therealobsideus writes: "DISH Network and Blockbuster have called an ominous press release tomorrow, simply stating that they are announcing the "most comprehensive entertainment package ever." Their event, "A Stream Come True," is said to announce DISH/Blockbuster's Netflix competitor."
It was pity stayed his hand.
"Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein