- in a very real, and legally binding sense.
Good (a reprise) (Score:5, Interesting)
One of the biggest stumbling blocks to the adoption of Linux on the desktop has been the nerdish nature of the whole installation, configuration and user experience
Ok, I'll bite. I've never installed Windows or Linux. It's always, like, just there (or not). Anyway, as a joint owner of a mainly Open Source based company I thought it was time I tried installing Linux on my home PC (my sysadm's already taken care of my work PC for me, I never touch the config stuff).
So I take three Mandrake 9.1 disks home. Whack them in my CDRom. I had to worry about how much disk space to leave poor old Windows and ignore the "warning, warning, make sure you have backups" prompts. Phew. Spin spin spin everything is installed, even sorted out that it was my external modem that is really used to connect to the internet. When the PC powers on I can chose Windows or Linux - sorry I still need to test our software for Windows users.
Who am I? A user of desktop tools, email, office the internet. A typical office worker who gets techies to help out whenever anything goes wrong. If any one can suggest a replacement for MSProject (clients like the pictures) I'll be off MS completely.
So, its official, as of last week I can confirm that Linux *is* ready for the desktop - go Mandrake and all those Gnome, KDE, OpenOffice, Gimp, Evolution etc etc developers.
Mr. Project (Score:3, Informative)
It needs GNOME under Linux (not BSD for some reason) and can't import MS Project files (yet), but you can print charts [codefactory.se].
Re:Good (a reprise) (Score:2)
Re:Good (a reprise) (Score:2)
When possible , buy Linux. (Score:5, Insightful)
I bought Mandrake because i believe i should support a company that contributes to Linux.
I could have copied or downloaded it, but i thought that if everyone did that then there would be no Mandrake (and indeed they were close). Can anyone guess how the Linux world would be without the Large Distros? No. Linux would not disappear but much less people would make the step of trying it and less people would use it as a platform , consequently less people would write software for it.
So buying you Linux is not a curse. You don't have to. But when possible, support your vendor.
I mean
Or become a member . . . (Score:2)
1. More of the money you spend actually goes to improving the distro
2. You get to actually vote on what packages get included in the distro
3. Other members will be more willing to help you when you go to the site for help
4. The environment is less impacted
5.
Re:When possible , buy Linux. (Score:2)
If you buy a disk, not all the money goes to Mandrake.
Even my mum likes it! (Score:5, Interesting)
Two weeks ago, I swapped that same PC over to Mandrake 9.1. It's now become mum's full-time PC, meaning that she doesn't work on the other, Windows PC at all. Dad's now starting to play with Gimp on Mandrake; his most common app is Photoshop on Windows. Dad's now asked me to let him dual boot the Windows PC, so he can run both Windows and Mandrake on it.
As far as I'm concerned, this is the most ringing endorsement possible for Mandrake's useability. While my parents are smart people, they're from a non-PC generation and sometimes struggle with concepts like folders and filenames. For whatever reason, Mandrake, even though it still uses folders and filenames, has let them get beyond the point they were at with Windows, and now I'm getting asked "can I do gamma transforms with Gimp like I do in Photoshop?" rather than "where's my file gone?"...
Get Crossover Office. (Score:2)
Then you can run photoshop under Linux
Re:Get Crossover Office. (Score:2)
If Dad decides that he likes Linux, but wants Photoshop, then I'll get him started with Crossover. At the moment, though, he's making good headway with Gimp, so I'll leave him with that till he finds something he can't do with it.
Re:Get Crossover Office. (Blatantly offtopic) (Score:2)
> build of the Gimp (1.3.16) as long as you have
> GTK2 on your system. The differences between 1.2
> and 1.3 are mind-blowing, and a definite upgrade.
Thanks for the tip.
One of the things my parents are having trouble with is the concept that software can be upgraded on a relatively frequent basis with individually-small-but-cumulatively-large changes along the way. As Windows users for a few years, they're used to everything staying the same fo
No no... (Score:2)
No no - don't use Mandrake Linux. Use "Freedom Linux".
