SCO Admits They Might Just Not Win - Maybe 126
inetsee writes "According to Groklaw, SCO has admitted in a 10K filing that if the court grants any or all of IBM's six motions for summary judgement, 'We can not guarantee whether our claims against IBM or Novell will be heard by a jury.' The site goes through a statement by statement run-down of SCO's filing, noting things like the absence of employee numbers (a piece of information they told investors they would disclose). Elsewhere in the document, it is revealed that SCO's stock is in danger of being delisted from NASDAQ, they may come under further litigation from an unrelated legal matter, and SCO is now claiming that OSes like HP-UX and Solaris are derivatives of code that they 'own'. Despite the dire pronouncements throughout the filing, if everything else runs according to plan their 10K indicates they could keep fighting the good fight for another 12 months."
SCO should skip Trial by Jury (Score:5, Funny)
And I'm not just saying that because I want Darl whacked by a sword.
HP-US? (Score:4, Funny)
Even Miss Cleo saw this coming (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Stock price... (Score:5, Funny)
Darl's next employer... (Score:5, Funny)
And he'll mutter to himself: "ahh, what might have been"...
Re:SCO should skip Trial by Jury (Score:5, Funny)
IBM: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
SCO: I'm invincible!
IBM: You're a looney.
SCO: SCO always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. [whop]
[IBM chops SCO's last leg off]
SCO: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
IBM: Come, Patsy.
SCO: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Re:SCO should skip Trial by Jury (Score:4, Funny)
SCO: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You blue bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Re:Darl's next employer... (Score:1, Funny)
More like this (Score:5, Funny)
Darl McBride: Denied? Inconceivable!
SCO Lawyer: Our sealed motion for reconsideration, which tossed out 187 of SCO's items of allegedly misused materials by IBM, was also denied by the judge
Darl McBride: Denied? Inconceivable!
SCO Lawyer: Most recently, our motion for Motion for Relief for IBM's Spoliation of Evidence was denied by the judge
Darl McBride: Denied? Inconceivable!
IBM Lawyer: You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means...