Interview With the Author of "Mastering Cat" 243
Shlomi Fish writes "O'Reilly is publishing a new book titled 'Mastering cat,' about the UNIX 'cat' command. Here is an interview O'Reilly-Net conducted with the author about it. Read it to see if this book should be part of your bookshelf of technical books."
How about the followup? (Score:3, Funny)
?tac gniretsam
I tried mastering cat. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How about the followup? (Score:5, Funny)
I'd prefer the follow up "Mastering Pussy"
Re:Frist Psot? (Score:4, Funny)
How hard is it to get CAT to work with HURD? (Score:5, Funny)
O HAI (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I am not reading any more Slashdot until (Score:1, Funny)
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In the news today, a group of IT professionals ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How hard is it to get CAT to work with HURD? (Score:5, Funny)
Neuter to decrease aggression (Score:5, Funny)
Still Waiting (Score:4, Funny)
Re:O HAI (Score:5, Funny)
I knew it... lolcats is a grassroots movement started by the Libertarians to... uhh... get... cheezeburgers?
I'm more intersted in tail than cat. (Score:5, Funny)
If they released a book on how to master tail (heck, even find tail), it would change slashdot forever.
Re:How about the followup? (Score:5, Funny)
rob@thinkpad:~$ pussy
bash: pussy: command not found
rob@thinkpad:~$ man pussy
No manual entry for pussy
Pussy doesn't even exist ...
Here goes: (Score:5, Funny)
Wed Apr 1 13:31:50 EDT 2009
~# links2 -dump http://slashdot.org/ [slashdot.org] >> humortest.txt
~# cat humortest.txt | grep $somethingfunny
~#
Talk to the guys at (Score:3, Funny)
EDS [youtube.com].
Re:I use... (Score:5, Funny)
...Schroeder's cat. If it works, you don't know it, but if it doesn't you have to try again until you get it to work (if you can tell that it worked anyway). Then the pipe comes out to stop my mind frying.
That's "Schrodinger's cat". Your license to make quantum mechanics jokes is hereby revoked. To make sure you don't try to take your license back, we're going to keep you updated on its current velocity.
Re:Neuter to decrease aggression (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm more intersted in tail than cat. (Score:5, Funny)
That would be useful. And if there was one on mastering head, I'd buy it for the GF...
Re:I use... (Score:2, Funny)
Upcoming second edition in 2012 (Score:5, Funny)
The second edition of "Mastering Cat" will include in-depth coverage of the use of "cat" in the new generation of object-oriented Unix shells. Key topics will include:
You think I'm joking? Watch me. Hopefully what I come up with won't be quite the nightmare I'm trying to describe above. :D
Re:How about the followup? (Score:5, Funny)
That's strange. When I try:
h4rm0ny@mybox~$ grep -r pussy *
I get lots and lots of results.
But... (Score:5, Funny)
it's not even Caturday yet.
Re:How about the followup? (Score:3, Funny)
I think it would tend to be more of a self help book than a technical tome though...
Re:Frist Psot? (Score:5, Funny)
Well, it is like regular Descent [wikipedia.org], except rather than flying through caves, you are flying through a dry, arid desert area. And rather than lasers and smart bombs, you get a spear. If lucky, you get a power up weapon of a coke bottle that comes to you from the gods in the sky.
In case you were wondering what the book's like... (Score:2, Funny)
here's a what a simple cat implementation looks like (The book leeaves additional features as an exercise to the reader):
Re:How about the followup? (Score:5, Funny)
No manual entry for pussy
I think I see the problem here - try starting her off with 3 or 4 vodka appletinis.
Re:Neuter to decrease aggression (Score:5, Funny)
How do you remove testes recursively? Are cat testes like Russian dolls? If so, is this somehow related to them having nine lives? Perhaps it makes sense. To kill a cat with any certainty you'd have to do something like
kill -9 $(ps axe | cut -d" " -f1 | tail -1 | head | cat)
which - as we know - is an arcane Unixish incantation to kill the cat by putting it in a bag and cutting somewhere between the tail and head with an axe nine times.
Or maybe you meant rm -f
P.S. I take no responsibility if you're stupid enough to run that command. Anything or nothing could happen.
Re:Here goes: (Score:3, Funny)
P.S. thanks for introducing me to the phrase "UUOC," now I have something funny to read!
Re:Neuter to decrease aggression (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm more intersted in tail than cat. (Score:4, Funny)
Alternatively, you could master head. I hear there's demand for it in certain log processing circles.
Wrong cover (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Frist Psot? (Score:2, Funny)
Does the bottle need to be returned at the end of the game, though? Or is that a bonus mission?
Re:I'm more intersted in tail than cat. (Score:5, Funny)
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WHOOSH
Re:Neuter to decrease aggression (Score:3, Funny)
Misreading Title (was:I tried mastering cat) (Score:1, Funny)
That's probably because you misread the title as masturbating when it should have been mastering. (Sorry, it had to be said.)
Re:How about the followup? (Score:4, Funny)
bash: vodka: command not found
pparadis@alpha:~$ appletini
bash: appletini: command not found
pparadis@alpha:~$ tequila
bash: tequila: command not found
pparadis@alpha:~$ liquor
bash: liquor: command not found
pparadis@alpha:~$ beer
The program 'beer' is currently not installed.
You can install it by typing:
sudo apt-get install gerstensaft
bash: beer: command not found
Wow, I'm off to install beer on my laptop now.
Re:How about the followup? (Score:5, Funny)
pussy does exist, however there is no documentation for it, so you have to figure it out for yourself.
The other thing is, it isn't in $PATH, and slocate doesn't index it, so finding it is an exercise in itself.
Re:Neuter to decrease aggression (Score:4, Funny)
Inside the testes are smaller cats with smaller testes... In fact, it's the ever-shrinking copies of cats with testes all the way down.
Re:I use... (Score:4, Funny)
That's "Schrodinger's cat". Your license to make quantum mechanics jokes is hereby revoked.
That's Schrödinger's cat. Your licence to use Latin characters outside the 7-bit ASCII range is hereby revoked.
Well, I don't have a license to use Latin characters outside the 7-bit ASCII range - which accounts for why I didn't. :D
But, still, touche. (D'oh! I did it again!)
Re:Here goes: (Score:4, Funny)
You must not have gotten to the chapter entitled "Advanced Cat" (page 2). Cat can also be used as a target for piped output.
Try: ~# wget -o /dev/null -O - http://www.slashdot.org/ [slashdot.org] | cat | cat | cat | grep $somethingfunny
~#
Voila! No temp file needed. And all due to the power of cat (hint: the third one is the most important.)
obscurix (Score:2, Funny)
schroedinger>mkdir
then
schroedinger>mv cat
Then when I went to look in
schroedinger>ls
cat cat.dead
it's not in the manual...