Gentoo Linux Rethinks Package Management System 300
YOU ARE SO FIRED! writes "In an effort to conform to the LSB standards, Gentoo Linux will be adopting RPM as the standard form of package management in portage 2.1. More information can be found in the Gentoo weekly newsletter. I'd surely be fired if I would've proposed such an idea!"
First Post! (Score:2, Funny)
Nearly caught me out... (Score:2)
I'm so fired?! (Score:2, Funny)
Woo Hoo! (Score:4, Funny)
Just kidding! Happy April Fools' Day everybody.
Heh.. I was pissed for a second. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Heh.. I was pissed for a second. (Score:5, Funny)
I was already forming the wording for my profanity filled forum post.
Time Zones. Argh. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Heh.. I was pissed for a second. (Score:2)
Somehow I don't find stories too good if there's a green box saying "Note: this is an April Fools joke" at the top... but I guess that just proves how many slashdotters actually follow the links and read the stories ;-))
But Editors, pleease remember: do not drown us in hundreds of April Fools jokes... last year it was getting kinda annoying. And we already have three stories up now... please make it fewer jokes, but make 'em good.
That being said, I liked what my University's [uni-karlsruhe.de] computer center [uni-karlsruhe.de] did... we have
Re:Heh.. I was pissed for a second. (Score:2)
And I didn't know anything about this April Fools' until I read it on Slashdot.
SUKATH!!! ROTFL!
RPMs are why people migrated away (Score:2, Flamebait)
Re:RPMs are why people migrated away (Score:5, Funny)
Re:RPMs are why people migrated away (Score:2)
MOD PARENT UP! (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Hmm (Score:3, Funny)
*ducks for cover*
You Suck! (Score:5, Funny)
I'll just remember to disregard everything for the next 24 hours.
Come to think of it, most of the stories are misleading anyway. Why should 1 April be any different.
Re:You Suck! (Score:5, Funny)
Then as the slashdot hordes are in the midst of their rejoicing, intoxicated by the future that could be, CmdrTaco can post his `Ha Ha! April Fuls!' story 10 or 11 times.
Re:You Suck! (Score:2)
And cuz it's still March, I didn't think about the April fools joke aspect...it scared me...I almost downloaded a BSD iso as the only true way to escape RPM.
Re:You Suck! (Score:2, Funny)
I use Phoenix, too, but it is 1st of April. What did you configure differently?
Re:You Suck! (Score:2)
But my life doesn't revolve around slashdot, so I used my PC clock to determine the time.
April Fool's (Score:3, Informative)
Check the above link for some of the gentoo-user mailing list archives - discussion started a few minutes after the newsletter went out. Common consensus is that it's April Fools - killing the package management system that makes Gentoo unique and requiring X is just too big a step to make without any discussion on the gentoo-dev list. Kurt did a really good job on this one if Slashdot bit!
Re:April Fool's (Score:2)
Right... Because Slashdot always does it best to avoid April Fools stories. Erroneous stories are posted all year round, but on 4/1 they have an excuse..
Re:April Fool's (Score:2, Funny)
The COMMON CONSENSUS?!??! I thought Gentoo users were a pretty smart bunch. It says it's April Fools Joke right on the article. Not much room for consensus there, I'm afraid.
Re:April Fool's (Score:3, Informative)
If you thought the discussion on gentoo-user was amusing, you should have seen the flamewar on #gentoo. I am amazed and astounded at how many people fell for this joke. Of course, I speak with inside knowledge of the project, but the idea that we would migrate to RPMs for our package management format is simply not in the realm of possibility. I assumed most people would realize that, too.
Then again, we did go to great pains to research the LSB to come up with support,
Pardon me, come again? (Score:2)
Of course, its quite comforting to get this news on April 1st rather than any other day. I think I'll observe a day of mourning for what could have been, and then get back to compiling updates from source on April 2nd. Hehe.
