SCO Says It Has No Plan To Sue Linux Companies 478
cadfael writes "SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?" Maybe, just maybe, this is the beginning of the end of this mess.
AKA (Score:5, Funny)
Heh (Score:3, Funny)
Fucking tea bagging fag fucks
SCO? Plans? (Score:2, Funny)
In future news, SCO sues Red Hat, Mandrake, others.
Re: SCO Says It Has No Plan To Sue Linux Companies (Score:5, Funny)
Damage is done... (Score:5, Funny)
Think about it. How many articles have there been and how many comments per article? Boy, when the juicy ones came out the number of responses jumped up into the hundreds even nearing a thousand sometimes. Now, imagine if this never happened and all those people got together to work towards one goal. I think with the hours that have been wasted on this story so far, we could've designed and build a mars mission already
SCO random press release generator? (Score:5, Funny)
Is SCO actually being run by a Perl script that periodically checks their stock price to see if it needs to emit some random statement?
So? (Score:5, Funny)
See, if you say one thing then say the other instead of just saying what you mean first, that means you get to release two press releases and boost your stock twice!
Is it just me, (Score:3, Funny)
Re:SCO random press release generator? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:of COURSE they're not suing companies... (Score:4, Funny)
tell me about it... i'm being sued for downloading linux over kazaa.
damn.
Re:SCO always tells the truth! (Score:5, Funny)
They don't have plans to sue anyone. Their plan is for everyone to spontaniously acquiesce and begin showering them with money. And then they plan to romp through the magical faerie garden on their "red-gold and diamond" Segways where the monkeys poop french vanilla ice cream and Bronson Pinchot gives everyone cocaine boosted hummers.
And while it's only slightly less likely than the proverbial monkeys flying out of my butt, it's not *exactly* a complete fabrication.
It'd be hilarious if... (Score:2, Funny)
Think about it - bunch of hugely greedy execs that are tech-challenged.
Techie sees opportunity and drops a hint that they're getting screwed by the Linux folks and could probably make a ton of money off of it.
Greedy tech-challenged execs manage to convince themselves that techie is right; charge forward with their Swiss-cheese case and make complete fools of themselves -- while techie laughs his friggin' a$$ off.
What an evil idea.
Wish I had thought of it...
-- CP
Seems like Linus is right (Score:5, Funny)
If only I had the spare ten hours I could go over the last years' press releases and make some "found poetry." Blank verse in this case, of course.
Saw this "Fraud" ad on the page you linked... (Score:1, Funny)
Coincidence? I think not...
Re:Heh (Score:3, Funny)
Hmmm, maybe instead... (Score:1, Funny)
Notice the poll (Score:3, Funny)
"Is Linux right that SCO is "smoking crack"?
Yes
No
"
So far 97% say yes.
SCO the true postmodern company... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:SCO random press release generator? (Score:3, Funny)
Us Perl scripts have feelings too..
Re:Heh (Score:4, Funny)
No, no, no... (Score:3, Funny)
Well, you gotta invest money, don't you? You can't just have it sitting there... you have a right to make money, don't you? Isn't that what America is all about?
I'd say the internet is about done for.
There -- I've managed to compress three recent stories (well, four or five, really) into one.
And all, without mentioning how they do it in Soviet Russia. Because in Soviet Russia, they have a different method of dealing with companies like SCO, and it ain't pretty, and it ain't good either.
SCO's haiku (Score:1, Funny)
Or we don't
Our stocks rise
Re:Lawsuit I'd like to see (Score:2, Funny)
That's because Martha's a whole lot more irritating than some devout mormon tech guy named Darl who's safely sequestered in Utah.
Re:Notice the poll (Score:1, Funny)
As we all know, the "silent majority" is with SCO on this one.
I've got it! SCO is North Korea! (Score:5, Funny)
The only difference is that North Korea might have nukes, and we all know that SCO has squat...
Re:Timeline of events? (Score:5, Funny)
From the minutes of a SCO conference with counsel, 8/29/03, participants Darl McBride, Chris Sontag, Blake Stowell, David Boies, and Mark Heise:
Darl: We sued IBM!?!?! How'd that happen?
Chris: (looks down at conference table) Ummm...
(glances over to...)
Mark: Well... David said -
Blake: Shut up, Scheisse.
Mark: It's *Heise*, not scheisse.
Blake: (snorts) Yeah, right.
David: Cut it out, guys.
Look. OK, my bad. Chris and I were having drinks at the bar, and talking
about the Microsoft settlement. Anyway, Chris starts going on about how
we should sue Microsoft again. You know, maybe there's some System V code
in Windows and they misappropriated it. That led into a talk about how we
might use it to show how SCO's business has been hurt by Microsoft, and,
well, from there we started talking about how Linux was hurting the
business. And, you know, we started talking about how all the other
companies, like IBM, were helping Linux. And from there, well, somehow
we ended up filing a suit against IBM.
It's not like we planned on it, you know.
It just sort of... (sighs) happened.
Ahh.... (Score:2, Funny)
I finally see what their plan is! I have proof! If you want to see it you'll just have to sign this little thing here, called a NDA.
- EBH
Re:Timeline of events? (Score:5, Funny)
They have a list of Deathless Quotes, dated, with references.
Have fun!
