SCO On the Rocks 255
Netromancer wrote in to alert us to a Businessweek Online article discussing the downward spiral in SCO's fortunes and luck. From the article: "The mouse that roared is barely squeaking these days. A string of recent setbacks raises grave questions about SCO's finances, its court case, and its management."
Whoa (Score:5, Funny)
Perhaps (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:4, Funny)
Another Dot Com Failure (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Perhaps (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Perhaps (Score:3, Funny)
SCO = "SCO's Court Order"
SCO on IRC (Score:5, Funny)
<SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
<novell>
<novell> whoops. was that out loud?
<atnt> rotfl
<ibm> lol
<SCO> why r u laffin at me?
<novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
<SCO> wtf?
<SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.
<red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.
<novell> lol
<atnt> lol
<ibm> lol
<SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
<ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
<SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM.
<SCO> can we do linux with you?
<SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...
<ibm> *cough*
<SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
* SCO is now caldera[UL]
<turbolinux> can we play?
<conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.
<ibm> sure!
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
<ibm> redhat: you should join!
<SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
<red_hat> haha. no.
<red_hat> lamers.
<ibm> what about you debian?
<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
<caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!
<turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.
<caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.
* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
<SCO> i'm going back to unix.
<SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?
<SCO> haha. no. lamer.
<novell> lol
<ibm> snap!
<SGI>
<SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.
<ibm> wtf?
<SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
<red_hat> lol
<SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen
<ibm> lol
<SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
<ibm> go ahead. baby.
<SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
<ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
<novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
<SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.
<novell> whoops. our bad.
<SCO> i own u. haha
<SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!
<ibm> whatever. lamer.
* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)
Re:Whoa (Score:1, Funny)
They've invented a new drink called "SCO on the rocks", add one $699 Linux license fee, a splash of Stoli vodka, and top with ice, serve ice cold like their lawyers hearts...
Re:To the Zealots (Score:3, Funny)
I don't think that I would believe anything coming from Ballmer concering Linux.
IBM guerilla marketing reloads (Score:5, Funny)
The SCO campaign, featuring a struggling UNIX vendor that was taken over by greedy executives claiming IP ownership of the entire GNU/Linux code base, was a stunning success. Major news sites such as those run by the Open Source Technology Group eagerly signed up to perpetrate the tongue-in-cheek hoax, which one editor called "the longest running April Fool's joke in the technology business".
Prior to SCO, IBM's PR experts tried hiring teams of college students to spray-paint logos and slogans on the sidewalks of San Francisco and Chicago. That campaign was acknowledged to be a flop.
Re:well.. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:My new boss used to work for them. (Score:2, Funny)
Then, I will report you to HR for smelling like ass. You were scared before, now feel the wrath of a former Caldera manager.
Re:Has anyone managed to short SCO stock? (Score:3, Funny)
SCOXE? Is that a link to scoatsex?
'On the Rocks'? (Score:3, Funny)
This is sad... (Score:2, Funny)
Darl & Co. is loosing touch!
My parents used to play this in the car. (Score:2, Funny)
SCO on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
Pour me a bribe
And I'll tell you some lies
Got nothin' to lose
So you just sue big blue all the time
Gave UNIX my heart
Gave UNIX my soul
UNIX left me alone here
With nothing to hold
UNIX is gone
Now all I want is a file
First, they say they'll crush you
How they'll really smash you
Suddenly they find they're out there
Delisted from the NASDAQ
When they say they have you
They don't really have you
Nothing they can do or say
They've got to leave, just get away
They haven't got long
They need $1 billion US
Money's all they want
But there's naught they can do
When their money is gone
May be lawsuits around
But it's cold when you're SCO on the rocks
First, they say they'll crush you
How they'll really smash you
Suddenly they find they're out there
Delisted from the NASDAQ
When they say they have you
They don't really have you
Nothing they can do or say
They've got to leave, just get away
They haven't got long
SCO on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
Pour me a bribe
And I'll tell you some lies
Employees are gone
And now all they want is your cash
Re:Whoa (Score:5, Funny)
McBride says that while his staff is small in numbers, it's high on engineering expertise.
Apparently his staff is high on something.
Re:Hard won advice from /.'s MichaelCrawford (Score:1, Funny)