What this really means (Score:2, Insightful)
that's not funny! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:that's not funny! (Score:3, Funny)
In other news (Score:3, Funny)
Re:that's not funny! (Score:2)
-ChopChopMasterOn
West Coast is Confused (Score:2)
Re:West Coast is Confused (Score:2)
They go me! (Score:2)
Re:They go me! (Score:2)
Um... (Score:2, Insightful)
LSB and Package Management Specifications. (Score:5, Interesting)
After that, it should be up to a developer to decide how to implement that standard and thus conform to it. I like RPM. It's pretty easy to write for and deal with, at least for me, but I feel it is lacking a lot of things that I think it should have by now.
It should be more modular, with regards to how package
This is why I believe a full-on specification for what RPM is should be better established than it is today. IMHO, this offers people a much better reason to decide rpm over apt or apt over rpm or whatever else, when the playing field is leveled.
Wishful thinking I guess.
Re:LSB and Package Management Specifications. (Score:2)
But are you remembering that apt does RPM? Quite well, I might add. We've been using it for months at work.
(ot for april fools ,,, but still valid ) (Score:2)
There will be some linux systems wherein zero file manipulation occurs on the system image. Perhaps the files are rsynced from a master, or certain filesystems are network mounted. Or perhaps the system is COTS and boots from flash. Clearly, a package management system would be inappropriate in each case.
Or, perhaps the system is running in a limited environment, and the most basic techniques are being used to maintain it (ie shell scri
Re:LSB and Package Management Specifications. (Score:2)
one for binary packaging RPM style
the other for compile-script based packaging ebuild style.
These two serve different purposes and should
not be lumped together.
Re:LSB and Package Management Specifications. (Score:2)
The RPM spec file format should be extended so it covers all of the features used by Gentoo's build scripts. (I think it probably handles most of them already.) Then Gentoo really could move to RPM for package handling - all built from sou
Re:LSB and Package Management Specifications. (Score:2)
Well, there is. It's just not very useful, because it says you can only have one dependancy. D'oh.
Wishful thinking I guess.
Perhaps. But you're not the only one thinking wishfully about this. The main packaging dudes from Redhat, Debian and yes, even Gentoo, are talking about it [freestandards.org].
The list has gone a bit dead
Thank GOD it's April Fool's... (Score:5, Funny)
I see. (Score:2)
I've been on alert that it is april fools day... (Score:2)
Every single time... (Score:2, Funny)
conspiracy points! (Score:5, Insightful)
Whats next? (Score:2)
Don't know if this will be funny, just ask how funny felt the gentoo fans about a rpm migration (at least it could had been a migration to .deb)
Re:Whats next? (Score:2)
South-Americans like me know that Irak is the name of the country in spanish, but sometimes I'm not that aware of small changes in proper names between languages, is somewhat harder than translate normal words.
Nice one! (Score:5, Insightful)
Of course, what I'm not looking forward to is the next twenty-four hours, when Slashdot will be filled with nonstop April Fool's jokes, completely defeating the purpose of April Fool's day.
TheFrood
Re:Nice one! (Score:2)
I'll admit, it would be nice to see some real news intermingled with it; so that I at least have a chance to bite, rather than being fairly certain that it is a hoax...
Re:Nice one! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nice one! (Score:2)
Really? YOU ARE SO FIRED! has always been a troll so even without realizing it was the first of April (Hey, I'm just awake, I'm allowed to be in a semi-conscious state of mind.) it was clear it was either a joke, bullshit or some goatse links that slipped through thanks to a drunk editor.
But still, it was a funny :)
what about mod points? (Score:2)
Re:what about mod points? (Score:2)
Re:what about mod points? (Score:2)
Good question. I'm guessing that the moderators didn't notice the important grin emoticon at the end of my post.
This begs the question, however, are only stories allowed to be jokes on April 1st, but comments aren't? I admit, that is ironic -- but is it actually amusing?
april 1st (Score:2)
One thing to say. (Score:2)
Soko
Happy 1/4/2003 (Score:2, Insightful)
I was so scared, I soiled myself. Now excuse me while I go change my armor....
Just in case anyone's really confused:t ter.xml [gentoo.org]
http://www.gentoo.org/news/en/gwn/20030401-newsle
what's next (Score:2)
Gentoo forum thread (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Gentoo forum thread (Score:2)
Time to fork. (Score:2)
Yes I know what the date is.
