Medicine for a Sick Linux Box 140
Squidgee writes "This is the site for "LIAP: Linux In A Pillbox". It is an interesting recovery distro made in the vein of pharmaceuticals; each floppy based 'minidistro' cures one specific Linux ailment. Or, as Luke Komasta (The creator of LIAP) puts it: "My Linux project contains "pills". Each of them is good for one disease, but it doesn't work good enough for another. When you know what you need a Linux for, you may choose a good pill. And of course, as you know, there is no drug which is good for treating all diseases." It's an extremely interesting approach to Linux recovery, and one that appears to be more effective than the other varieties of floppy/mini-cd based recovery systems. Worth downloading in case you ever need it!"
What Pill (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What Pill (Score:2, Interesting)
or possibly
echo "please upgrade my connection to an OC3 immediately and bill to uberadmin@slashdot.org" | mail -s "SOS!" admin@$isp
List of Linux Ailment (Score:1)
Here's the beginning of Linux Ailment:
#1. Where's the MS Windoze ?
#2. Where's the BSOD ?
And you can continue from here.
Diagnostic disk? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Diagnostic disk? (Score:1)
Then, i can buy the pills
Re:Diagnostic disk? (Score:2)
blue pill ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:blue pill ? (Score:2)
Re:blue pill ? (Score:1)
I took the: (Score:1)
Linux rules, and nothing will tear me away from it! The real world, and the crash world, simply SUCK. Trees can't be tied up searching for Pi. Windows would crash before finding it. Dos would give me several hundred "no command or filename" errors in the process.
I took the Red Pill, and I am proud of it.
Re:I took the: (Score:2)
A pill for . . (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A pill for . . (Score:1)
Re:A pill for . . (Score:1)
Then again, if your floppy drive is borked, or the controller chip is, its a whole different enchalada.
Re:A pill for . . (Score:1)
Pills? (Score:4, Funny)
The "Blue pill" returns your Linux machine back to normal function. The "Red pill" puts a trace on the kernel, and "shows you just how deep the rabbit hole goes...."
Soko
Re:Pills? (Score:1)
That's just the way it goes.
Hardly new (Score:2)
I still occasionnally download a boot+rescue root disk to repair a screwed-up system that fails to boot, even when said machine isn't running Slack.
Re:Hardly new (Score:3, Interesting)
Not enought (Score:2)
Of course, that's why God gave us zipdisks. . .
Re:Not enought (Score:1)
Re:Hardly new (Score:2, Insightful)
Yeah, and you're thinking the first wheel was perfectly round and smooth?
Re:Hardly new (Score:1)
Re:Hardly new (Score:1)
This "Linux Pill Box" thing primarily has novelty value, it's not really that useful. Even if your computer can't boot cd-roms, you'd still be better off with a floppy containing a minimal kernel, some flavor of fsck and a text editor. You can solve most immediate problems with that. Once you can boot your system again, you can take care of the rest.
Re:Hardly new (Score:1)
Re:Hardly new (Score:1)
Not to mention that you'll need at least *some* knowledge to be able to fix Linux disasters.
Re:Hardly new (Score:1)
As long as they don't log in as root, they shouldn't be able to make any major damage in the first case. In that case the recovery procedure just has to do something like this:
cd
mv luser oldfiles
cp -a
chown luser:luser -R luser
mv oldfiles luser
Naw.. (Score:3, Insightful)
For me a bootable CD solution like Knoppix [knopper.net] is a much better choice for a recovery disk.
Re:Naw.. (Score:3, Insightful)
Emergency disk repair via a nice gui!
Network scanning via nmap and ethereal. How cool is it to be able to plug into a compromised network and scan it without worrying about your system.
Ssh and vnc for admin without having to install it on your machine. This is great if you only have access to windows machine and don't want to have to download/install and software.
Secure web surfing. Want to check your email or do something else online that won't leave cookies etc on the local machine?
Great way to demo for people new to linux and let them learn linux without fear of them destroying their machine. This really would work great in a classroom setting and sure as hell beats having to reghost the machines every day.
You get a usuable full featured linux system on any machine with a cdrom. It really is very usuable as a desktop on any half decent machine. The only time it felt slow was when launching Open Office. Every other app launched faster than I though it would.
I know its not a new concept and others are available but its the best I've used so far,and should go in any admin's toolkit.
