Telstra Used Linux To Get Microsoft Discounts 237
awful writes "Last year Slashdot ran a story about Australia's largest telco moving to Linux desktops. Turns out it was all a way to get some tasty discounts from Microsoft. The Australian is reporting that Telstra just signed a four-year deal with MS for $AU15-20 million, for 40,000 users. No figures yet on how much of a discount Telstra got, but MS might want to rethink handing back all its cash to investors if this is how they're going to do business from now on ..."
Badly Needed? (Score:3, Funny)
"TELSTRA has secured badly needed cost savings".
Ziggy's not exactly going hungry over there.
Re:um. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:They're paying $500 per user. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ahh... competition (Score:5, Funny)
Wow. You obviously aren't from Australia.
Re:Timothys biz advice to MS (Score:4, Funny)
What do you mean? There are plenty of good business/financial suggestions on
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Re:When I did work for the state we used this meth (Score:3, Funny)
Used car saleman: This is the best deal we can give you.
Buyer: OK, that's fine, I'm going to look around some more at the other dealerships.
Used car salesman: walks over to the sales manager's "office"....."uh-hu"..."other dealerships"..."uh-hu"....comes back. "Ok how about this "some made up discound bullshit" deal? We can knock another 20% off.
The one million dollar coffee cup. (Score:4, Funny)
The legend goes like this: A major company is negotiating with IBM for a new mainframe system. They've called in IBM and gotten a quote. Then they call in Amdahl and get a quote from them and a coffee cup. Next they call IBM back into the office with the Amdahl coffee cup in plain view. Legend has it that the coffee cup gets you an automatic 1 million dollar discount off the original quote.
How Is This a Deal? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:They're paying $500 per user. (Score:5, Funny)
That depends upon the weight of Australian Dollars and whether it is a metric ton.
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This is not news and won't change (Score:3, Funny)
It will be news when Telstra's customers don't get screwed
Re:They're paying $500 per user. (Score:4, Funny)
Reference: http://www.ramint.gov.au/making_coins/coin_design
No, *Microsoft* is putting them out of business (Score:4, Funny)
Time to invent a new word: "linussend", as in "You mean we don't have to shift onto MS-Windows when our hardware becomes obsolete? Hurrah! What a linussend!"
Well... not actually down, as such. (Score:5, Funny)