Linus to SCO: 'Please Grow Up' 1163
brakk writes "From this article at Infoworld, Linus responds to SCO's open letter in a manner reminiscent of patting a child on the head." chrisd notes that his company is making SCO employees unhireable.
SCO's rebuttal (Score:5, Funny)
Linus to SCO: "Please Grow Up"
SCO to Linus: "My OS can beat up your OS. Nyah nyah nyah!"
oh this is funny (Score:5, Funny)
Until then, please accept our gratitude for your submission
Haha.. thanks LINUS!! now i got dr. pepper all over my purty flat screen!!!!
Lottery (Score:3, Funny)
SCO scratch off tickets? Now there's an idea!
Only a matter of time....... (Score:4, Funny)
Post-trial Justice [temporal-acuity.net]
Ian
If we had openings, we wouldn't hire you (Score:5, Funny)
I'd complain about how immature the policy is except that if you read the page, you see that they are not hiring, so SCO employees are ineligible for all zero of the openings they have available.
Linus!!! (Score:4, Funny)
You were a hero of mine, until this letter. Now, you are a SuperHero! The SuperBestFriends had an opening, but I would say it is now taken.
-Spack
Re:Childish screening procedures. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:SCO's rebuttal (Score:3, Funny)
SCO to Linus: "My OS can beat up your OS. Nyah nyah nyah!"
Linus to SCO(Rebuttle): Oh yeah, well your a poopy-pants.
SCO to Linus: Oh yeah, well I'm telling your mommy.
Re:SCO's rebuttal (Score:4, Funny)
My Code is Rubber, your Code is Glue,
Whatever I Code bounces off me and sticks with you until you pay me my f@!#ing $699 you Finnish Son of a @$#@$!
Snowball's Chance in Hell (Score:5, Funny)
Not quite my friend. Somehow I think my Mega Millions ticket has a better chance of winning that SCO getting anything from the community.
Darl to Linux (Score:5, Funny)
Alright, Linus. The gloves are off.
We'll now show the most damning evidence yet [qpine.net]. There we have it, we've presented the basis for not hundreds, not thousands, not tens of thousands, but hundreds of thousands of derivative code in the Linux kernel.
Let's see you dig yourself out of this one, wunderkind.
Hiring ban (Score:3, Funny)
So they're refusing to consider SCO employees for any of the open positions that they
Wow, that'll teach them a lesson.
Today's top story (Score:5, Funny)
The real shocker here, of course, is that a Linux advocate spelled "bated breath" correctly for the first time in recorded history.
Linus seems.. (Score:2, Funny)
Take that! (Score:3, Funny)
"BUUUUUURRRRRRRNNN!"
Sorry, I just got caught up in the wicked burn. Linus is awesome, what can I say? He certainly has a way with words. I laughed so hard after reading that.
Re:SCO's rebuttal (Score:4, Funny)
Mom: But the candy jar is for everyone everyone... they didn't steal your candy, the candy jar is to share candy. We love to share in this family, don't we?
SCO: But I want it ALL!
SCO Lawyers: They have to pay us $700 for each candy they took. And, we declarer sharing candy in the form of public candy jars illegal!
Torvalds to McBride: "No Soup for You..." (Score:3, Funny)
It's all a Microsoft driven plot... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Childish screening procedures. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hiring Policy (Score:5, Funny)
"Springtime for SCO"
from Mel Brooks' The Thieving Whore Bastards CEO's
SCO was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where oh where was he? Where could that man be?
We looked around, and then we found, the man for you and me,
And now it's
Springtime for McBride and SCO,
Utah is happy and gay.
We're marching to a faster pace,
Look out, here comes that smug [computerworld.com] Mcbride face.
Springtime for McBride and Utah,
Winter for Linus and Eric S Raymond.
Springtime for McBride and Utah,
Come on, Utah, go into your dance
I was born in Salt Lake City, and that is why they call me P Diddy.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the SCO party.
Springtime for McBride and Utah
(SCO Unix box beeps twice)
Goose-step's the new step today
(SCO Unix box gun fires)
NDA's falling from the skies again,
(NDA's falls and explodes)
Utah is on the rise again
Springtime for McBride and SCO
System V are sailing once more
[woman's voice]: "Well! Talk about bad source!"
Springtime for Mcbride and SCO
Means
We've got to be going
You know we'll be going to
Why is it... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'd rather die hungry and die honest (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Childish screening procedures. (Score:5, Funny)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Score:2, Funny)
Darl: Halt! Hallo! Hallo!
Linus: 'Allo! Who is zis?
Darl: It is Darl McBride, CEO of SCO, and this is the Unix copyright. Who's source is this?
Linux: This is the Linux - it's open source.
Darl: Go and tell your users that we have be charged by our board of directors with a sacred quest. If you will admit you have violated our copyright, you can pay money for a license to use the infringing software.
Linux: Um, I'll ask them, but I don't think they'll be very keen
Darl: What?
Chris Sontag: He says he's already go one!
Darl: Are you sure they've got one?
Linus: Oh, yes - the GNU public license - it's very nice.
Darl: Well, um, we know you copied our code, so you need to purchase a license. Will you buy one?
Linus: Of course not! You are corporate types with no proof!
...
Darl: Now look here, my good man!
Linus: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Chris Sontag: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
Linus: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
Godwin's Law (Score:2, Funny)
And when do we get to start bashing Microsoft again?
Re:Childish screening procedures. (Score:2, Funny)
And here I thought SCO was trying to force the entire Linux kernel development community to work for SCO, and for $0 salary to boot!
Re:Childish screening procedures. (Score:3, Funny)
Like lawyers from other countries are any different.
You have to remember, lawyers are a lower lifeform, parasitic in nature. They are drawn to ambulances, disasters, and any other form of suffering like their cousins, the sharks, to blood.
They will not only bite the hand that feeds them, they will take the arm and part of the shoulder.
SCO Employees: Good for us! (Score:1, Funny)
I say support SCO employees! They all deserve huge raises!
Re:Childish screening procedures. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Linus Flame (Score:5, Funny)
Now thats a long copyright (Score:5, Funny)
(C) Copyright 2002-2403 Damage Studios Inc. All Rights Reserved.
go linus! (Score:2, Funny)
Anonymous Coward to chrisd: 'Please Grow Up' (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Now thats a long copyright (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Today's top story (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Now thats a long copyright (Score:4, Funny)
love it (Score:1, Funny)
Nice going, Linus - treat them for what they are. (whatever that might be)
SCO Deathstar (Score:1, Funny)
*Begin ominous music . . . *
McBride: Good evening gentlemen. It appears that your pieces of your planet's core have belong to us. We demand complete control of your planet or else we will destroy you.
Linus: Where is your proof!
McBride: *Hands over bag of rocks and an arrowhead* Here 'ya go. Now hand it over!
Re:Now thats a long copyright (Score:1, Funny)
They're writing Duke Nukem Forever??
SCO in Vegas... (Score:4, Funny)
SCO's forum 2003 took place in vegas...
Re:It's precisely the opposite of this attitude (Score:2, Funny)
Tell us for whom you work.
I am sure that I can find something that your employer did that someone, somewhere, will feel just as strongly as you. They believe with all their hearts that you should take a stand and quit your job.
Let us see if you will do it.
I bet you can't! Because I work for the U.S. Govt! HAH!
-matt
Plan to end all our woes (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My letter to Damage Studios (Score:5, Funny)