Dear god (Score:5, Insightful)
meaningless, obfuscating metaphors (Score:2)
Re:meaningless, obfuscating metaphors (Score:1)
they're metaphors (Score:3, Informative)
Jargon does not start as jargon, only after it's used has been established in their technical context are they considered the "jargon" or idioms of the field.
Jargon terms have only three origins:
- Metaphors: process, kill, zombie, kernel, pipe, thread, batch, stack, etc.
- Codes and Acronyms: tcp, lisp, java, pc, minix, perl, etc.
- Idiotic Puns: more, less, archie, most shell commands.
Some, like GIMP, UNIX or GNU have mixed origins, but I'll let you decide which origins are present in the mix.
Not only are most computer science terms based on metaphors, very few people expect you to understand them properly without the metaphors. That makes learning concepts more difficult, and makes knowledge incomplete and not-portable.
Re:they're metaphors (Score:2)
A metaphor for a zombie process would be if you called it a "dead limb still hanging to a live tree" or something like that. It's certainly the case that the "process tree" is a metaphor, as the concept is usually taught and understood as a metaphor.
The reason for my response was to express that there's a difference between concepts that are understood as metaphors and concepts that are only named as metaphors. If you attempt to understand a complex concept using a metaphor, your understanding is limited to the quality of the metaphor. But jargon, merely naming a concept after a convenient metaphor, is not the same thing. No Unix I've seen has a "shotgun" command to do away with zombie processes. Imagine if they did, though; that would result in sysadmins who said "zombie process? just click on the shotgun" and they wouldn't have any clue what was really going on. That's what the concern is.
Re:they're metaphors (Score:2)
for the non-programmers (Score:2)
The metaphor extends a bit more, because you can't kill a zombie process the way you can kill normal processes - because you can't kill something that's already dead =)
Re:they're metaphors (Score:1)
One word: sysadmin-doom :-P
Re:meaningless, obfuscating metaphors (Score:1)
Au contraire. A human zombie has no soul, no mind. All that remains for him is for the grim reaper to take his body. It's an excellent metaphore for what happens to a Unix process after it has exited, but before it's process slot gets deleted.
Re:Dear god (Score:1)
Re:Dear god (Score:1)
Re:Dear god (Score:1)
Re:Dear god (Score:1)
I think if you told the average person you have an image manipulation program on you computer they would go huh? But if you said I have a photoshop on my computer the would understand it at least had to do with photo images. I would call my IMP something like Photonator or something catchy like that. Or maybe photo slop, that would easily tell people it is a photoshop work alike.
Re: Metaphors for New Users - Linux Dissent (Score:2)
Do Linux users want to be treated like babies all of a sudden? I know I certainly don't. And, somehow, I don't believe the linux community in general is going to be too impressed with useful utility encased in meaningless, obfuscating metaphors.
I will be.
If Linux is ever going to replace Windows as a viable desktop operating system - which I think the majority of the Linux community rightly wants - then it's time to get your head out of the sand and look at the reality.
I'm typing this on a Windows XP box at work. It's not by choice that I am using Windows, in fact, I have defenestrated my home computers despite several problems with Linux as a viable desktop operating system [glowingplate.com].
This XP box is insipid, insulting, cartoonish, wasteful of CPU cycles and hardware resources. And, I think, Windows is almost at the point where any idiot can use it.
If you've ever done a stint in tech support, you know how the operating system must pander to the idiot who doesn't realize that a case sensitive password must be entered with the Caps Lock in the same mode as it was when the password was created.
Linux should not go this way by default, or else we will drive away both power users and developers.
But there's plenty of room for distributions and tools which are designed to make Linux easy for the proles to handle.
Don't knock them, applaud them. Unless you want to see all Internet protocols commoditized by The Borg.
www.glowingplate.com/dissent [glowingplate.com]
What about making it.... (Score:2, Interesting)
Post the instructions... (Score:1)
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The windows version.... (Score:3, Funny)
One pill makes you larger... (Score:1)
Re:One pill makes you larger... (Score:1)
just wondering... (Score:1)
what we need now... (Score:3, Funny)
Instead of lecithin, vitamin and insulin, we could have crack, lsd and heroin. You could even have a marijuana distro, which of course would be a gateway distro.
Appropriate Packaging (Score:1)
Re:Appropriate Packaging (Score:2)
Re:Appropriate Packaging (Score:1)
Would like comparison disk (Score:4, Insightful)
It would boot from floppy or CD, guaranteeing that it would be in control and not trusting the hard drive for anything at all.
