Could Microsoft Buy Red Hat? 572
An anonymous reader writes "Various news sources including ZDnet are today reporting that Microsoft is considering buying out Red Hat, speculating that 'Microsoft could see Red Hat's acquisition as a nice way to undermine IBM, but might not consider that a sufficient reason to do it,' adding that Red Hat is however '...a company that wants to be Microsoft and, like Microsoft, makes its living packaging and selling other people's ideas.'" That description seems to miss the key point that Red Hat releases the software they package and sell as Free software, and that both companies pay coders to create and improve software in the first place.
Never has a Simpson's quote been more perfect (Score:2, Funny)
Never has a Simpson's quote been more perfect (Score:5, Funny)
Homer: I reluctantly accept your proposal!
Gates: Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys!
Red Herring (Score:2, Funny)
GPL? (Score:1, Funny)
Obligatory Star Wars quote... (Score:5, Funny)
"Dangerous to your OS division, not to my Office line."
"Linux will continue to gain support along with OpenOffice as long as Red Hat continues to..."
"Red Hat will no longer be of any conern to us. I've just received word that the Emperor has purchased Red Hat and has ordered a completely new version of Linux that will be released sometime in the near future... IE not at all. The last remants of Unix have been swept away."
Can you Just imagine it? (Score:2, Funny)
People here on Slashdot wouldn't know who to hate!!
This is just the sort of theing MS would do to drive everyone here (and in the Open Source Community) crazy....
What if (Score:2, Funny)
What? No one else posted this yet? (Score:2, Funny)
I can't believe no one else posted this yet...
MS Linux [mslinux.org]
Re:I don't think so... (Score:3, Funny)
Microsoft is dedicated to innovating on behalf of you, our customer. With the recent acquisition of Linux vendor Red Hat, Inc. we will continue to deliver on this promise. Customers who have grown beyond Linux now have an easier upgrade path for their expanding needs. "We feel that Microsoft can bring to the table a complete business solution with the new Windows Services for Unix 9.0," said Microsoft spokesman John Smith.
Re:GPL? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm glad you asked that, because I collect stupid questions and I hadn't seen that one before.
Re:What? No one else posted this yet? (Score:2, Funny)
MS Linux [mslinux.com]
I already bought Red Hat twice (Score:4, Funny)
Re:GPL? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm glad you asked that, because I collect stupid questions and I hadn't seen that one before.
Zing!
Now that was funny!
Need to add this: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I don't think so... (Score:3, Funny)
I dunno. Let's ask all of those corporations using PeopleSoft. Oh, wait...
Wonder what the non-compete would look like (Score:2, Funny)
The Visuals (Score:3, Funny)
Is it "at their balls" or "by their balls"?
Either way, it's an amusing visual . . . ;-)
Re:Obligatory Star Wars quote... (Score:5, Funny)
"Until Longhorn is fully operational we are vulnerable. Linux is too well equipped. It's more dangerous than you realize."
"Dangerous to your OS division, not to my Office line."
"Linux will continue to gain support along with OpenOffice as long as Red Hat continues to..."
"Red Hat will no longer be of any conern to us. I've just received word that Emperor Gates has disbanded the Red Hat. The last remants of Unix have been swept away."
"But without Red Hat, how will the local servers be kept on-line?"
"Fear. Fear of lawsuits will keep the local system on-line. This monopoly is now the ultimate power in the internet."
"Do not be so proud of this technological terror you have constructed; it is insignificant next to the power of the Source"
"Don't try to frighten us with your Sourcers ways, Lord Bahlmer..."
Re:Never has a Simpson's quote been more perfect (Score:2, Funny)
I hope you dont give Financial advice (Score:0, Funny)
Red Hat as add money contributed to it. But did the create or entirely manned Gnome ? They arenot even participating at all in KDE , did they create Apache ? Do they do the GNU/Linux kernel by themself or they only have 6 Kernel developper ?
I hope you dont give Financial advice , because you dont do your reasearch and dont know crap.
Re:Obligatory Star Wars quote... (Score:2, Funny)
They need a way to get more eyballs? (Score:3, Funny)
It appears they used the olde MS vs linux formula:
combine MS and linux in one headline and you are guaranteed to have slashdot come over and look at your ads.
Let's see what else I can come up with:
MS hates Linux: for hash words on some conference
MS denies Linux: same event, please tear me down version(but still give the attention)
MS fights Linux: MS will make better product (in the future) then linux (as it is now).
MS defeats Linux: newsgrab pointless statistics.
MS buys Linux: Pie in the sky line this one.
MS Improves linux: MS trying to drive a wedge in Linux by releasing a binary-only kernel module.
MS embraces Linux: will make extensions later.
MS Loves Linux: but only for that strict niche.
MS acknowledges Linux: so what but will make MS seem realistic.
MS sells Linux: to the highers bidder after gutting it from customers?
MS verb Linux: the central theme that gets you good catchy headlines.
Re:GPL? (Score:2, Funny)
How is it that post that was funny has not been moded up, but the post that points it out is modded as funny.
Now that's funny.
Re:What's in it for microsoft - SCO IP (Score:3, Funny)
Wouldn't it be nice if Microsoft sued SCO over that?? :)
Re:Huh? Links to the stories - (Score:2, Funny)
FAQ (Score:5, Funny)
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1. Microsoft does anything superior to Linux
2. Microsoft wants to buy/cheat/steal anything from the Linux community.
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It should also be noted that any submissions or posts that are PRO-Microsoft will be rejected or modded down respectively. Be sure to bash MS thoughtfully and thoroughly with disputable data, imaginative spelling, and ambiguous grammar.
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[big, cheesy "I-just-bonked-your-daughter" grin]
Re:No Publicity is Bad Publicity (Score:2, Funny)
I think I saw the same news source write an article about how the wolf man and dracula has teamed up to buy out fedora at the stroke of midnight and use fedora's power to summon up the spirits that'll help bring about the end of the world.
Microsoft Linux? (Score:1, Funny)
New Overlords.... (Score:2, Funny)
Wait... ummm..... Wow. Deja vu.....
Re:The Visuals (Score:4, Funny)
Hee hee. I know what you mean.
Still though, the image of an IBM lawyer holding a SCO lawyer's face to his balls nearly made me snort my soda!
Re:I don't think so... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I don't think so... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I don't think so... (Score:3, Funny)
There really isn't a story here. Anything but the single fact that these two guys met about something, and Gates got asked for comment. He didn't say anything to clarify, confirm or deny.
All we know is that Ballmer and Szulik sat down and chewed the fat. We don't know what they spoke about, and we don't know what the topic was. Hell for all we know, they discussed underwear preferences (tighty-whities vs boxers).