The Latest And Greatest Console Applications? 618
An anonymous reader writes "While the 'Linux on the desktop' battle has yet to be won, KDE and Gnome are making great progress. There are too many apps to list on the cutting edge of software development for the X environment. But what about those of us stuck with old machines? Or who just want to work with the console? What console-based apps, that are undergoing just as much development as their X counterparts, do you use? Things like instant messengers and bittorrent clients, for example..."
fortune! (Score:5, Funny)
Mr. T sez... (Score:2, Funny)
Bleeding Edge (Score:5, Funny)
Well ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:fortune! (Score:5, Funny)
--
Any spare gmail invites could do better than ending up at rjw16@st-and.ac.uk
plugins for lynx... (Score:5, Funny)
playlists, sounds over complicated (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bleeding Edge (Score:2, Funny)
GREAT SELLER, FAST SHIPPER, A++++++++++!!!!!!
I'm adding a whole bunch of regular text to circumvent the slashdot filters.
Re:One word . . . (Score:5, Funny)
As they say on the site;
Re:Why? (Score:2, Funny)
Lynx (Score:3, Funny)
Hey - who you calling a Luddite? :-)
Re:Why? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One word . . . (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why? (Score:3, Funny)
That is to say, yes.
startx (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One word . . . (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Lynx (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, I don't like bringing up those picture-intensive porno sites on my GUI desktop at work, either.
kill (Score:3, Funny)
The classics never get old.
kill
killall
init
Re:fortune! (Score:3, Funny)
* games-misc/fortune-mod-dubya
Latest version available: 20040527
Latest version installed: [ Not Installed ]
Size of downloaded files: 24 kB
Homepage: http://dubya.seiler.us/
Description: Quotes from George W. Bush
License: as-is
Killemall (Score:4, Funny)
Re:playlists, sounds over complicated (Score:2, Funny)
or mirroring disks: cat
Parent is NOT "funny" (Score:5, Funny)
And, yes, I've lost quite a few months myself... :-(
On the other hand, real life is for users that can't handle nethack. If it wasn't for another console application that has hooked me, I'd reinstall!
My real favorite console application is Perl.
Both incredible power/expresiveness -- and with the syntax, crazy extensions and humour in the Perl tradition, it's like playing a game! :-)
Yes, yes, Python fans -- my adventure is someone elses horror game. :-)
Re:One Word: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:kill (Score:3, Funny)
exit
I find it makes life a lot more worthwhile.
Re:For when you're not playing games... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:One Word: (Score:1, Funny)
Re:One Word: (Score:1, Funny)
Ed, man! !man ed
ED(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual ED(1)
NAME
ed - text editor
SYNOPSIS
ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
DESCRIPTION
Ed is the standard text editor.
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Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED!
"Ed is the standard text editor."
And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929
-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990
Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!
"Ed is the standard text editor."
Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:
golem> ed
?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hel
?
eat flaming death
?
^C
?
^C
?
^D
?
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Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.
"Ed is the standard text editor."
Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.
ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!
When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR.
When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their "edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.
Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on. If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!
Use the CLI to get food (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.beigerecords.com/cory/pizza_party/
Re:BitchX (Score:3, Funny)
Everytime I check the updates for my distro it seems that there is another vulnerability for BitchX.
You're missing ED - "the standard"! (Score:2, Funny)
golem> ed
?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hel
?
?
eat flaming death
?
^C
?
^C
?
^D
?
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The full mind-blowing reasoning on why to choose ed "Ed is the standard text editor." available from http://gammatron.novarese.net/txt/ed.html
Have fun.