Linux Foundation Asks Who Says "I'm Linux" Best 459
An anonymous reader writes "Everyone has seen Apple's clever 'I'm a Mac' ads, and Microsoft's attempted responses, first with Jerry Seinfeld, and next with 'I'm a PC.' The Linux Foundation tries to fire back with its community-generated 'We're Linux' video contest: all of the eligible videos have now been submitted and are ready to be voted on. Thankfully, the quality of Linux is much higher than the quality of some of these entries: entries range from the hilarious but inappropriate, to the well-made but creepy, to the 'I'm sure it sounded good in your head.' Thankfully, there are one or two that could actually be real commercials."
Evil Geniuses Use Linux (Score:5, Funny)
ahttp://ubergeek.tv/article.php?pid=54
Re:Evil Geniuses Use Linux (Score:3, Funny)
Whatever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, and late night tv?
Already Slashdotted (Score:4, Funny)
I am Linux (Score:5, Funny)
Oops (Score:5, Funny)
Linux marketing = epic win.
Samuel L Jackson.... (Score:5, Funny)
Reprising his role as Jules from Pulp Fiction:
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch, who turns out to be Steve Jobs, turns to talk to Bill Gates] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Linus Torvalds look like?
Bill: What?
Jules: What OS do you run?
Bill: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no OS I've ever heard of. They have a usable command line in What?
Bill: What?
Jules: Usable command line, mother fucker, do you have one?
Bill: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Bill: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Linus Torvalds looks like!
Bill: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
[end scene, fade out with Linux, Operating System of Bad Mother Fuckers everywhere]
Re:Already Slashdotted (Score:2, Funny)
PDT? What's that as a unix timestamp
Re:What a second... (Score:3, Funny)
At some point, PC became synonymous with Microsoft Windows. I am not sure when that happened. All I know is that I didn't get a memo.
Re:Didn't Novell already do this? (Score:5, Funny)
Shhhh!! It's just a talent contest for the geeks who didn't get to be in one in high school. Don't spoil their chance to wear a nice gown and walk down the aisle just once.
mac vs pc: stallman vs. torvalds (Score:5, Funny)
Torvalds: "Hello, I'm linux."
Stallman: "You should really refer to him as GNU/linux, and me too."
Torvalds: "We reliably operate huge numbers of servers, embedded devices and personal computers and have support for a a huge array of hardware devices."
Stallman: "But most importantly, we allow you to have the freedom share your ideas with others and be able to use other's ideas enriching all of us simultaneously."
Torvalds: "...and making big bank."
Stallman: "uhh, what?"
Re:I'm Debian (Score:5, Funny)
They all suck (Score:2, Funny)
I checked them out yesterday and they're all shit. If any of them got aired on the mainstream media then I'm wiping my Ubuntu partition and installing Vista
Re:What a second... (Score:5, Funny)
Mac: "I'm a Mac."
Linux: "I'm a PC. Because you see Linux actually runs on PC hardware, so it's a fallacy to refer to only Windoze machines a PCs.
Mac: "ummm..."
Linux (standing up, and brushing cheeto dust from beard): "In fact, to be pedantic, Mac's are PCs too in the more general sense of the term since PC stands for personal computer, and Mac's are certainly computers designed for personal use. Really we are all PCs. I really hate how M$ has appropriated that term for it's own platforms when the term is equally applicable to linux machines as well..."
Mac: "please...kill me now."
Re:Already Slashdotted (Score:5, Funny)
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I know it was a joke, but I really couldn't help myself.
Re:Slackware (Score:5, Funny)
Like the God Amen, Slackware created himself.
I thought that was Gentoo.
Re:Evil Geniuses Use Linux (Score:4, Funny)
Hi, I'm Linux (Score:5, Funny)
Hi, I'm linux and the load on my server is getting very h
404 file not found
Re:Slackware (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slackware (Score:5, Funny)
No, Gentoo is the future incarnation, which is yet to finish creating itself.
Re:Oops (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm Debian (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slackware (Score:5, Funny)
"And Lo! The Lord did sayeth 'emerge earth' and he did wait five days and five nights. Verily he did then adjust his holy USE flags, and then did emerge again!"
Spoiler alert, he eventually created the world after spending a lot of time compiling from source. Later, on the forums, he bragged he did it in seven days and that everybody who couldn't do it that was either a noob or needed a faster computer.
