SCO Receives Nasdaq's Delisting Notice 208
An anonymous reader writes "This somewhat amusing press release of sorts tells us one of those things we've all been waiting a while for. SCO(X) has announced that 'it received a Nasdaq Staff Determination letter on December 21, 2007 indicating that as a result of having filed for protection under Chapter 11 of the U.S. Bankruptcy Code, the Nasdaq Listing Qualifications Panel has determined to delist the company's securities from the Nasdaq Stock Market and will suspend trading of the securities effective at the open of business on Thursday, December 27, 2007.' PJ at Groklaw has surmised that with effectively zero cash resources left, Novell doesn't stand to get much more than SCO's furniture, if even that.
Ding dong, is the wicked witch finally dead yet?"
Obligatory Futurama Reference (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder if you could get a sandwich with SCO stock right now. . . .
In the words of the great orator Nelson... (Score:3, Funny)
Haha!
Re:New stock symbol (Score:4, Funny)
Re:If there was any proof.... (Score:5, Funny)
Okay then (Score:5, Funny)
I'm fine with that. One of my friends in Redmond could use a few more chairs.
Miguel.
And so.. (Score:5, Funny)
And let us say:
Bwa ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.
Ha.
Not dead yet (Score:5, Funny)
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I'm not dead yet
SCO yard sale (Score:3, Funny)
Chairs... conference tables... lights... cubicles... free copy of Unix with each purchase...
poor SCO (Score:4, Funny)
The very best thing about this press release (Score:5, Funny)
SCO's furniture (Score:4, Funny)
Redundant karma whoring (Score:5, Funny)
From http://bash.org/?106579
Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.
<SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
<novell>
<novell> whoops. was that out loud?
<atnt> rotfl
<ibm> lol
<SCO> why r u laffin at me?
<novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
<SCO> wtf?
<SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.
<red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.
<novell> lol
<atnt> lol
<ibm> lol
<SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
<ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
<SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM.
<SCO> can we do linux with you?
<SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...
<ibm> *cough*
<SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
* SCO is now caldera[UL]
<turbolinux> can we play?
<conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.
<ibm> sure!
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
<ibm> redhat: you should join!
<SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
<red_hat> haha. no.
<red_hat> lamers.
<ibm> what about you debian?
<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
<caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!
<turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.
<caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.
* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
<SCO> i'm going back to unix.
<SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?
<SCO> haha. no. lamer.
<novell> lol
<ibm> snap!
<SGI>
<SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.
<ibm> wtf?
<SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
<red_hat> lol
<SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen
<ibm> lol
<SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
<ibm> go ahead. baby.
<SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
<ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
<novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
<SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.
<novell> whoops. our bad.
<SCO> i own u. haha
<SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!
<ibm> whatever. lamer.
* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)
Re:If there was any proof.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ding dong (Score:5, Funny)
I'll liquidate it for them (Score:5, Funny)
Novell doesn't stand to get much more than SCO's furniture,
I'll be happy to liquidate it for them. Imagine being able to sell SCO office furniture on eBay? Along with a certificate of authenticity. Heck, I'd bid on a piece myself. It's like owning a piece of the Titanic of tech history.
Re:New stock symbol (Score:4, Funny)
Re:If there was any proof.... (Score:3, Funny)
Not dead according to them! (Score:5, Funny)
SCO intends to maintain business as usual throughout the Chapter 11 proceedings. Subject to court approval, SCO will use the cash flow from its operations to meet its capital needs throughout the reorganization process.
Other companies such as Delta Airlines, Texaco, Dow Corning, K-Mart, United Airlines, Toys R' Us, Macy's Department Stores and others have emerged from Chapter 11 protection after restructuring themselves for success. We intend to do the same.
Re:If there was any proof.... (Score:5, Funny)
2. Duck
3. Sell chair back to Ballmer
4. Duck
5. goto 3
6. profit
How do I get to 6 again?
Restructuring for success - Top Ten list (Score:3, Funny)
Ok, let's do a David Letterman style top-10 list on ways SCO could "restructure themselves for success"! Ready?
Re:If there was any proof.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:If there was any proof.... (Score:4, Funny)
1. Sell chair to Ballmer
2. Profit!
3. Duck
4. goto 1
5. OUCH
6. PROFIT!! (lawsuit)
Re:If there was any proof.... (Score:4, Funny)