Linux Kernel 2.6.20 Released 240
diegocgteleline.es writes "After two months of development, Linux 2.6.20 has been released. This release includes two different virtualization implementations: KVM: full-virtualization capabilities using Intel/AMD virtualization extensions and a paravirtualization implementation usable by different hypervisors. Additionally, 2.6.20 includes PS3 support, a fault injection debugging feature, UDP-lite support, better per-process IO accounting, relative atime, relocatable x86 kernel, some x86 microoptimizations, lockless radix-tree readside, shared pagetables for hugetbl, and many other things. Read the list of changes for more details."
so (Score:5, Funny)
Pretty amusing superbowl announcement (Score:5, Funny)
the immediate availability of the most advanced Linux kernel to date,
version 2.6.20.
Before downloading the actual new kernel, most avid kernel hackers have
been involved in a 2-hour pre-kernel-compilation count-down, with some
even spending the preceding week doing typing exercises and reciting PI
to a thousand decimal places.
The half-time entertainment is provided by randomly inserted trivial
syntax errors that nerds are expected to fix at home before completing
the compile, but most people actually seem to mostly enjoy watching the
compile warnings, sponsored by Anheuser-Busch, scroll past.
As ICD head analyst Walter Dickweed put it: "Releasing a new kernel on
Superbowl Sunday means that the important 'pasty white nerd'
constituency finally has something to do while the rest of the country
sits comatose in front of their 65" plasma screens".
Walter was immediately attacked for his racist and insensitive remarks
by Geeks without Borders representative Marilyn vos Savant, who pointed
out that not all of their members are either pasty nor white. "Some of
them even shower!" she added, claiming that the constant stereotyping
hurts nerds' standing in society.
Geeks outside the US were just confused about the whole issue, and were
heard wondering what the big hoopla was all about. Some of the more
culturally aware of them were heard snickering about balls that weren't
even round.
Linus
Too many tlas? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:so (Score:5, Funny)
'Many other things' (Score:5, Funny)
Cropotactical callipygization, hoptic chamferbytes, chrome-plated floydbarbers, brillig/mimsy optimizations and full slithy tove support.
Re:so (Score:4, Funny)
That's nice... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's nice... (Score:5, Funny)
and that is a FEATURE!
Re:OSX vs Vista vs Linux (Score:5, Funny)
Lockless radix trees (Score:3, Funny)
Re:OSX vs Vista vs Linux (Score:1, Funny)
Re:OSX vs Vista vs Linux (Score:5, Funny)
I am on LSD, you insensitive clod! And the colors are very pretty to listen to!
Re:Kernel Newbie's Detailed 2.6.20 list. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:so (Score:4, Funny)
Re:linux-wlan-ng injection (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Colourful linux kernel... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lockless radix trees (Score:3, Funny)
Don't to ext4 (Score:0, Funny)
Re:OSX vs Vista vs Linux (Score:5, Funny)
Clearly, the Linux developers need to take a cue from Windows and put graphics drivers in the kernel, permitting a 3d-accelerated Tux at bootup, along with 64-voice software synthesized music. We're falling behind!
Re:Relocatable on x86? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:6*9==42 (Score:1, Funny)
I have seven fingers on my left hand and six on my right, you insensitive clod!