Seriously. Was a mandrake user for years but things kept happening with the dist I didn't like. Weird things that didn't make sense. I just moved to SuSE. Certainly also worth a look. (Of note - I find it easier to setup than Mandrake - which was supposed to be their forte).
Mandrake's channel sales suck (Score:5, Interesting)
Not even any vendors on PriceGrabber.com [pricegrabber.com] have 9.1 for sale
So the only people in the US using Mandrake are freeloaders downloading iso's, with a fraction of those joining Mandrake Club.
If Mandrake wants to survive, they have to find a way to revive their US channel sales.
Re:Mandrake's channel sales suck (Score:2, Informative)
Channel Sales for FREE software? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Mandrake's channel sales suck (Score:3, Insightful)
So you're the one who buys boxed "broadband kits" at Best Buy. Did you buy your AOL cd, too?
See, here's what you don't understand about the Mandrake business model. Your use of the term "freeloaders" suggests that you subscribe to the theory that a specific cost is associated with someone using a copy of a software package. The reality (for both free and proprietary software) is that there are no incremental costs associated with the use of software. Mandrake doesn't mind its software spreading far and
Re:Mandrake's channel sales suck (Score:2)
Re:Mandrake's channel sales suck (Score:3, Insightful)
Of course! After all, bandwidth and servers are FREE!
Well, when you consider that most mirror sites host the sfw for free, you are correct. I also host the software on my gnutella node, and I'm not billing Mandrake for the gigs of traffic I donate. It's another side effect of that whole "free software community" that you don't seem to understand.
Re:Mandrake's channel sales suck (Score:2)
Always a market for Mandrake (Score:5, Interesting)
It's just like AOL. It's turned a lot of people on to the 'internet' (or at least something like it). You don't start people who have no idea about the internet out with a shell account. Same goes for Linux -- if someone who is comfortable in Windows who knows enough to know the difference, then give them a copy of Mandrake -- don't start them out with Debian or gentoo. Therefore, I think that Mandrake will be around for a long time -- as long as there are people who want to learn how to use Linux.
I Gots A Plan (Score:3, Interesting)
Also, get rid of all the crufty useless mediaplayers that don't work and replace with one of two that will work. I'll say Quicktime4Linux [heroinewarrior.com] or RealPlayer [real.com] with all the codecs so it's ready to play any media format right out of the box. In fact, strip down alot of the unnecessary apps that litter my main menu. More isn't always better.
Re:I Gots A Plan (Score:2, Informative)
Re:I Gots A Plan (Score:3, Informative)
urpmi.addmedia plf ftp://ftp.club-internet.fr/pub/linux/plf/9.1 with hdlist.cz
urpmi mplayer
wait a bit (maybe hit "Y" twice) and then you will have your ONE media player that works with everything. easy.
-micah
Re:I Gots A Plan (Score:2)
simply take mplayer and fork the source so that some programmers that understand that installability is a good idea, and statically compile the damn thing with an installer for the codecs...
Simma down. I've used Mplayer. Whoopty-freakin-doo. It's not as kickass as you say it is or else every major Linux distro would've already adopted it.
9.1 Sales not surprising (Score:5, Informative)
As far as hardware compatibility, let me say that Mandrake 7.1 through 8.1 would not install on my computer; 8.2 installed with difficultly, 9.0 worked fine but the install wasn't painless, but 9.1 installed perfectly the first time.
Plus, 9.1 configured everything right the first time, without asking me any stupid questions. For example, it auto-detected my DCHP server and set up my network connection without needing to ask me. That's not such a huge deal for me as an experienced user, but for a novice that sort of automation could make all the difference. (In case you're interested, it *did* give me an opportunity to change all the settings it had automatically configured, in case I wanted to do anything unusual or special. It's important to have that option too.)
With the professional feel and slick installer, I'm not surprised that Mandrake 9.1 sales are going well.
I'm excited about 9.2 and I plan on buying it too, but wonder how much improvement it can really show. Because for the first time, I have a distribution that does (almost) everything I want.
