Microsoft Developing Linux Policy, Plan of Attack 845
Lil' Bobby Gortician writes "This new MSNBC article talks about Microsoft's developing strategy to deal with Linux. They are actually getting some of their sales people certified as Linux experts, and say 1/10th of their test servers now run Linux. My favorite quote? "There's no set architecture in Linux. All roads lead to madness"."
Soon to be greatest sigg'd quote evar: (Score:5, Funny)
I can see it now...
Aha! (Score:5, Funny)
Techie jargon? I think I've found Microsoft's problem.
All roads lead to madness? (Score:5, Funny)
And this should be written on all boxes of Windows:
Abandon all hope, ye who are about to open this.
WinXP SP2, anyone?
All roads lead to madness (Score:2, Funny)
I can imagine the cackling laughter now ....
MMMMWWWAAHHHH HA HA HA HA
Um, The Windows APIs? (Score:4, Funny)
Madness? (Score:3, Funny)
TWW
good advice for MS fans (Score:5, Funny)
MS officially announces madness is now renamed... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:pattern (Score:0, Funny)
Microsoft vs Rest of World (Score:5, Funny)
So now the whole world is out to get Microsoft. Isn't such paranoia a classic schizophrenic symptom?
Re:Innovation (Score:1, Funny)
Yep Linux can't handle such things, but Microsoft can! Just look at their flawless track record.
"new feature" (Score:5, Funny)
Allchin points to new features in the version of Windows due in 2007 that will allow users to remotely turn PCs on or off
My dear lord they are innovating at an exponential rate! Quite possibly next they will unleash "a pointer device cabable of interacting with the screen."
Re:Not so easily manipulated (Score:3, Funny)
It's a simple strategy... (Score:2, Funny)
Microsoft are just going to hire about 20 high-class escort girls and covertly target them at the most important open source developers. The costs involved in this strategy will be peanuts compared with the total devastation it will bring upon the open source community, which will be left completely defenseless.
They have already started a trial program [bbspot.com]. You have been warned.
Re:Microsoft vs Rest of World (Score:1, Funny)
Re:But also don't forget... (Score:5, Funny)
With winuke.exe ?
Re:Innovation (Score:4, Funny)
Nothing would beat the reactions of newbies in the lab when their workstation would seem to talk to them and say:
"Newbie, don't do that newbie".
Re:All roads lead to madness? (Score:3, Funny)
Well, madness of course!
Pointy stick! Pointy stick! (Score:2, Funny)
It's a 5m long pointy stick for jabbing at theon/off button - yay!!!
Quotes (Score:3, Funny)
So at least they will be expert in *something*. Some day these very skills may bail them out.
Smart move then! Less down time, less security hassles...
So they accept there are architectures in Linux? Conversely, they acknowledge Linux is smart enough to have different architectures for different components/modules, and understands that an OS is not a straight-jacket one-size fits-all thing?
Which is why they are embracing that madness and studying it?
(aah, this feels good!)
even better quotes: (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, we can hope, right? Holy cow that's nonsense.
Can Linux really handle crucial areas such as security and e-mail?
Yeah, email is tough. Maybe if we study OutLook really hard, we can make something so great . . . sigh.
"I just want the decision to be based on facts, not religion," says Taylor. "People are saying, 'It's not Microsoft, so it must be great.' Tell us what Linux does that we can't do. Don't tell us you're deploying Linux just because you can."
Well, one of the answers is one of the "crucial areas" mentioned above. I bet you can guess which one.
Microsoft is actively sowing uncertainty and doubt among potential Linux customers over who, if anyone, owns the intellectual property behind open-source software.
What, no Fear?
At a recent gathering of venture capitalists Ballmer went so far as to suggest Microsoft might own intellectual property in Linux and assured the audience that Microsoft would pursue any violation of its own patents. Before he spoke, a fire alarm went off. "It was eerily symbolic," says a venture capitalist in attendance. "We all scattered." Microsoft denies this, and says it will not litigate.
Ruh roh.
Windows group chief James Allchin accuses Linux of being a cheap knockoff: "There's no innovation. Linux is still in the business of cloning existing technology." Allchin points to new features in the version of Windows due in 2007 that will allow users to remotely turn PCs on or off, with programs still running. Searches will extend across all data like e-mail, photos, Word. "We're creating things," he says.
Undeserving of a reply.
Best Quote (Score:5, Funny)
"Linux at some point could be good enough to run home PCs."
I'm sitting here with my fingers crossed, biting my lip, hoping for that day!
Oh, this message written on Debian Sarge, current uptime: 31 days, 12 hours, 35 minutes.
HA!
Work already on progress (Score:2, Funny)
I've not been keeping up with the news (Score:1, Funny)
When did this happen? I must not have been reading slashdot on that day.
Talking points (Score:3, Funny)
-Linux is a flip-flopper (is it command line or GUI? Could they make up their minds already?!)
-Eclipse sounds French. VisualStudio is a good, strong American sounding name.
-Linux starts with the same letters as liberal.
-These damned hippies always want a free ride (and they keep talking about 'free as in beer' - are they alcoholics?).
Of course, we at Faux News are only reporting on what other people are saying about the leftist-pinko-commie operating system. We're totally fair and balanced on the issue of non-patriotic, foreign-made, non-capitalist operating systems.
For Your Information (Score:3, Funny)
Human stupidity (Score:5, Funny)
1984 (Score:3, Funny)
"Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother." - 1984
Re:How many quit reading after... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Pointy stick! Pointy stick! (Score:3, Funny)
A finglonger?
A man can dream...
Re:Soon to be greatest sigg'd quote evar: (Score:3, Funny)
Let's not degenerate into a political discussion (Score:3, Funny)
10% of Microsoft test servers run Linux! (Score:1, Funny)
is it unfair to have a headline: Microsoft migrates to Linux?
Re:"Architecture"!?! (Score:3, Funny)
Stupidity beats greed. (Score:1, Funny)
There's simply no comparison.
Not everyone is greedy, not everyone can be greedy, even willfully. But the wisest of the wisest has its moment of foolishness.
There's a reason it is said "a fool soon loses his gold" instead of "a smart guy gets a fool's money".
Re:Innovation (Score:2, Funny)
Re:But also don't forget... (Score:2, Funny)