Re:What a second... (Score:5, Funny)
Linux: "And that's another thing. 'kill' is a UNIX command, and as we all know, Macs are UNIX machines underneath (technically BSD UNIX), so, yeah, you could invoke 'kill' once you know your PID. Really, you're not a Mac, you're a UNIX machine, derived via a NextStep machine and tweaked to look like a Mac. You're a prettied-up UNIX-like machine just like me! We're practically brothers!" [Big, kind of scary-looking, cheetoes-laden smile at the end as he tries to hug Mac]
Mac: [Slowly starts stepping sideways out of the picture]
Script (Score:5, Funny)
[Cut to suburban home basement. Room contains boxspring mattress, cinderblock and plank bookshelf, and cable spool table. On the floor is indoor/outdoor kitchen-print carpet. On the walls are a selection of tattered scifi movie posters, including Natalie Portman in torn jumpsuit poster from Episode II. Glow in the dark stars dot the ceiling, from which dangle several hand painted styrofoam "planets". There is a stack of obsolete game consoles in the corner. Computer in aluminum and plexiglass supertower case with purple lighting is next to table, on which are two unmatched LCD monitors. Pale overweight adolescent enters from stage left. He is wearing black jeans, and black tee-shirt with penguin and wildebeest motif. The hair is short spiked dyed pink, but black roots are prominent.]
Adolescent: "I am Linux! Ph3&r me!"
[Cue jingle. Wipe to series logo.]
Re:Samuel L Jackson.... (Score:1, Funny)
My turn to get Tarantino: Mac is like The Bride in Kill Bill: Brutally attacked and left for dead (the '90s), it's back, kicking ass, and taking revenge.
Re:mac vs pc: stallman vs. torvalds (Score:3, Funny)
Oooh, I see we've offended the religious community!
Re:What a second... (Score:1, Funny)
Linux: kill -9 me
Re:I'm Debian (Score:4, Funny)
Slackware ended up being a good system too, and much earlier.
p.s. Debian 1.0 would have been released a year earlier, but they were still arguing whether the DFSG was in violation of the DFSG.
Re:I'm Debian (Score:3, Funny)
p.s. Debian 1.0 would have been released a year earlier, but they were still arguing whether the DFSG was in violation of the DFSG.
They still haven't figured it out.
Re:Slackware (Score:5, Funny)
"And Lo! The Lord did sayeth 'emerge earth' and he did wait five days and five nights. Verily he did then adjust his holy USE flags, and then did emerge again!"
Spoiler alert, he eventually created the world after spending a lot of time compiling from source. Later, on the forums, he bragged he did it in seven days and that everybody who couldn't do it that was either a noob or needed a faster computer.
That came back to bite him when he had to do a zero write flood and clean install from a huge arkive (sounds like Ubu' to me).
Re:Slackware (Score:3, Funny)
"And Lo! The Lord did sayeth 'emerge earth' and he did wait five days and five nights. Verily he did then adjust his holy USE flags, and then did emerge again!"
Spoiler alert, he eventually created the world after spending a lot of time compiling from source. Later, on the forums, he bragged he did it in seven days and that everybody who couldn't do it that was either a noob or needed a faster computer.
Imagine His surprise upon learning that one of His angels had the evil bit set...
Re:What a second... (Score:5, Funny)
God, I can just see RMS doing that commercial. Only the commercial would be about 15 minutes long, and would contain multiple instances when he exclaimed "GNU stands for GNU's not UNIX! It's a HACK!!!"
Re:They all suck (Score:1, Funny)
Man, if it were anyone else, we'd just say "Sayonara and good riddance", but NOT YOU! Ubuntu just can't lose you.
The top row of the keyboard is pretty damn important.
Re:Evil Geniuses Use Linux (Score:4, Funny)
Alex, the question is...... 3 things your wife likes more than you?
Re:And that so sums up Linux... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm Debian (Score:1, Funny)
Yes...
OGG: The compression choice of Erwin Schrödinger and discriminating scientists everywhere.
Re:Slackware (Score:1, Funny)
Then the Deamon sayith "make world" and wooptieth it was doneith.
Re:What a second... (Score:4, Funny)
Mac: "I'm a PC"
PC: "And I'm a P - whaa? Goddamnit Mac, have you been talking to Linux again?."
* PC bitchslaps Mac upside the head
Mac (hurt): "Aww, Pee Cee."
* Linux jumps up and down laughing maniacally
Re:Slackware (Score:5, Funny)
Imagine His surprise upon learning that one of His angels had the evil bit set...
And thus was the first daemon spawned.
Re:I'm Debian (Score:1, Funny)