I'm with him! (Score:2)
If you are wondering what Linux apps that you can use to do things that you may only think you can do on Windows boxen, here is a link to my list I posted on linuxquestions.org -> .php?postid=293008#post293008 [linuxquestions.org]
http://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/showthrea d
A Mandrake and Gentoo experience (Score:2, Flamebait)
I was about to give up and settle for my XP Corp bootleg that M$ published years ago but happens to install to my A7N8X just fine. But then I discovered Slashdot and heard about Gentoo. I downloaded that small stage1 tarball and set to work bootstrappin
Re:A Mandrake and Gentoo experience (Score:2)
But I agree, Gentoo is great and the installation is not hard. It's a little forbidding if you aren't comfortable with a command line. But anyone who can read and follow directions can do it. Indeed, so much of the installation procedure is just cut and paste from the instructions that it's a wonder they didn't script it. I think the point is to use installation as an opportunity to introduce people with basic administration commands they may not be familiar with.
Bah, Gentoo, just more GUI crap.. (Score:3, Funny)
Personally I consider Mandrake's gui configuration stuff less of a problem and more of a time saver.
Extra Time=Fun mmmmm fun.
Re:A Mandrake and Gentoo experience (Score:3, Informative)
I am also running Mandrake 9.1 on an Asus A7N8X and my PC works just fine. I even installed all the patches from NVIDIA's site for both my nForce2 chipset and my GeForce 3 screen card. (NVIDIA distributes RPM's directly for Mandrake 9.1)
The nForce2 chipset makes use of standards compliant technologies such as those that Linux supports. The NVIDIA rpm's just add additional support for SOUND,NETOWORK, GART etc.
I also love the way NVIDIA distributes these RPM's
Gail Duval's interview about Mandrake finances. (Score:2, Informative)
I am a distro junkie... (Score:4, Insightful)
They all have good and bad points. It is annoying to install a distro and be missing something that was nicely set up in another. 9.1 has the best combination I have seen. Mandrake seems to be the best mix of not too easy and not too hard. Everything works the way I want it too. There is a wonderful community site Mandrakeusers.org [mandrakeusers.org], that is friendly and a great source of info. Texstar provides excellent add-ons through urpmi. If I want eye candy or some helpful command line program (like unrar), it is simple for me to get.
I don't find Mandrake 9.1 makes things too easy for me. I don't feel babied, but I do feel sometimes I save time. I hope the company does well. I find it to be a great distro, and I have tried a lot of them.
Thanks, Rich
Mandrake 9.1 was our ticket (Score:5, Interesting)
Half of the machines are for telecom network monitoring purposes and will have 6 to 8 displays apiece (using Xinerama and a combination of Nvidia and Matrox video cards.) These will let us retire Windows NT and the Exceed X server.
The other half of the machines are rack mount servers running LAMP and stand alone perl apps. These will let us retire some Solaris/Sun boxes.
After developing TCP/IP serving applications in perl on Solaris for years, it's nice, real nice, to see them run at previously unheard of speeds on a cheap P4 box with a gig of 533mhz RAM. The performance lays waste to our Solaris servers.
Mandrake 9.1 was an easy way to pull it off. It has detected all hardware we've used and all the built in peripherals on some new Intel motherboards flawlessly.
My only headache so far was trying to run quad-heads off an matrox AGP 550 and a PCI 450. It does not work. Keeping the dual head 550 and adding SIX Nvidia TNT2 cards allowed us to flawlessly run eight monitors. Thats what we'll be doing.
Re:Mandrake 9.1 was our ticket (Score:2)
I've been using Mandrake almost a year now (Score:4, Interesting)
It's just good stuff.
I started on 8.2 and just about the time I got it good and screwed up 9.0 came out. Well, that sucked pretty much, so much that I tried to switch to suse 8.1 Suse 8.1 had some problem with my mobo so I went back to 9.0
A few weeks later 9.1 was out and since then it's been great.
I've put several friends and family members on it and they like it too. And they went cold turkey from M$ to Linux. They are still and always will be lost, but they were anyway. Better to be lost on the same island as your support guy though eh??
I had to learn and old lesson that I had forgotten from the DOS days. Stay away from
As far as I'm concerned, I think I'll stay with Mandrake 9.1 even if they do come out with 9.2 or 9.3 or 10.0...
