SCO Files To Amend Claims To IBM Case, Again 157
UnknowingFool writes "SCO filed a motion to allow it to change its claims against IBM. Again. A brief recap: In December 2005, SCO was supposed to finally list all claims against IBM. This was the Final Disclosure. In May 2006, SCO filed its experts reports to the court which discussed subjects beyond those in the Final Disclosure. Naturally, IBM objected and wanted to remove certain allegations. Judge Wells ruled from the bench and granted IBM's motion: SCO's experts cannot discuss subjects that were not in the Final Disclosure. Now, SCO wants to amend the December 2005 Final Disclosure to include other allegations."
Buyout SCO to rid us of problems (Score:2, Funny)
there is only one SCO filing left. really. (Score:5, Funny)
Like a bad zombie movie (Score:5, Funny)
FINAL Disclosure (Score:2, Funny)
Final? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lawyers Worth Their Weight in Dirty, Shoddy Pap (Score:3, Funny)
I love the following quote from Syriana:
"Some trust fund prosecutor, got off-message at Yale, thinks he's gonna run this up the flagpole, make a name for himself, maybe get elected some two-bit, congressman from nowhere, with the result that Russia or China can suddenly start having, at our expense, all the advantages we enjoy here. No, I tell you. No, sir. Corruption charges! Corruption? Corruption is government intrusion into market efficiencies in the form of regulations. That's Milton Friedman. He got a goddamn Nobel Prize. We have laws against it precisely so we can get away with it. Corruption is our protection. Corruption keeps us safe and warm. Corruption is why you and I are prancing around in here instead of fighting over scraps of meat out in the streets. Corruption is why we win."
your honor, i OBJECT! (Score:3, Funny)
on what grounds?
on the grounds that it's disasterous to my case.
I used to be a sadistic, beastial, necrophiliac... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Like a bad zombie movie (Score:2, Funny)
The hero keeps firing his gun at the oncoming zombie, shouting "Why... wont... you... DIE!"
Because this zombie has the head stuck up its ass. Hero will have to aim at the lower torso for the Win.
My plan for IBM (Score:2, Funny)
2. Crush SCO completely in court to the point even the Judge laughers at SCO.
3. Buy SCO out after they are about to declare they are bankrupt for 1$.
4. Have a big camp fire using the SCO buildings and transfer all SCO remaining staff to the "Whipping Boy" Department.
and just for kicks and giggles
5 . Profit
Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems (Score:5, Funny)
Don't forget the bit about "the lamentation of their women", that really needs to be worked in there somewhere.
Other allegations include: (Score:1, Funny)
1) picks its nose at the table;
2) farts and blames it on the dog;
3) doesn't wash its hands after using the washroom;
4) is a rip-off of the shifted characters HAL;
5) secretly funding the forces of evil blocking the truth spoken by the intelligent Richard C Hoagland;
6) runs with scissors;
7) used the letters S, C, and O in a complete word;
8) smells bad.
Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems (Score:4, Funny)
Final (Score:3, Funny)
--Inigo Montoya
They hired a new investigator (Score:3, Funny)
SCO is paying him in stock
..and Fantasy (Score:4, Funny)
They're using Square's definition of "Final" arn't they...
Appropriate since their entire case is "Fantasy".
Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems (Score:3, Funny)
But that can't come until after IBM sees SCO driven before them, which has to happen after the aforementioned crushing. You gotta keep to the schedule that was given, y'know.
Re:Other allegations include: (Score:1, Funny)
"4) You touched your penis. Please wash your hands before shaking my hand or touching my equipment."
He touched your *equipment*. Hehehe