McBride Says No More Lawsuits From SCO 280
thephotoman writes "Well, Darl McBride gave an interview to IDG News Services in which he said that SCO is not going to sue any more customers. They do bring up the issue of the SCOsource Linux licensing, and how much of a failure it has been. Instead, they plan to start marketing their flavor of Unix. However, as he's not dropping the current lawsuits, there's no good reason to believe him on this change in strategy."
Good Idea (Score:5, Funny)
Not suing customers, particularly your own, is usually somewhere high on the list of Winning Business Strategies.
"Smithers, how much did our iron-fisted grab for licensing fees get us?"
"$11,000, last quarter, Sir."
"Ehhxcellent! They must be crowding around like lemmings, eager to hand over their money!"
"Uh, No Sir, it cost us millions to get that much."
"In the parlance of that oafish brute Homer Simpson, D'oh!"
Wrong quote (Score:5, Funny)
Someone gave McBride the wrong quote. He actually meant to quote Hudson, from Aliens:
"Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man, now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"
SCO stops sueing? (Score:5, Funny)
hmm... (Score:5, Funny)
File it under "duh" (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good Idea (Score:4, Funny)
They still have customers? (Score:5, Funny)
In other words, now that they have no customers, they will only be sueing ex-customers.
I picture this setting in their boardroom (Score:5, Funny)
*fast forward 12 hours later nothing said*
McBride's junior exec: Sir, I believe this is known as the "oh sh*t moment in business" sir...
I'm sorry (Score:5, Funny)
My personal opinion is that Darl actually loves Linux, and he's been working as hard as he can to, on Microsoft's dime, paint the anti-Linux crowd as raving maniacs... I mean, he's not really this broken, is he?
What? (Score:5, Funny)
One reason: Lawsuit department too busy... (Score:2, Funny)
Not helping... (Score:3, Funny)
Darl vs. Satan [cgi.sfu.ca]
Re:What? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:His financial backers turn tail? (Score:2, Funny)
Last line of the posting (Score:5, Funny)
That should read, "However, as it's Darl McBride, there's no good reason to believe him at all."
Translation... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wrong quote (Score:5, Funny)
Tibbits: Seventeen days.
McBride: Seventeen days? Look man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...
Sontag: MCBRIDE!
McBride:
How can you tell when Darl is lying? (Score:2, Funny)
At this point, I beleive a state from SCO about what they will do in the future carries an information content of zero.
Darl McBride's Island (Score:5, Funny)
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from a "Unix Port"
Aboard a sinking ship.
The mate was a mighty selling man
The skipper wasn't sure
Six passengers sat sail back then
For a legal language tour (a legal language tour)
The language started getting rough
The chrysler case was tossed (almost)
If not for the "courage" of the fearless crew
The lawsuits would be lost (the lawsuits would be lost)
The ship held ground on the shore of this
Old Mormon Desert Isle
With Billy Gates
And Ballmer too
Some millionaire
Named McBride
A Courtroom Star
McNealy and Canadians
Here on Darl McBride's Isle
Engage Universal Translator! (Score:5, Funny)
TRANSLATOR ENGAGED:
From the article... (Score:1, Funny)
Apparently they still have resellers/developers left too. I assume both of them are going to show up at the party in Vegas for the free booze.
Re:SCO stops sueing? (Score:2, Funny)
SCO has no more customers they can sue anybody
else they want. Actually that last statement was wrong.
SCO has two customers left and neither of them
will be sued.
SCO UNIX you say?! Sign me up! (Score:3, Funny)
Did Darl really say this??? (Score:5, Funny)
Um. Ya. I haven't cared about getting paid so far. I'll think about that in the future.
Sheesh.
Re:Good Idea (Score:4, Funny)
So IBM does what...? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm sorry (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good Idea (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm sorry (Score:5, Funny)
Well, he is Mormon. He believes in magical underoos.
Re:Good Idea (Score:5, Funny)
SCO ninja-lawyer: mental image? (Score:5, Funny)
SCO Lawyer: "I know... KUNG-FU!! HHYYYAAAAHH!!"
Judge: "Uhh.. Defense? Yours?"
Linux Laywer: "We beleive the fact that the prosecution is attempting to break his desk in half with his forehead is representative of our case, your honour."
SCO Lawyer: "OOH!! This hurt head!! Must try, ancient technique! KKIIIAAAAAAAA--DDAAAARLLLL--!" *WHACK!* *Passes out*
Judge: "....um, case dismissed."
Hmmm. Damnit, now I wish I could actually see a ninja-attack lawyer in action... stupid overactive imagination...
Re:No guarantee (Score:3, Funny)
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In related news.. (Score:3, Funny)
Bill Gates to refund every Windows XP users money "because its rubbish"..
An end to all wars in the world..
A pony for every child..
Re:His financial backers turn tail? (Score:5, Funny)
Darl already made millions by inflating the SCO stock so I don't think that he gives a damn what happens to SCO now.
From what I've seen of insider sales figures, it doesn't seem that Darl has made millions for himself, only for the previous SCO management, which is probably what he is being paid for.
The other possibility is that the interviewer offered Darl a dollar bill and a couple of lines. Evidence from the linked article:
McBride [with rolled dollar bill in nose]: . . . It's really a situation of going back to the future, if you will. [Sniffff].
Linus was mostly right.
Re:Res judicata (Score:4, Funny)
Monty Python Music Plays... (Score:3, Funny)
First they came up with "The Plan": Don't buy our products and we won't sue you.
This failed and they came up with "The Other Plan": Buy our products and we will sue you.
They finally tried "The Other, Other Plan": If you don't buy our products we will sue you.
And they had a hit!
Good to Go? (Score:2, Funny)
Good to go where, exactly? The unemployment line? A beach in Tahiti? In search of more infringing code in other programs? C'mon, Darl, give us a hint! It's not like you'll be doing a booming business in selling your SCOmware after this is all over.
Perhaps (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wrong quote (Score:2, Funny)