I don't want M$ compatibility in my Linux. I do not want it. Please, please don't push it in on us, don't force it on us, don't sneak it in on us. We want absolute freedom from the tyranny of M$...
Thank you Mandrake..
And Good Stuff Too (Score:2)
I used Red Hat from 5.1 to 7.3. Good distribution in my opinion (I've used Caldera, Debian, Suse, Corel [ya, sorry about that], and some others that aren't important enough to me to mention). But I'll never forgive them for f***ing with KDE. Seriously. I have no qualms with them not preferring KDE. But making KDE appear as GNOME and f***ing up the way KDE is setup just drove me to anger. I really *hate* when someone takes something that has tremendous value to
MDK beats RH (Score:3, Insightful)
Redhat tends to lag far behind with their releases. You can thank RH for changing standard locations of files too. They are starting to suffer from all the incumbencies of a large corporate.
Having said that they are both basically the same, and you can add Susi to the list. The main thing these distro are based on is RPM and how they group their files into packages. Both target the desktop and server markets. RH has been very successful in establishing its name in the corporate world.
My main concern is that I am starting to hear "Redhat" mentioned more than "Linux", and sometimes interchangeably. it's all about perception. Business is starting to think that Redhat is the only choice !
Re:Enough of this, How many mandrake club members (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.mandrakeclub.com/modules.php?name=Memb
The page states: "We have 15883 registered users so far."
Funny. (Score:2, Insightful)
So the only way to see how many members are in the Mandrake Club is to actually join?
Yeah right, people arent going to join unless they can see how many members have joined before them, they dont want to feel like they are wasting their money.
15,000 however is alot of members, I think if Mandrake can double that number they'd be fine. What mandrake needs is to keep a stat on their website which in realtime tells exactly how many members they have. Its important for people to know if they are helping a bus
Re:Funny. (Score:5, Informative)
Yes.
Yeah right, people arent going to join unless they can see how many members have joined before them, they dont want to feel like they are wasting their money.
Except for those 15,000 people. Uhh.. what?
15,000 however is alot of members, I think if Mandrake can double that number they'd be fine. What mandrake needs is to keep a stat on their website which in realtime tells exactly how many members they have. Its important for people to know if they are helping a business which is dying, or if they are helping a business which is thriving.
Why is it important? What difference does this make at all? If it's a good company, with a good product than they deserve to be helped.
Anybody who thinks they can get something for their buck, even if it's just piece of mind, should part with it and join the MandrakeClub. Fuck thinking if it's helping a prosperous or doomed company.
Re:Funny. (Score:2)
Why is it important? What difference does this make at all? If it's a good company, with a good product than they deserve to be helped.
If Mandrake only had 100 members theres no point in helping them, they'll go out of business no matter what you do, like BeOS.
Anybody who thinks they can get something for their buck, even if it's just piece of mind, should part with it and join the MandrakeClub. Fuck thinking if it's helping a prosperous or doomed company.
There are alot of companies which arent doom
Re:Funny. (Score:2)
Transgaming is about a millionth of a percent more important to me than Mandrake. I don't purchase anything from Mandrake, either. Welcome to the free market.
This is what you call an investment, like the stock market, we invest when we expect to see returns,
Re:Funny. (Score:2, Interesting)
Put your money where your mouth is, you dont pay for Slashdot, you dont pay for Mandrake, and you arent subscribed to Transgaming?
No, it's called a purchase in most cases. Donations are different, because you don't get anything in return. This is why I said if you can get something for your money, do it. Otherwise, don't. Do it because you are pur
Re:Funny. (Score:2)
Because you have such a lacking grasp on the english language I am going to help you with this term. Investment means that in the future, over a period of time ending at some expected date, you will receive a financial return or benefit greater than which you put in.
The word you
Re:Funny. (Score:2)
Function: noun
Etymology: 2invest
Date: 1615
: the outlay of money usually for income or profit : capital outlay; also : the sum invested or the property purchased
Re:Enough of this, How many mandrake club members (Score:2)
Re:Enough of this, How many mandrake club members (Score:2)
Mandrake was at the 2500-5000 level a couple years ago when they were begginng people to join, they better be at 15k+ if they expect me to invest in them.