I Hate April Fools Day (Score:2)
One who ruins his reputation as a credible news source by posting false stories once a year?
or
One who believes the false stories?
April Fools Aside, what is wrong with RPM? (Score:2)
Please tell me what is so bad about RPM's versus other package management systems. Why do people hate it so bad? What am I missing by using mostly RPMs? (I have done standard makefile builds before)
It seems to me that if someone could create a package management system that could read packages in all their form
Re:April Fools Aside, what is wrong with RPM? (Score:5, Funny)
That's the problem with RPM systems. You want to install a text-only browser on a 486 and wind up installing 100 megs more vthan you wanted to.
Some software comes only in RPM packages, like Compaq's C compiler. Ever tried to install an rpm on a Slackware system? It complains that glibc, bin/sh and a kernel aren't installed. RPM is stupid.
I've patched my rpm to take --just-do-it-you-goddam-piece-of-shit as an argument, which sets the --force and --nodep bits.
Re:April Fools Aside, what is wrong with RPM? (Score:3, Informative)
Sounds like you want something like Zero Install [sf.net]. It uses the globally unique nature of the Internet's DNS system to remove the need for a central package database, allowing packages to be fetched (and cached) as they're
Re:April Fools Aside, what is wrong with RPM? (Score:2)
Umm. No. Isn't that some kind of blasphemy?
Re:April Fools Aside, what is wrong with RPM? (Score:2)
1) Opaque. The RPM db is binary, easy to trash. The Portage DB is a directory tree of plain-text files. RPMs are binary. Ebuilds are plain-text files.
2) Complex. RPM is a complex format. It pretty much takes a programmer to write an RPM. EBuilds are easy enough for just someone with a knowledge of the UNIX shell to write. As a result, the Gentoo forums are filled with user ebuilds, and the ebuild library for Gentoo is huge, despite the much smaller Gentoo userbase.
3) P
Re:April Fools Aside, what is wrong with RPM? (Score:2)
Look, I'm as game for a good packaging flamewar as much as the next guy, but be fair. If you subscribe to RHN you can use up2date to do w
Re:April Fools Aside, what is wrong with RPM? (Score:2)
Care to enlighten us, and what is your proposal to fix the situation (apart from Autopackage of course
give it a break (Score:2)
It's spreading to other sites now too, the whole CPAN/Matt's archive thing did give me a bit of a scare, course it didn't help that they did it a whole day early (for me anyway, don't know what time zone they are in)
April Fool's icons (Score:2)
Or for that matter, how about including normal icons in the 'Slashdot tape' to the right of the Slashdot logo but usi
No Fair! (Score:2)
But just to reassure all the Real Men and Real Women out there... the BSD systems will not attempt to conform to the LSB by adopting RPM ;-)
Sigh (Score:2)
-10 Flamebait [Allowed, it's my birthday] (Score:2)
Thank you for you kind presents this year, they were certainly an improvement so far on last year - the stories, even though splitting my sides, were not that great as it was not really all that subtle. But I want to say that I am impressed how subtle you have been with this present, thank you! I would never have even guessed that this was a fake! How stupid I felt when I realised that it was!
One of the great things about pratical jokes on April Fools is their comedy timing [you couldn't get
Normally they send it on monday (Score:2)
They must have waited for an extra in order to tell the blisfull news.
evil... (Score:2)
i read the title and about flew off the handle uintil about 3 seconds later when i realized it was april fools. PURE EVIL!!
Actually, it might not be such a bad idea (Score:2)
It's April 1st and I've got 4 mod points left (Score:2)
I knew it wasn't true because... (Score:2, Funny)
too much information (Score:2)
One of the nice things of April, 1st is able to spot the fake stories from the real ones. Unfortunately Gentoo makes no real sport from this anymore... (cf. the notes under their fake stories) D4mm1t!
