Suse Linux Founder Exits Novell 245
csplinter writes write to tell us that SuSE Linux founder Hubert Mantel has resigned from Novell stating "Too late for me. I just decided to leave Suse/Novell. This is no longer the company I founded 13 years ago." Novell confirmed his resignation but had little else to say on the topic. From the article: "Mantel's departure also comes less than a week after Novell announced a major restructuring that would result in 600 layoffs. It's unclear if Mantel's resignation is related to the restructuring."
Re:"Too Late"? (Score:0, Funny)
Re:13 years for what (Score:3, Funny)
who is it unclear to? (Score:5, Funny)
Who is it unclear to? And what are they smoking?
Especially... (Score:5, Funny)
Restructure... (Score:5, Funny)
| that chamaleon got fired. Get used to |
| me: the more efficient, featureful |
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Re:So why no KDE?? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm gonna have to drive by the Weinerschnizel on the way home now, and get a Polish sandwich. Or maybe just some mini corn dogs. Yeah, I think I'll get mini corn dogs. I like the corn dogs *and* the Polish.
The Conversations (Score:4, Funny)
1. Bring that point up at the next meeting.
2. Check with person X to okay Y.
3. Find out when person Z's subordinate has the time to do that task.
4. I know you preferred Option A but the company is doing Option B.
5. Fill out that form and give it to accounting and wait 30 days to get reimbursed.
7. The Board has decided to go a diffferent direction.
8. Let me run that by person A before doing anything.
9. Send me an email about it to remind me....
There's a bunch more probably much funnier too. Join in and add a few!
Re:How is that "insightful"?! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Conversations (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Conversations (Score:4, Funny)
11. Is this initiative compatible with our Mission Statement?
12. Can we proactively leverage vertical syergies to deliver five-nines reliability?
13. We need a subcommittee to work on that aspect of your plan.
14. Now that you've written all that code, we're changing the design specs on you.
15.
16. If there's such a thing as a sub-subcommittee, we'll be needing one of those.
17. We need a cross-departmental task force to get a wider perspective on things.
18. The task force needs to divide itself into committees along departmental lines.
19. We need to make everything top priority!
20. ???
21. PROFIT!
all I have to say is... (Score:5, Funny)
(Apologies to both NOFX and the late Douglas Adams)
Re:who is it unclear to? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:13 years for what (Score:4, Funny)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/04/12/missing_n
(a friend of mine was an admin up there when it happened.)
on the other hand.. i have seen horridly setup stuff.. and the client computers always having issues.. my favorite is watching network packets and seeing printer discovery packets from a school network in greensboro in a school network in wilmington..
Re:13 years for what (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Who cares? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:"Too Late"? (Score:3, Funny)
Its, umm, Bladerunner. Right before he left Novell he reportedly also said, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
Dramatic fellow. Maybe he should be an actor.
Re:K5ARP, we love you (Score:3, Funny)