Re:Enough of this, How many mandrake club members (Score:2)
Not enough ?
Re:Enough of this, How many mandrake club members (Score:2)
Rules of Mandrake Club
Re:Enough of this, How many mandrake club members (Score:2)
I've switched to Gentoo and I've upgraded my mom's box to Gentoo as well (I passionately hate RPMs now, even with urpmi). I will no longer be supporting the Mandrake club, but I wish well for Mandrakesoft in hopes that others will be turned on to Linux by using their dist
Re:Let them die (Score:3, Informative)
If you look at the big repository of "Mandrake business cases" [mandrakebizcases.com], you can see that the typical use of
Re:Astroturfing? (Score:2)
I don't see anyone feigning some kind of grassroots effort here. The people who post are using their own accounts (which have been around much longer than you probably have), so you know where these people stand.
Mandrakesoft has no need to astroturf. They've been a good community member, and the employees of Mandrakesoft have long been posting to Mandrake related stories on Slashdot.
Re:Let them die (Score:2)
I thought... (Score:4, Funny)
Surrender, yes, but die? Never (pronounced: Nev'air!)
Re:Let them die (Score:4, Informative)
I was pleasantly surprised when I fired up X on my fresh install and realized I wouldn't have to copy all my
Re:Did you learn your lesson? (Score:2)
Lets see here... in my history I have been modded down twice and have one +5. In your history you have been modded down 5 times, and have one +3.
What does that tell you?
Mandrake 9.2 upīnīrunning (Score:2)
urpmi.addmedia RPMS2 ftp://ftp.join.uni-muenster.de/pub/linux/distribu
urpmi --auto-select
Ive been using mdk devel since 9.0 without any problems. 9.2 is solid and pretty.
Re:Mandrake 9.2 upīnīrunning (Score:2)
You're posting urpmi sources for cooker, which is not Mandrake 9.2, but the development version of 9.2. It's not meant for daily use. Often there are small annoyances, sometimes big problems. If people want to run Cooker, they will find out how to do that, you shouldn't advertise it as an easy update or whatever.
Re:Letter text in case of slashdotting (Score:2)
Re:Mandrake the Magician (Score:5, Funny)
General Ballmer: Mandrake, do you recall what Stallman once said about code?
Group Capt. Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no.
General Ballmer: He said code was too important to be left to the corporations. When he said that, 30 years ago, he might have been right. But today, code is too important to be left to hackers. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow GNU/Communist infiltration, GNU/Communist indoctrination, GNU/Communist subversion and the international GNU/Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious source code.
...
General Ballmer: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to open-sourcing OSes, why, there are studies underway to open-source web browsers, spreadsheets, mail clients, compilers, drivers, servers... games. Games, Mandrake, children's games.
Group Capt. Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Ballmer: You know when open-sourcing first began?
Group Capt. Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Ballmer: Nineteen hundred and eighty-four. Nineteen eighty-four, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war GNU/Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign license is introduced into our precious source codes without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core GNU/Commie works.
Group Capt. Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Ballmer: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Mandrake: Hmm.
General Ballmer: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Mandrake: Hmm.
General Ballmer: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Mandrake: No.
General Ballmer: But I... I do deny them my essence.
It fits perfectly!
Re:Mandrake the Magician (Score:2)
Re:Mandrake the Magician (Score:2)
Actually, other than the magician himself, who the hell else is named Mandrake?
Mandrake is poison. (But you still need it to become an avatar.)
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Read Article Before Yapping, Please (Score:2)
"any of our customers, users, contributors and partners have been asking about our status since MandrakeSoft applied for Chapter 11 protection at the beginning of the year"
and then later:
"As most of you know, MandrakeSoft filed for Chapter 11 protection at the end of January 2003."
Next time, please read the article before getting on your soapbox.
Re:Just out of Chapter 11 then SCO comes along. (Score:2)
SCO can barely afford the battle with IBM - it certainly would not be able to oppress Mandrake into oblivion that easily. More would be at stake to the Linux community than simply one distro; such judicial preciden
Re:Just out of Chapter 11 then SCO comes along. (Score:2)