Oh man, this is too much! (Score:2, Funny)
Either they are flipping coins and drawing fortune cookie slips or they hired my ex-wife as information minister.
Re:politics (Score:3, Funny)
Tech Support
Re:Oh man, this is too much! (Score:2, Funny)
Actually, Baghdad Bob sounds somewhat coherent compared to SCO/Canopy at this point.
These guys are too much. They must be bucking to write skits for Saturday Night Live or something.
Regards,
Fredrick
Re:Timeline of events? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No, no, no... (Score:4, Funny)
SCO would fit in pretty well over there.
Planning on going into Politics? (Score:2, Funny)
Not anyone... (Score:2, Funny)
"We believe in the american way. We will spew FUD, sue the innocent and lie our way to success. It is our right."
Re:Timeline of events? (Score:5, Funny)
"SCO claims to know what was copied, so make them post it already."
Yes! Here on Slashdot. And make them read all 1378 responses. Except the -1's. We're not *that* evil. Though, Lord knows, they deserve it.
So I guess we know what Comical Ali's doing now. (Score:2, Funny)
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, SCO's Press Officer denied that the billion pound judgement against the company, awarded to IBM, will in any way affect the company's pursuit of Linux Licensing Fees from other companies. As Mr al-Sahaf explained... 'We have not lost to IBM. We have in fact had a great and astounding victory. Tonight we shall dance around in the piles of money that we have been awarded. We have more joyous news in that all Linux users have agreed to pay us for developing Linux completely on our own, and with no help from outsiders.'
Yep, that's true! (Score:5, Funny)
Time for some perspective on EVIL (Score:3, Funny)
a)Honey, I think we need to spend $5,000 on a Feng Shui consultant to get the chi flowing in the living room...
b)Honey, it's not stupid. I swear, Martha used sponges just like these to paint her wall and it looked great! It's not like you had anything better to do today.
c)Honey, I think you should pay that Linux IP licensing fee to SCO for that web-server you have in the basement.
Re:SCO's haiku (Score:2, Funny)
Perhaps:
Sharp executives
Expert hard-hitting lawyers
Taking a crack break
SCO outcome in HAIKU (Score:1, Funny)
I B M fills all his holes
with lawyer penis
Re:SCO the true postmodern company... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:SCO random press release generator? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Parse the statement... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Timeline of events? (Score:5, Funny)
Partygoer: Dude, Daryl, you were so drunk, you will never believe what you did.
Daryl: Ok, did I dance around with a lampshade on my head?
Partygoer: (Chuckle) Nope.
Daryl: Did I upchuck on the new rug?
Partygoer: Nope
Daryl: Okay, who did I fuck with?
Partygoer bursts out laughing, uncontrollably...
Re:SCO's haiku (Score:3, Funny)
Or we don't
Our stocks rise
I thought haiku was 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
And it's a damn good thing he didn't write a haiku:
We are SCO
We own the haiku patent
We will sue your ass
SCO's plans (Score:2, Funny)
Re:SCO servers down again. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:MOD PARENT IP (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Stock Price -- Evidence about Microsoft (Score:2, Funny)
Take name "MICROSOFT" and rearrange the letters and you get "SCO FROM IT"
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re:Heh (Score:2, Funny)
The Ode of SCO
Midway between the tongue and toes
Is where their little pecker goes
They turned their head and gave a cough
and out popped greasy Microsoft
Toward their front was hard Big Blue
Behind them Tux was lubed to screw
And in the end, they took it long,
That mighty, horny Linux dong
Their mouth agape, their eyes bugged out
It hurt so bad they had to shout
"We lied, I say, we really lied.
And all because of Darl McBride.
Please take it out and go away,
We now know TUX IS HERE TO STAY!!!"
==
Windows is DEAD!!!
SCOldera can BITE ME!!!
LONG LIVE TUX!!!!!!!!!!!
Re:Timeline of events? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sorry... did he just imply that ESR "Doesn't Get It"??
What if SCO won? (Score:1, Funny)
SCO wins against the GPL
All open source software dies
Utah National guard is called out to protect SCO HQ
6 million open source users decend on Lindon, Utah
Some of the Utah National Guard are (ex)Linux users.
Utah Guard does not fire on unarmed civilions.
Darl is torn limb from limb in the SCO lobby.
Canopy group last seen heading for amazon rain forest.
WTF? (Score:3, Funny)
SCO, is it a "yes" or a "no"? Just choose!
Re:Timeline of events? (Score:3, Funny)
Ebbers is not being indicted by the federal govt. it is the state govt. that made the indictments.
Martha Stewart made the mistake of paying off the wrong lot. Herr Ashcroft does not take campaign donations to Democrats into account as a mitigating factor. To count a contribution has to be made to the Bush-Cheney campaign.
I don't think it is very likely we will see an indictment of Kenny Boy Lay while his great friend W is still in the Whitehouse. If there is one constant in W.'s policies it is his determination to give as many favors as possible to rich Texas oilmen.
So much for putting honor and dignity back into the Whitehouse.
As for SCO, they are just another corporate parasite out to use the law to threaten and bully in the hope they can intimidate others into giving them money. I don't think it very likely that IBM can be bullied in that way.
SCO's story is about as believable as Clinton's claim he did not have sexual relations with Monica, or Bush's claim that Iraq had WMD's. It changes about as often.