It would contain Tripwire-style keys for every system-installed file in the distribution. When booted, it would check each file against these keys, and output a list of files that do not match.
So, if one has been rooted with a good rootkit that modifies the operating system to cloak hacked files, one could then boot this disk/CD and be sure of being completely in control with a known good operating system. All files on the hard disk would be able to be accessed honestly, for a true comparison!
Does such a tool exist already?
It would be fairly easy to add this to the Red Hat installer. In addition to having an option to install, it would have an option to compare an existing system. It would go through the standard installation steps (choosing partitions, etc.) but compare instead of copy. A byte-for-byte comparison could then be done, for true honesty. If any mismatches are found, it would complain loudly, and give you the option at the end of simply overwriting the changed files (under your control, of course, and on an individual basis).
What do you think? Does such a tool already exist? I would love to use it if it does.
Re:Would like comparison disk (Score:1)
Re:Would like comparison disk (Score:5, Informative)
You can implement this yourself easily enough.
Let's say you want to do it for all the files in /root, /bin, /usr/local/bin and /etc. The following will get you a list of md5sums:
Put the output of that into a file after a fresh install. Save it to disk. At any later point, do it again into another file. Use diff to find the differences.
The wonderful thing about Unix is that you can do this sort of thing with the standard shell and 5 lines of script :P
Re:Would like comparison disk (Score:2, Informative)
Be sure to boot from a known good floppy/cdrom rescue disk for full effectiveness.
Re:Would like comparison disk (Score:2)
Works fine for me on FreeBSD. YMMV.
With xargs, you'll need it to run several instances of the md5 command to avoid having an arguments list that's too long. I'm not sure if this is standard behaviour. Of course, "find .. -exec md5 {}" should also work. Sorry, it was rather late :)
You're right about the -s, that's BSD specific. I guess you could run the overall output through sort.
"md5sum" is a GNU utility (found on most Linux systems), "md5" is the name of a utility written by Rivest (found on FreeBSD systems). Neither is standard.
Open Source - Osiris does most of it (Score:1)
From the Osiris website:
Osiris is a file integrity verification system that can be used to monitor changes to a file system over time. Osiris consists of a pair of applications, osiris and scale. The first application, osiris, is used to collect specific data from the local filesystem and store that data into a database. The second application, scale, is then used to analyze, and/or compare the differences between two databases.
This also keeps an administrator apprised of possible attacks and/or nasty little trojans. The purpose here is to isolate changes that indicate a break-in or a compromised system.
Spelling (Score:1)
link missing (Score:3, Informative)
If you want some working linux distro in a floppy you may look at Tom's [toms.net]. It's my favourite, it helps me install Gentoo Linux [gentoo.org] on some boxes cannot boot from CDROM.
Besides, you can find list of Linux floppy/CD distros here [trash.net]
tomsrtbt linux (Score:1)
Mandrake (Score:2)
I dont know who should ever need this thing, most distros already have a failsafe way of booting the machine (from cd, floppy or even hd).
"Full" system (Score:2)
Of course, there aren't many systems that actually do include these things yet, so that could be the only reason.
Warning (Score:1)
Re:Warning (Score:1)
In Windows land (Score:1)
Amazingly enough with XP I have actually seen cases where less and less things work with each continuous fresh install of the OS though, heh.
Re:In Windows land (Score:1)
SuperRescue (Score:3, Interesting)
Doctor, it hurts when I do this! (Score:3, Interesting)
A better name? (Score:2, Insightful)
so which pill do you take to... (Score:2)
Which pill do you take if you want to learn to read good and do other things good too?
Let me guess... (Score:1)
Also available on Memory Stick media (Score:1)
Re:What the F**K?? (Score:1)
Re:What the F**K?? (Score:1)
My very simple retort is this: had I been simply trolling I would have posted anonymously.
Hey, didn't *YOU* post anonymously??
(Now, if you want to say I have no life since I was obviously monitoring responses... well... I'm forced to admint I have no good response for that.)
Re:Yeah...what the FUCK (Score:1)
Dude, what are you smoking? Not everybody has a hidden agenda. Not everybody is trying to change the world. I said EXACTLY what I meant.
But I digress. Arguing with anonymous posters is pretty silly, I do admit I look foolish for doing so.
Re:What the F**K?? (Score:2)
Well if my experience is anything to go by, broken Microsoft Windows systems
Otherwise it's like you don't do away with the fire department just because you have flameproof shingles on the roof.