eldavojohn writes: When a movie is directed by, produced by, written by and stars a fertilizer salesman from El Paso, you get a unique kind of bad movie that can only be made tolerable by Mystery Science Theater 3000 (it's so bad it's well documented as the worst movie ever made). Well, news is beginning to escalate past rumors into reports that a Manos sequel is in the works. A seriously devoted Torgo fan has put up videos indicating a high level of devotion to complete a sequel with as many original cast members as he can muster including Jackey Raye Neyman Jones and Bernie Rosenblum (unfortunately the original Torgo actor took his own life shortly after Manos was filmed). They are taking a page from Ed Wood's playbook and have secured a WWE wrestler as an "actor". The film will be titled "Manos:The Search for Valley Lodge" which I believe is a reference to the beginning of the original plot line in the harrowing 74 minute feature film. How much random countryside footage will the Master approve of in this film? Link to Original Source
I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few
simple heuristics you have to remember...
Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.