LAMP Grid Application Server, No More J2EE 615
An anonymous reader writes "Check out this blog entry in Loosely Coupled about ActiveGrid's new open source Grid Application Server based on the LAMP (Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP/Python/Perl) stack. Not to start another PHP vs. Java flame war, but it looks like LAMP is starting to grow up, and that it is much better suited for next generation applications than J2EE."
"Not to start another flamewar BUT..." (Score:5, Funny)
Not provocative at all that. No. Not in the slightest.
I'm sure the flamewar that no doubt follows is merely a figment of our collective imaginations.
What the? (Score:5, Funny)
Thats like me saying, "Not to offend you, but check out goatse.cx!"
ITS JUST NOT POSSIBLE TO HAVE IT BOTH WAYS!
Re:"Not to start another flamewar BUT..." (Score:2, Funny)
Re:In which world? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I haven't RTFA, but... (Score:4, Funny)
ba-DING.
RTFA (Score:3, Funny)
Translation? (Score:3, Funny)
What with the concurrent text pump synergies, next languages, impedance mismatches and grid quantum antipolarity trilithium subspace continuums, I got a bit lost.
Anyone understand what they're peddling?
Re:I haven't RTFA, but... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Get a fucking grip (Score:1, Funny)
No one needs to do the hard work any more, oh now. Just come up with any old idea and the world is yours. The implementation is a mere derail.
I blame Gentoo myself. It's turned a bunch of clueless but previously harmless idiots into a bunch of clueless but deluded "hackers" who think that copying someone elses CFLAGS from a forum post makes them a compiler engineer and Open Source Guru. Bah.
I don't mean to start a Flame War... (Score:1, Funny)
-G
Re:Get a fucking grip (Score:1, Funny)
For you, look on the bright side. It could have been, I could have mentioned Unbuntu, another prime breeding ground for lame little kids with delusions of grandiur.
Oh, whoops.
Flamewar (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Translation? (Score:2, Funny)
GAS LAMP (Score:5, Funny)
So does that make it a GAS LAMP?
*ta dit boom*
Quite the reverse (Score:3, Funny)
He's saying: use a suite of highly-optimized tools (the various LAMP components, most of which are fast and all of which can be replaced with alternatives as necessary) rather than throw more hardware at an inherently slow platform (Java).
It's all pretty much a matter of what you were brought up with. On the other hand, I'm working for a household-name client now that's banned Java across the board because they got sick of the 'buy more chips' solution to performance problems. Acceptable platforms: LAMP and
Finally! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"Not to start another flamewar BUT..." (Score:3, Funny)
I use carrier pigeons to transmit the hole punch data to chicken routes, that spits out egg packets to your computers.
Next week, we are migrating to ant communication through the use of their scent glands for communication. Open Source all the way... just grab an ant and hack the chemistry and the biology.
Re:"Not to start another flamewar BUT..." (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, and they snarl.
Re:"Not to start another flamewar BUT..." (Score:3, Funny)
Here is a box of matches and a gallon of gasoline. Lets see who can light a mathc quickest after being drenched in gasoline.
Re:In which world? (Score:5, Funny)
Some people, when confronted with a problem, say, "Let's use CORBA."
Now they have two problems.
Re:What the? (Score:1, Funny)
Wow. I must get more use out of my boys, because frankly I'll make do with COBOL and raw ISAM calls or flatfiles or Access, if castration were the alternative...
Re:Developing distributed apps is very hard with J (Score:3, Funny)