Dell Linux Details 288
jon_anderson_ca writes "Dell, through their direct2dell website, has released some details of their soon-to-be-available Linux machines. Among the highlights: Only hardware that works with Linux is offered; open-source drivers are used where possible; binary drivers for Intel wireless cards, etc.; and no support for proprietary media codecs. Seems reasonable, but it's too bad that Click2Run isn't in Ubuntu 7.04 for the sake of those wanting to (legally) play DVDs, use AVI files, etc." The direct2dell site divulges no details on what models will be offered with Linux. For those we turn to linuxquestions.org, where proprietor Jeremy published a scoop last week: "We will be launching a Linux based OS (Ubuntu) on the E520, 1505 and XPS 410 starting next Thursday, 5/24."
Support NIGHTMARE (Score:1, Funny)
Dell (best read with Apu's accent): I see that you are having a Dell Linux computer.
Customer: Yes.
Dell: What I can do for you sir is to tell you that you cannot watch a WMV file.
Customer: Um, but my kid sent it to me from HIS computer.
Dell: Please hold.
Customer: *fume*
(5 mins later)
Dell: Sir, I want you to take the system recovery disk and reinstall your operating system software.
Customer: Why?
Dell: Please hold.
Customer calls friend/child/etc on the other phone: Hey do you have a Windows Vista CD I can borrow?
(1 min later)
Customer: Great thanks.
*click*
Dell: Sir? Sir?
But can it run.... (Score:5, Funny)
97 billion USD can buy a big chunk of the MPAA (Score:5, Funny)
Re:But will they be cheaper? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Proprietary Codecs? (Score:3, Funny)
And then - when you're seriously drunk - shout at them: Youuu baasterdss (hick)... When arrre you goin' to make siss... siss... sissty-fooourr bit Flassshhh pluginnnn... (throw up)
Yeah, but will it run... (Score:2, Funny)
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...wait wait, ok ok, just... please don't hurt me!
Re:And yes, you can play Theora in WMP (Score:3, Funny)
While I personally love the command line, that was perhaps not the best example I've seen
Re:But will they be cheaper? (Score:5, Funny)
The difference is that the PowerEdge line is servers. You can't install crapware on a server.
Sure you can. Dell offers Windows pre-installed!