SCO Linux Licenses Could Increase In Price 305
prostoalex writes "ZDNet UK says that, while SCO Group's legal department took a timeout from generating new lawsuits, their Linux license prices might be increased. 'Companies that license now may be able to do so cheaper than if they do so later,' [Blake] Stowell said. In the upcoming financials call, SCO expects to announce 6-figure revenue from its SCOSource division."
Oh no! (Score:4, Funny)
SCO? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh no! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh no! (Score:5, Funny)
har har har...
Great... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Oh no! (Score:4, Funny)
-1 Redundunt (Score:2, Funny)
Bad news (Score:5, Funny)
Why does Linux cost so much? (Score:3, Funny)
He said you can do all sorts of stuff with it, and I'd sure hope so for that price. :P You can buy a PC with WinXP Home from Dell for that.
10 shares of Google stock per CPU (Score:5, Funny)
Everyone with a 6 figure income (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Everyone with a 6 figure income (Score:5, Funny)
Does that count?
Re:Great line (Score:5, Funny)
Q. In June, SCO reported that Unix licensing revenue through its SCOsource division totaled just $11,000 in the quarter that ended April 30 - a 99% drop-off from $8.25 million in the same quarter last year. What happened there?
A. In the day-to-day business, we have some speed bumps that come up from our [intellectual property] issues. In the previous quarter, we had several large licensing deals, but you can't repeat those every quarter. It's not really as brutal as people might expect.
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Re:It makes sense... (Score:5, Funny)
To bad i don't have the cash flow for this at the moment...
Re:"Six Figures" is just $ from an old deal! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Cheaper... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Only works if people pay. (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, they did say six figures (Score:5, Funny)
$1234.56
IW4M.
What!!!!!! (Score:4, Funny)
How dare you ask that question. It should read as follows:
These guys are smoking dog shit...their mothers(I guess bastards can't have a mother) dropped them on their heads daily as small children.
Please don't ask questions. When you ask questions it appears that you don't have the answer.
Six Figures: (Score:1, Funny)
-99% is a "SPEED BUMP"???? (Score:5, Funny)
I think the financial world's penchant for integral numbers saved SCO a little face here: if you allow digits to the right of the decimal, it is actually a 99.87% drop in revenue. That's better than Ivory Soap and their "99 and 44/100th's pure" of yesteryear.
I guess SCO is gunning for a new meaning of "five-nines" - a 99.999% drop in revenue.
-paul
Re:Oh no! (Score:5, Funny)
Blake is just trying to out do Rob (Score:5, Funny)
Here is one of Rob Enderle jewels from his SCO keynote:
That is why I stood up for SCO; they were being attacked because they were vulnerable. Those that attacked them did so because they could in a clear effort to deny the employees, the stockholders, and the customers of SCO their rights and, as a number of veterans have reminded me from time to time, heroes died for those rights and I believe it is our.... No my, obligation to uphold them.
One can only smirk at the twisted logic of coupling poor vulnerable SCO with the heroes who died for our rights... Not only that, SCO is proud of this address that they host it on their website . If I were them I would take it down immediately and claim I was hacked and the site was defaced.
Re:Cheaper... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:It makes sense... (Score:5, Funny)
Might as well print your own bogus money. You could even print a $699 bill. Put Darl's picture in the center. "In Laywers We Trust" or similar. That would cost you nothing, except time. If it's good enough, do a rear image, and save both as TIF files for sharing.
Re:sure...that will get the customers running..... (Score:1, Funny)
1/0 * 0 = 1
Well, you know what? (Score:5, Funny)
Damn, and I had enough to survive Boardwalk before this...
Re:It makes sense... (Score:2, Funny)
Damn it! (Score:3, Funny)
Greedy SCOwned (Score:2, Funny)
UPSIDE POTENTIAL: 8 to 10 FIGURES!!! (Score:1, Funny)
But that trick will only work one quarter, you say? Not true -- at 1,916 Venezuela Bolivares to the dollar, their measly 11,000 USD this quarter becomes 21 Million VEB!
Okay, you say -- two quarters, tops! Anything more is inconceivable. Nay, I retort. At 1,463,000 Turkey Liras to the dollar, they just need to sell one 1,400 license to report over 2 BILLION TRL in earnings.
Re:Blake is just trying to out do Rob (Score:4, Funny)
Reminds me of a movie:
Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
Six figures (Score:5, Funny)
DARL: "Figures..."
A little later...
EXECUTIVE: "Sir, our lawsuit against IBM was thrown out of court!"
DARL: "Figures... guess I better sell my stock now."
EXECUTIVE: "Yeah, it's about as high as it will ever be. Our products are being laughed at for being so obsolete in today's market."
DARL: "Figures..."
A little later...
EXECUTIVE: "We're gonna have to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy."
DARL: "Figures..."
EXECUTIVE: "Looks like the SCO empire is crumbling quickly."
DARL: "Figures..."
EXECUTIVE: "Also, there's some SEC guys outside. Said they wanted to talk to you."
DARL: "Figures..."
Re:Oh no! (Score:4, Funny)
(Limited time threat, er, that is, offer)
That's like... (Score:3, Funny)
It doesn't matter, I can charge what I want because nobody's going to want to buy them anyway.
Uh-oh, better hurry up! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh no! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy (Score:3, Funny)
Really it's enough just to call him insane.
Re:It makes sense... (Score:5, Funny)
I'd pixelled up an SCO Dollar [danamania.com] once. Send in 699 of them
Or 1400, your choice
Re:Oh no! (Score:3, Funny)