NY Stock Exchange Moves To Linux 272
An anonymous reader writes "Even the old mainframe strongholds, the financial markets, are moving away from big iron. The New York Stock Exchange is one of them, as it's leaving the mainframe for AIX and Linux. They're doing it to save money; it seems that transactions are going to cost half as much on Unix and Linux as they did on the mainframe." The first phase of the transition happened last Monday.
Meme wet dream (Score:5, Funny)
In Soviet Russia, Linux-running, chair throwing, Beowulf clusters of shark overlords with laserbeams on their heads welcome you, you insensitive clods!
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Wait, what are we talking about again?
Really? The NYSE? (Score:5, Funny)
Begin the invasion (Score:4, Funny)
Re:That ad about Windows on stock exchange (Score:5, Funny)
"Okay, so how do I register the exchange of a convertible bond on Linux?"
"Er... why would you want to do that?"
"Um
"Well, what's a convertible bond?"
"It's where the holder gets a fixed interest payment and then at maturity, has the option to get a fixed amount of cash, or a fixed amount of stock, his choice."
"That's stupid, you don't need that."
"Um, look, dude, people trade them, so the software has to handle it."
"Well, that's really just a bond attached to a stock option. So just enter it that way."
"Yeah, but in the financial world, it's one transaction."
"Okay
"Holy **** dude, this is a common transaction, why do I have do go through all that every time someone buys a convertible bond?"
"Well, people don't even really buy them that much, do they?"
"I give up."
NY Stock Exchange Moves To Linux (Score:5, Funny)
Happy to help.
umm, not quite... (Score:3, Funny)
should be
"Okay
OK, yeah, that's a decade ago, but it still seemed funny to me.
In News Yet To Be Released News (Score:4, Funny)
Re:TWNBWFM (Score:4, Funny)
Re:That ad about Windows on stock exchange (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Licensing Fees (Score:2, Funny)
The software we ran got more expensive as the system went faster. I never quite understand that pricing scheme, since the software didn't actually do anything NEW.
You bought the more expensive IBM OSs, those ones have less NOPs compiled in.
Re:what was it on before? (Score:1, Funny)
i'm going to hell
Reality versus Advertisements (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Linux is not a replacement for Mainframes (Score:3, Funny)
Well, that's because Linux is an operating system, and a mainframe is a big computer. In fact, Linux runs on some mainframes. Maybe you meant a cluster of PCs running Linux can't replace a mainframe? In that case, it depends on the mainframe and application, but quite often a Linux is up to the job.
> They made a bad financial desicion.
You're right, NYSE and IBM know nothing of financial management. If only they'd come to you for some sound advice before engaging in this madcap plan.
Re:TWNBWFM (Score:3, Funny)
(Hey has Microsoft patented daily crashes yet?)
Yes, but purely as a defensive measure.
Modding (Score:2, Funny)
"You forgot to say "I know I'll be modded down for this." 9/10."
They modded you down for that
Great tip! (Score:3, Funny)
Hey, I typed that in the command prompt and Windows became a lot faster! What did
Re:They are not "moving to Linux" (Score:2, Funny)
Let's not even TALK about the locker room incidents!