Reiser4 File System Still In Development 317
An anonymous reader writes "Reiser4 still hasn't been merged into the mainline Linux kernel, but it's still being worked on by a small group of developers following Hans Reiser being convicted for murdering his wife. Reiser4 was updated in September on SourceForge to work with the Linux 3.5 kernel and has been benchmarked against EXT4, Btrfs, XFS, and ReiserFS. Reiser4 loses out in most of the Linux file-system performance tests, has much stigma due to Hans Reiser, and Btrfs is surpassing it feature-wise, so does it have any future in Linux ahead?"
Re:Rename it (Score:5, Funny)
BundyFs4.
Re:Rename it (Score:5, Funny)
If you can find any name that's not related to murdering your wife, go for it. Bonus points if it's catchy.
My vote for MRDRFS.
Murder joke thread! (Score:5, Funny)
There's going to be a few off color jokes. May as well get started.
* It's a killer filesystem.
* My disk died. Was ReiserFS the murderer?
* It's more cutting edge than Reiser's knife.
Re:Time to let it go... (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, let the project die. And bury it. Out in the woods somewhere. After reading a book about how to retire a project. And be sure to wash the comments out of the repository.
Re:Rename it (Score:5, Funny)
You're talking to people who can't find a spouse, they're totally in another world of reality. The shock of waking up next to a living, breathing woman every day would be enough to keep them in newlywed shock for 50 years.
KillerFS (Score:5, Funny)
If you can't change it, embrace it!
People always say X is the killer FS, no Y is the killer FS. Well, this one really is.
Dark humor aside, back in 2003-2004 in my university lab we were running a project that required processing of massive amounts of small files. I had trial runs over the linux file systems of the era and Reiser (I guess version 3 back then?) was so much faster in that context that it could actually save significant processing time. So it I always thought it a real shame that the main developer committed murder and development pretty much stopped back then. Yeah, there are now faster and better FSs, but perhaps Reiser would be a great option as well.
Re:Time to let it go... (Score:5, Funny)
One of the strneghts, and weaknesses, of the OSS community is trying bunches of things in parrell to see which ones pan out well. But after a point, it is probably better to just like a project die.
Re:Why would you even care? (Score:5, Funny)
Nah, truly incredible programmers trap SIGKILL.
Re:Rename it (Score:5, Funny)
REDRUMFS. As long as you don't use it for mirroring, no one will know.
Re:Rename it (Score:5, Funny)
Let me guess... She reads Slashdot and you're covering your ass?
Al Bundy (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Rename it (Score:4, Funny)
Nothing quite as romantic as weighing the positives and negatives of murdering your spouse.
Re:Rename it (Score:5, Funny)
Following in the tradition of Unity Desktop, it should be renamed MaritalBlissFS.
Re:Rename it (Score:4, Funny)
As a man married for 5 years now I'd have to say no, no I haven't thought about murdering my wife.
Re:Al Bundy (Score:4, Funny)
I don't think it's appropriate to refer to serial killings as a comedy.
Re:Rename it (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, man, you guys kill me!
Re:KillerFS (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, there are now faster and better FSs, but perhaps Reiser would be a great option as well.
The problem is vendor lock-in.
Re:KillerFS (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Rename it (Score:3, Funny)
Geek points dropped if you can't separate a filesystem from the actions of it's original author. Hell if the article hadn't shouted it out, again it wouldn't have been the first thing that popped into my mind. (thanks for that).
This far on the only people who should give a shit are the people directly affected by the crime.
Bad things happen, move on.
Humanity points dropped if you can completely separate a software product from the actions of its original author - why help spread ReiserFS and give him the satisfaction of seeing his filesystem grow into one of the most popular Linux filesystems? I'd rather let him watch his brainchild die.
Why is it ok for those who were directly affected by the crime to give a shit, but those of us who were appalled at the crime but not directly affected should just pretend it never happened?
Kernel Merge Expected (Score:5, Funny)
in 20 years to life.
Re:Rename it (Score:5, Funny)
If you can find any name that's not related to murdering your wife, go for it. Bonus points if it's catchy.
I though they were changing it to "Open Journaling FileSystem".