Fastest US Supercomputer Runs Linux 314
jgercken writes "The Department of Energy's Pacific Northwest National Laboratory has brought online a 11.8 teraflops supercomputer based on the Linux operating system, comprised of ~2,000 Itanium processors, and assembled by HP. Touted to be the fastest unclassified computer in the US, its main duties will be atmospheric chemistry, systems biology, catalysis and materials science."
Yes... (Score:4, Funny)
SCO (Score:5, Funny)
But seriously, I wonder what kind of stand governmental implementations of Linux are taking on the fiaSCO.
What about the Powerstack? (Score:5, Funny)
tcd004
But the true test (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe they can spare some CPU time... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yes... (Score:4, Funny)
Its main duties... (Score:3, Funny)
will be atmospheric chemistry, systems biology, catalysis and materials science.
And the occasional game of Doom III... at a frame rate of 24 fps (if you're lucky).Strange (Score:5, Funny)
Kinda makes you wanna.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Maybe they can spare some CPU time... (Score:5, Funny)
Should I be making and wearing that tin-foil cap now?
Re:But the true test (Score:2, Funny)
Shall-we-play-a-game?
They've brought it online... (Score:5, Funny)
Got URL?
Yay! (Score:4, Funny)
Call me back in about 200 years.
Re:Fastest Unclassified... (Score:2, Funny)
Thats my guess.
Re:What about the classified ones? (Score:2, Funny)
Nonsense, they are just trying to figure out how to make the perfect cup of Earl Grey tea.
Re:What about the classified ones? (Score:5, Funny)
Guarantee (Score:3, Funny)
that sounds good (Score:5, Funny)
Hot damn (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Guarantee (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder if we could make these SMP enabled??
(dons anti-bludgeoning device)
Re:Kinda makes you wanna.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yes... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What about the classified ones? (Score:4, Funny)
No one?? Really??
*Boggle*
but what I -really- wanna know is.... (Score:1, Funny)
?
Re:SCO (Score:2, Funny)
I, for one... (Score:3, Funny)
Hello, HAL.
But does it run SCO? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Grid Computing and AI (Score:5, Funny)
The RADICAL NAVIGATION BAR is absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!!!! That kind of NATURAL CAMOUFLAGE of VITAL NAVIGATION ELEMENTS is a SUPER-COOL way to design GROOVY WEB SITES!!!!!!!!!
Re:Yes... (Score:5, Funny)
Will it run SETI??
I have a few questions about Windows on this thing (Score:2, Funny)
First, how many reboots would it take to install any MS OS?
Second, does MS even RUN on something like that (i.e., is it even POSSIBLE to utilize the processors)?
And, finally, how long would it take for it to be infested with SoBig?
Re:What about the classified ones? (Score:4, Funny)
So can foreign governments sue them for violateing the DMCA?
Re:the japan supercomputer (Score:2, Funny)
It's not vaporware; there's code. Wierd code. (Score:4, Funny)
This seems to be something you run via a CGI server, so multiple copies of itself interact via that route. I think.
Check out EULA.txt in the sources:
SCO (software licensing company)
AOL/Time Warner (media conglomerate)
Disney (media conglomerate)
McDonalds (fast food chain)
Taco Bell (fast food chain)
Bayer (pharmaceutical production company)
DuPont (plastics production company)
Anheuser/Busch (alcohol production company)
De Beers (diamond trading company)
Dell (computer production company)
Intel (microprocessor production company)
Exxon/Mobil (petroleum trading company)
Texaco/Chevron (petroleum trading company)
The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA)
The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA)
ABSOLUTELY ANY Local, State, Federal, or International LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY
ABSOLUTELY ANY Local, State, Federal, or International INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
ABSOLUTELY ANY Local, State, Federal, or International MILITARY FORCE
ABSOLUTELY ANY Bank, Credit Union, Insurance Agency, or other primarily finance-related institution
ABSOLUTELY ANY Illuminist, Non-Human, Facist, or Evil organized institution
GridShell v0.97, feauturing MORE INTELLIGENCE
SCO? (Score:5, Funny)
Secret Government Agency: We have learned that SCO owes billions of dollars in back taxes, and that you have an affinity for barnyard animals.
McBride: But I havn't been on a farm in 40 years!
Secret Government Agency: That's not what these pictures generated by our new Linux supercompter say.
Re:Yes... (Score:1, Funny)
I recommend that the script for submitting stories automatically posts a "beowulf" post, a "welcome our new [variable] masters" post, SCO post, and Yakov Smirnov post. Just get them outta the way quick.
Although I suspect some of you won't appreciate this, judging by how much you enjoy doing it yourselves.
wow! (Score:2, Funny)
ha ha
Teraflops schmeraflops! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:SCO (Score:1, Funny)
Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of power plants (Score:5, Funny)
Its main duties will be atmospheric chemistry, systems biology, catalysis and materials science.
IOW, studies in dealing with the power consumption of 2000 Itanium processors.
Re:SCO (Score:3, Funny)