April? (Score:2)
In related news... (Score:2)
Newsletter ruins the joke (Score:2)
Weep Oh Ye Citizens (Score:2)
It's begun again. The annual April Fool's Day flogging of loyal
Clever would be to insert joke stories in between real stories. Interesting and amusing would be to sneak in things where you don't expect them, in the middle of normality. No one does something all out for AprFoo like declaring themselves ga
Re:More Convience For Average People (Score:5, Informative)
2. You obviously know not of what you speak. RPMs are more complicated than Gentoo ebuilds or debian debs.
With Gentoo you type:
# emerge enlightenment
You don't have to know anything about C, C++, Python or even shell scripting. All you have to know is your architecture and the optimizations you want (and the detailed docs are very newbie friendly).
with debian type:
# apt-get install enlightenment
Either distro will then install E, X, and all required libs/programs.
Both distros have centralized package repositories (free of charge) that contain everything I've ever needed, tested for full compatibility.
With rpm, you find the package, download it, type the rpm command, get an error about libWhatever.X.Y.Z.so being required, spend hours figuring out what package has libWhatever.X.Y.Z.so, go to bed three hours late, because you were looking for the package,
Re:More Convience For Average People (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:More Convience For Average People (Score:3, Informative)
An rpm doesn't include a list of all rpms it requires, just libs, and neither does the rpm database.
The ebuilds in
Having some other person be able to run the server that redhat should give access to for free doesn't help. That server is pretty useless unless it'
Re:More Convience For Average People (Score:3, Interesting)
You're still comparing 'apt-get install' to 'rpm -ivh'. You want to talk about working with an individual rpm package you've downloaded then talk about using dpkg in debian. apt-get queries a server to find dependencies for a package, downloads all of them, and runs dpkg to install them all. In Red Hat, up2date does the same thing. The whole point of my rant is you're not comparing the backend tool of one system to the automation tool that takes care of the same pro
Re:More Convience For Average People (Score:2)
The last I heard of it up2date was not free from redhat, so there's nothing that ships with redhat that allows you to type a simple command and get upgrades from a trusted central location.
The entire package system of redhat sucks compared to debian or gentoo.
You also can't (or couldn't the last time I was unfortunate enough to use RH--May '02) run a few simple commands and upgrade a box to the latest release. Debian and gentoo do it just fine.
And apt-get does not quer
Re:More Convience For Average People (Score:3, Interesting)
First of all, let me say that RPM is not perfect, just like everything else on the planet. I hate it when people have this "$X sucks nobody should ever use $X if you don't 100% agree with me you are an idiot" attitude. That being said, let me play devil's advocate for a bit:
rpm -Uvh ftp://ftp.rpmfind.net/linux/redha
Re:More Convience For Average People (Score:2)
maybe you should check facts for yourself. RHN has free subscriptions. I manage about a dozen RH servers, all using RHN, not one is paid for.
fo0bar already showed you how to upgrade (and it works, I've done it).
you're retarded if you think apt-get doesn't have to get a list of packages/dependencies from a server. What do you think 'apt-get update' does? It queries all the repositories in /etc/apt/sources.list and caches the resluts. Yes depe
Re:More Convience For Average People (Score:2)
Wrong.
RPMs include *both* a list of the RPMs it requires and files as well.
Re:More Convience For Average People (Score:2)
You've all fallen victim to the April Fool's troll.
Re:More Convience For Average People (Score:2)
Once you've been bitten with this a few times, you'll appreciate the beauty of Slackware (or the source distros if you've got the leisure and the bandwidth). Good thing about Slack is that it doesn't get in the way of people who are content with the ./configure && make && make install cycle the way rpm does. It just leaves you the option to recompile just the important stuff (or everything) piecemeal, while leaving you with a world to stand on while you do
Re:April fools again... (Score:2)
Just kidding, April Fools!
Re:April fools! (Score:2)
from the after-all-rpm-is-better dept.
I'll let you know when it gets here.
Re:.src.rpm based disto? (Score:2)
As a longtime Redhat user, I've made it a habit to package even the smallest utilities. Between my personal projects, business obligations and the ties of family and friendship, I administer more than a dozen boxen. Being able to install and upgrade
Re:It's still March on the west coast. (Score:3, Funny)
Unlike /. which will post anything without checking for authenticity.
What's wrong with RPM? (Score:2)
This is not the philosophy of package management. It is, however, an easy way to retrieve and install packages. "apt-get" is the utility by which packages are retrieved from other servers, cross-checked with a local database for