NervousWreck writes: Physicists report that tidal conditions are affecting the hardware at the LHC. In other news, scientists and technicians are asked to join the effort searching the area for a werewolf reported to be living near Lake Geneva. Link to Original Source
"Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts
most subtly on the human will."
-- Virginia Woolf, "Mrs. Dalloway"