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Adolf Hitroll (562418)

Adolf Hitroll
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http://goatse.cz/

Slashdot... Come for the goatse, stay for the trolls...

Journal of Adolf Hitroll (562418)

Improve /. : give me godlike mod rights!

Wednesday August 27, @04:21AM
The Matrix

Moderation has reached a new low: I started the most interesting thread of yesterday and, because of my name (I guess some similarly named fuck made it to a terror-watch list), they keep insinuating I'm flamebaiting no-livers...

What about giving me godlike mod right so that I can make this board much better for intelligent people instead of just politically correct for no-life self-proclaimed nerds?

Taco? Do you read me? This is a serious offer.

Al Gore's "Global asswiping"

Thursday August 21, @03:16AM
The Almighty Buck

A mathematical proof that there is no "climate crisis" has been published in debate on global warming in Physics and Society, a scientific publication of the 46,000-strong American Physical Society.
The published paper reveals that:

  • The IPCC's 2007 climate summary overstated CO2's impact on temperature by 500-2000%;
  • CO2 enrichment will add little more than 1 F (0.6 C) to global mean surface temperature by 2100;
  • Not one of the three key variables whose product is climate sensitivity can be measured directly;
  • The IPCC's values for these key variables are taken from only four published papers, not 2,500;
  • The IPCC's values for each of the three variables, and hence for climate sensitivity, are overstated;
  • "Global warming" halted ten years ago, and surface temperature has been falling for seven years;
  • Not one of the computer models relied upon by the IPCC predicted so long and rapid a cooling;
  • The IPCC inserted a table into the scientists' draft, overstating the effect of ice-melt by 1000%;
  • It was proved 50 years ago that predicting climate more than two weeks ahead is impossible;
  • Mars, Jupiter, Neptune's largest moon, and Pluto warmed at the same time as Earth warmed;
  • In the past 70 years the Sun was more active than at almost any other time in the past 11,400 years.

Also note that Al Gore co-owns a carbon emission parts resselling company...

Fuck "Watchmen"

Wednesday August 20, @09:23AM
Movies

Who cares about that, it's just a fucking movie and the novel itself was just a bunch of entwined stories, each with a boring plot, as well as unsympathetic characters. Not only that but this movie would also be done by the cretin who shat his lack of talent upon Miller's "300"...

So what, the movie won't come because Ameritards love their political system and the way it allow the bigger guys to screw the smaller and, eventually, other big guys when they can.

So, instead of whinning about how having that movie coming too late will destroy your lives, why don't you just focus on what's real, such as that beginning war in Georgia which is due to your overlords' cupidity and not to the Russians'?

Fuck you.

Flamebait?

Thursday July 24, @05:04AM
Social Networks

When I see such moderation, I guess the mods have even less life than they did before I switched to this account...

Is this pornography?

Thursday May 15, @08:18AM
Censorship

Altough my screen name is trollish, the question I'm about to ask is not.

Do you consider this picture (warning: Goatse link!, but this is my point) to be pornographic?

Let's get through it: Shocking? Yes. It's the intended purpose. Graphical? Yes. Disgusting? well, the first time, it sure is. Sexual? This is where I don't know.

I truely desire to have an answer to this question: is the goatse pornographic? and... btw... please state whether you own a cat or not while answering.