schliz writes: The Australian Securities Exchange (ASX) was closed for business for most of this morning, after a "connectivity issue" affected some brokers but not others. Trading was suspended from 10.05am to about 2pm. The issue was resolved with the exchange's software vendor, NASDAQ OMX.
An egghead is one who stands firmly on both feet, in mid-air, on both
sides of an issue.
-- Homer Ferguson