World's First Linux Powered Rifle Announced 272
stevew writes "Following up our earlier discussion about whether guns should be self-aware comes the announcement of the world's first Linux-powered rifle. A startup attending CES was showing how their 'Precision Guided Firearms' would use customized, computerized scopes to assist with aiming. 'The Linux-powered scope produces a display that looks something like the heads-up display you'd see sitting in the cockpit of a fighter jet, showing the weapon's compass orientation, cant, and incline. To shoot at something, you first "mark" it using a button near the trigger. Marking a target illuminates it with the tracking scope's built-in laser, and the target gains a pip in the scope's display. When a target is marked, the tracking scope takes into account the range of the target, the ambient temperature and humidity, the age of the barrel, and a whole boatload of other parameters. It quickly reorients the display so the crosshairs in the center accurately show where the round will go.'"
gotta ask (Score:5, Funny)
But does it run Windows?
So.. (Score:5, Funny)
Guns don't kill people, linux does.
Re:gotta ask (Score:5, Funny)
Oh boy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:gotta ask (Score:5, Funny)
You mean CrossChair Office
or AcrossOffice Chair
Re:gotta ask (Score:2, Funny)
No! Sadly EMACS takes all space on the ROM.
The Windows Version (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Thanks for nothing gun nuts (Score:5, Funny)
You are making me feel shame in my Emacs Cannon
No (Score:4, Funny)
Linux doesn't kill people, Linux users do!
Imagine! (Score:5, Funny)
It's GNU/Linux (Score:5, Funny)
It's GNU/Linux, not GUN/Linux.
Re:gotta ask (Score:3, Funny)
For $17,000 it not only should run Windows, but clean them and make them bulletproof too.
Re:gotta ask (Score:5, Funny)
You have pulled the trigger. You need to restart Windows in order to complete this operation. Would you like to restart now? (restarting in 10s...)
Re:So.. (Score:5, Funny)
Guns don't kill people, linux does.
Yeah, but this model is safer -- you don't pull a trigger, you type "sudo kill -9 ".
Please be careful when entering the target's social security number.
Re:Oh boy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh boy (Score:3, Funny)
No, no!
$ shoot person
I'm sorry Dave but I'm afraid I can't do that!
$ sudo shoot person
OK
Re:gotta ask (Score:5, Funny)
Way to go (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So.. (Score:5, Funny)
When Linux is outlawed, only outlaws will have Linux.
Re:Deer deer me (Score:5, Funny)
Finally .. a killer Linux portable
Finally .. a killer Linux app
Re:So.. (Score:5, Funny)
Linus doesn't kill people, Reiser does.
Re:So.. (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder if they are using ReiserFS in it too?
Re:The Windows Version (Score:5, Funny)
Would that be a Blue Screen of Life?
Re:So.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:gotta ask (Score:5, Funny)
MS Ammo Clippy: "It looks like you are trying to waste a grade school. Would you like some help?"
Re:So.. (Score:5, Funny)
Can we use wildcards? Grep has never been so much fun!
Re:Do Not Want! (Score:5, Funny)
It already changes things substantially. Think about it: sniper teams will now have to consist of a sniper, a spotter and a debugger.
Re:So.. (Score:5, Funny)
grep -v 'government_approved' /the/people.list | target | fire
Zorg runs Linux! (Score:5, Funny)
It's the Replay function of the ZF-1!
Voilà, the ZF.1. It's light, handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties, breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower, titanium recharger, 3,000 round clip with bursts of 3 to 300, with a Replay button--another Zorg invention--it's even easier. One shot and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And, to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies: rocket launcher; arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads; our famous net launcher; and, the always efficient flame thrower--my favorite; and, for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System. http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_f004.htm
Re:gotta ask (Score:5, Funny)
It's CrossChairOffice.Org goddammit! CCO.o
Oooh! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:gotta ask (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So.. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:gotta ask (Score:4, Funny)