SCO Might Sue Linus for Patent Infringement? 1154
An anonymous reader writes "[Darl McBride, SCO's chief executive stated] that unless more companies start licensing SCO's property, he may also sue Linus Torvalds, who is credited with inventing the Linux operating system, for patent infringement." It's right at the end of the story and it's quite a statement.
Does SCO just want the wrath of all Geekdom?? (Score:3, Funny)
I'd pay a couple of $$$ to the Linus defense fund (Score:5, Funny)
I hope Novell is right in:
"We believe it unlikely that SCO can demonstrate that it has any ownership whatsoever in those copyrights," said Jack Messman, Novell's chief executive, in a statement Wednesday
But anyway, I'd pay a couple of bucks, especially if we get a Pay-Per-View event of Linus kicking McBride upside the head.
Rushfan
Theres a buck to be made here... (Score:5, Funny)
I always wanted to name a band "Special Guest" too.
tetris solution :) (Score:5, Funny)
The thing is, I got two interesting replies that went largely unnoticed:
dvNull (235982) [slashdot.org] wrote:
and An Onerous Coward (222037) [slashdot.org] wrote:
OK, so why not? I second Onerous Cowards' motion. Except, instead of stealing, IBM should immediately obtain a contract with The Tetris Company to redistribute Tetris. Then they should file lawsuits against SCO for infringement. Even if the lawsuits are frivilous, it would still be a thorn in the side of SCO when it is realized publicly that they very blatantly stole the IP from The Tetris Company.
On a side note, it seems to me that Caldera has a serous history of copying technology... DOS and Tetris are the ones I know about, plus they came up with a Linux distribution... ooh there's originality at work. Also, I believe they bought those rights to UNIX (acquired when they bought the original SCO, IIRC) How can this company turn around and sue IBM for infringement?! It doesn't make any sense. As far as I can tell, that install+game really is the most innovative they've ever been as a company. God that was brilliant. I hate waiting.
This just in: (Score:4, Funny)
~Berj
We found HIM!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Thank Allah... i thought he had died at the hands of the infidels that were not in Iraq!
Re:Theres a buck to be made here... (Score:5, Funny)
I remember a band named "Free Beer". Clubs were always careful to put their name in double quotes.
where's the popcorn? (Score:2, Funny)
Funny... (Score:2, Funny)
A week ago I saw a banner ad for SCO Unix on the top of the front page...
Re:wow (Score:5, Funny)
Filing Fees in the Plaintiff-Friendly States of your Choice: $1000
2 Months of Free Press when the entire Tech Community goes apeshit: Priceless
For free and open source software, there's GNU. For everything else, there's SCO BastardCard.
I think it's time .... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:2, Funny)
What happened to the "it's not patents, but licensing" arguement?
It's Wednesday afternoon (please try to keep up)
SCO wants attention (Score:1, Funny)
Serious drugs... (Score:2, Funny)
Or the mushrooms this year are particularly fine.
I pictured Darl McBride holding a gun (Score:5, Funny)
I pictured Darl McBride holding a gun to a stuffed penguin's head and shouting to the crowd
"Give me your money or the Penguin gets it!"
Re:hmm (Score:4, Funny)
I love this! (Score:4, Funny)
Just when you thought you knew how the story would end (with IBM buying SCO to quit being annoyed by them). SUDDENLY A PLOT TWIST! Novell could end up getting SCO for FREE!!!
This is the best Reality Show yet!
Oh that's rich. (Score:4, Funny)
When all else fails..... (Score:3, Funny)
The SCO is starting to remind me of Dean Wormer from 'Animal House.' First they put the linux world on double secret probation. Now, as the majority of the IT world is walking out on them humming the star spangled banner, they're shouting "You're all expelled! No more fun of any kind!"
I guess that leaves microsoft as as the preppy frat boy stuck banging the gavel.
Re:Should Linus be afraid? (Score:5, Funny)
If I'm getting sued for something I sure hope I at least had a fun time doing it!
Re:Counter Suit (Score:5, Funny)
"Darl McBride, I'm pleased to have you as my new employee. Mr. McBride, could you please move two feet to the left. Yes, there. Perfect. No, you don't have to do anything else, just stand there."
- What I imagine Linus' first words would be at the shareholders' meeting after he becomes the new majority shareholder of SCO.
Re:Does this remind anybody else of the Jerky Boys (Score:5, Funny)
This typo is strangely appropriate. As in:
"SCO is really in la-la land."
or...
SCO: "NO! Our source! I don't care about what Novell says, OURS!"
Novell: "Look in the agre-"
SCO: *plugs ears* I CAN'T HEEEEAR YOU! LALALALALALALA....."
Should be added to the Jargon File or something:
lasuit (lô' soot) n : A litigation over Intellectual Property based on ridiculously frivolous grounds, dragging the complaintant further and further into the realm of stupidity. See: SCO.
Soko
Re:Counter Suit (Score:5, Funny)
Geez, like "I hope I can countersue the drug dealers so I can own their crackhouse." Ick!
SCO to sue Michael Jordan, Kittens, Jesus (Score:5, Funny)
I built a cluster using SCO "Technology". (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well, that just shows what this is (Score:5, Funny)
Sheesh...some people.
Re:Should Linus be afraid? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Counter Suit (Score:5, Funny)
So you mean he'd lose and owning SCO would be his punishment?
no - sue his mom instead (Score:4, Funny)
Re:WTF? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'd pay a couple of $$$ to the Linus defense fu (Score:2, Funny)
Re:WTF? (Score:3, Funny)
SCO Will Kill Puppy (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Company image (Score:2, Funny)
It's more like they are tossing all the chairs and breaking all the glass in the room because they are upset over the rest of us wanting to play with someone else's toys.
It reminds me of a short skit I saw on a kids' TV show. It started with 2 kids fighting over who gets to play with a toy. The mother comes in and takes the toy, sets it aside, and demands "You two solve this like adults!". One of the kids then says to the other "You're gonna hear from my lawyer".
Re:Buy our product or we'll kill this puppy! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Should Linus be afraid? (Score:5, Funny)
Incorrect. A troll with a lawyer is 2 trolls.
A troll with a law firm is a whole-mess-of-trolls.
Re:WTF? (Score:5, Funny)
Monkeys behind?. (Score:1, Funny)
Novell to SCO - Shaa, and monkeys might fly out of my butt! [imdb.com]
Linux to Novell - We're not worthy! We're not worthy! [imdb.com]
I think i'll sue SCO. (Score:2, Funny)
By most people's accounts, I not only hold the "annoyance" patent, but i've got market cornered on annoyance-related technologies.
I think i'll call my lawyer tomorrow. SCO is treading on my territory.
On a serious note, I think we're seeing the beginning of a new trend when it comes to business management. If Chapter 11 is imminent, as has been the case with SCO in recent years, file lawsuits! File as many as you can, for as much money as humanly possible. It buys you time, and if by some stretch of bizarro-world luck you happen to win, the money you get comes straight out of the pockets of your competitors!
With all this, keep one thing in mind:
We live in a world where the most profitable company in the world sells bug-infested software, while another company who goes belly-up selling a product that can't crash.
Figure that one out.
Infringing on Weird Al's IP (Score:5, Funny)
Re:WTF? (Score:5, Funny)
In other news John Ashcroft announced that terrorism charges might be brought against both motherhood and apple pie under the Patriot act. David Boies, representing the administration stated on behalf of his client, "These people have to learn that their actions have consequences".
Re:Oh that's rich. (Score:4, Funny)
von Neuman, you're next (Score:5, Funny)
When asked if SCO had considered that without von Neuman's work they wouldn't have any intellectual property to begin with, the spokesman chided the journalists present for splitting hairs and using legal mumbo jumbo to confuse the issue. "The fact is, everyone in the world owes us a living, and they better pay up before we sue the bejeezus out of them. We have legions of lawyers ready and waiting."
The interview was cut short when a copy of an otherworldly book dropped out of the sky and landed on the stage with a thump. When examined it appeared to be an almanac or encyclopedia of otherwordly origin, and curiously enough it had fallen open on the following entry: "SCO: a dirty bunch of swindlers whose backs were first against the wall when the revolution came."
Re:WTF? (Score:4, Funny)
Trade secrets are different than patents as they can have no expiration date, but if it gets out, you have no recourse. Which is why you don't see patents for Coca-cola. It's a trade secret. If you know the secret and ever divulge it, there's probably enough legal paperwork you signed to make you wish you were in pound-me-in-the-ass prison instead of the hell the Coke lawyers will send you.
Or to paraphrase the immortal words of Sgt "Bat" Guano, they will have to answer to the Coca Cola company. ;)
Dr Strangelove rocks...
Dear Linus (Score:2, Funny)
YHBT, HAND!
Re:WTF? (Score:2, Funny)
A: Because there's no end to the prick.
Re:Should Linus be afraid? (Score:3, Funny)
Answers below, please.
Re:Should Linus be afraid? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:WTF? (Score:4, Funny)
1. The infidels claim that there is Linux, there is no Linux
2. There is no reason to be afraid of Linux, am I afraid...NO!
3. The infidels claim Linux is in every business. Do you see Linux, I do not see Linux.
4. We will destroy Linux. The linux that is in businesses. We have lured it into those business and will crush it with our Ip rights...
(whispering in background)
4a. Yes of course I meant with our copyrights and licensing management authority
SCO sues Albert Gore (Score:3, Funny)
Today, SCO Inc. filed a lawsuit against former vice-president Albert Gore for inventing the internet, which is the most widely used vehicle to distribute the Linux operating system. Recently, SCO filed a lawsuit against IBM for donating UNIX intellectual property to Linux development. SCO claimed to be the owner of the intellectual property of UNIX, until Novell corrected their incorrect assumptions.
Al Gore, who was once attributed to saying that he had invented the internet, released the following statement, "Contrary to SCO's assertions, I, Albert Gore am not the inventor of the Internet. Not only would a quick check of Scientific Journals reveal this fact, but a review of the U.S. Congressional record confirm that I voted to pass the law in which the predecessor to the Internet was funded. To my knowledge, the law which help fund the DARPA NET did not make a party to inventing the next phase of the project which was the Internet. I believe it unlikely that SCO can demonstrate that I was directly involved in the scientific, financial or legislative development of the Internet. Apparently, SCO must share this view, since over the last few months it has repeatedly asked me to transfer my non-existent patents for the Internet to SCO. I have rejected these requests adamantly. Finally, I find it telling that SCO failed to assert a claim against the true inventors of the Internet or its predecessors."
SCO could not be reached for comment because it is still answering questions from yesterday's past quarter results conference call in which 250+ people listened to, which is more than their usually 7 to 10.