SCO Attorney Declares GPL Invalid 1137
chrullrich writes "According to heise (German, fishbait), SCO's chief counsel Mark Heise (unrelated) of Boies, Schiller and Flexner has declared that the GPL violates the US copyright law and is thus null and void. SCO's legal position is actually a little too crazy to believe: The GPL allows unlimited copies, the copyright law allows one. Therefore, the GPL is invalid. Apparently, they try to argue that the copyright law, in giving consumers the right to make one backup of their software without any permission from the copyright holder, outlaws any contractual agreement that allows users to make more than one copy." There's an Inquirer article in English. Apparently SCO is now using the Chewbacca Defense. Other SCO news: SCO reports a profit, examining SCO's contributions to Linux, an attorney summarizes the case.
And the GPL.... (Score:2, Funny)
And I declare... (Score:2, Funny)
Chewbacca Defense? (Score:3, Funny)
You mean SCO is going to go after George Lucas?
in additional news... (Score:5, Funny)
SCO's legal team (Score:5, Funny)
HH
Wow, simply amazing (Score:4, Funny)
The future of SCO. (Score:5, Funny)
What a joke. Johnnie Cochran must be part of their legal team.
... and why wouldn't they? (Score:4, Funny)
-of-course- they'll 'declare it' illegal.
thank goodness their lawyer's opinions matter only slightly more than my cat's.
chewbaca defense (Score:4, Funny)
SCO lisencing screwed me out of a job (Score:0, Funny)
I first became concerned for my job three weeks before my employer purchased the lisences, when I noticed our mail administrator returning from a meeting with our comapny's board of directors. The conversation had gotten rather heated, as there had been a good deal of shouting and cursing coming from the board room. Two days later he was fired.
Rumors began spreading when 3 more people were laid off under similar circumstances, and the general consensus was that these people had been unfairly screwed by management.
I had no idea how true those rumors were. I soon found myself before the board of directors, being asked what I thought about purchasing Linux lisences for our servers from SCO. I answered truthfully: that not only was such an investment a waste of money, but that SCO's claims regarding intellectual property in Linux were questionable at best. My supervisor considered this thoughtfully for a second, nodded, and the secretary locked the door of the office. Two of the directors, with deceptive strength and agility, bound and gagged me. My memory is somewhat blurry about this part, but I remember having my pants torn from my waist, and then all of the board members took turns ravaging my virgin cornhole. The rumors were true: there I was, being screwed by management because of my opposition to SCO's Linux IP claims .
In the kind of shock that only comes with a brutal ass-raping, I stumbled back to my desk, thankfully unaware of the small stream of blood, liquified stool, and man-cheese that had stained my underwear, oozed down my leg and began to pool in my shoe. To complete my utter humiliation, I was given my pink slip 3 days later, before I had even recovered from my ordeal.
I have always been concerned about SCO's dubious legal claims, but I could never have prepared myself for the amount of personal violation that opposing the corporate bully would bring.
Re:Hold up a second... (Score:5, Funny)
How can I join the party? (Score:0, Funny)
Witty, lightly sarcastic headline (Score:3, Funny)
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Pointless and/or overly-geeky quote
Re:And the GPL.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So I can't copy something I create? (Score:4, Funny)
I am waiting for the next SCO press conference where McBride will announce that "all your bases now belong to us".
PS: M$Bride knows that the only way they can getout of prizon sentence in the end is to demonstrate their insanity now. So far it's working well...
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Future targets, according to the press release, may include schools, small businesses, and FTP 'mirrors', which not only house myriad copies of copyrighted works, but also make them available to further illegal duplication by end users.
SCO Claims that copyright law prohibiting multiple backups of information may also cover music, movies, and published works. The RIAA and MPAA were reportedly intrigued, but unavailable for comment.
--Jasin Natael
Re:when do we get a SCO section on /. (Score:1, Funny)
sco (Score:3, Funny)
Re:...and I declare SCO "petunias"... (Score:2, Funny)
1. Use the Chewbacca defense.
2. ???
3. Report Profit! [com.com]
The news story is kind of tragicomic, McBribe says "We intend to use this capital to continue our intellectual property protection and licensing initiative..."
I wish all their customers would simply stop giving them money. I know my company has; we've ditched using the products that ran on the SCO platform, but that's only about 60-70 licenses. The rest of you need to pony-up!
Re:So I can't copy something I create? (Score:4, Funny)
Silent Majority? (Score:5, Funny)
In the RED Corner, weighing in at $140M, we have the Self-Proclaimed Siiiilent Majorrrity. . .
And in the BLUE corner, weighing in at One Hunnnndred and Fifty Beeeellion Dollars, The Heavyweight Champion of Patent Litigation, DEEEEEEEEP POCKETTTTTTTS!!!!
Round 1.
Fight!
Re:when do we get a SCO section on /. (Score:1, Funny)
Not for long
I've Got It Figured Out (Score:5, Funny)
It's like a two year old that keeps arguing that the sky is, in fact, green, and that he'll never grow up to be a basketball player if you don't let him eat cookies for breakfast. It's cute the first couple of times, then becomes slightly annoying, but eventually you are so baffled by the shear stupidity that you stop tyring to correct him, stop trying to prove your point, and simply say 'yes, dear.'
That, my friends, is SCO; Litigation through Temper Tantrum.
Re:...and I declare SCO "petunias"... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hold up a second... (Score:5, Funny)
Jaysyn
Re:howto: disable caldera news (Score:5, Funny)
ROTFLMAO (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks, I needed that. Can't remember when I heard something so goddamn funny. I nearly blew Mountain Dew through my nose on that one.
What, you're serious?! Ssnnnorrkkk!!! Damn, that's even funnier! Have you guys thought about doing a stand-up routine somewhere?
Really. Just too f'ing funny. Pardon me while I wipe the tears out of my eyes.
You're the best,
Bill Gates
Copywrong (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Witty, lightly sarcastic headline (Score:3, Funny)
1) This is all wrong
2) Geeks rule
3) I like tuna
Extended rant about moral issues surrounding situation. Oh the humanity, what is wrong with these people? Is there no justice in the world? I fear for the future of civilization.
Anger filled unreasonable solution - Let's all throw rocks! They can't stop all of us!
Re:when do we get a SCO section on /. (Score:3, Funny)
My God.. SCO has gone PLAID... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Copywrong (Score:5, Funny)
- Michael
Re:Hold up a second... (Score:5, Funny)
And not a character the Unicode recognises.
Bastards.
Battle of Stalingrad? (Score:4, Funny)
Are you hoping for a Battle of Stalingrad situation, where there is really no site to cheer for?
Or is the Godzilla vs Rodan analogy more appropriate? Or would a simple shark feeding-frezny do.
This is what it's like when worlds collide....
Re:Hmm (Score:0, Funny)
Has the whole world gone stark staring bonkers? [Yes. Ed.]
That does it! (Score:5, Funny)
SCO: What are you doing?
IBM: I'm declaring Shenanigans on you. This lawsuit is rigged.
SCO says it's invalid, so pay up!!! (Score:4, Funny)
If I were to play with metaphors, (Score:1, Funny)
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- SCO lawyer == eats
but, I would be trolling.
This really is much more fun (Score:2, Funny)
...now that I don't have to take it seriously. I love the department tagline. Somehow the sight of a monkey in a fez seems utterly fitting. Any chance we could make that the new SCO icon?
Re:Battle of Stalingrad? (Score:5, Funny)
IMHO this case will more resemble Bambi vs Godzilla. SCO's about to get squashed.
Or would a simple shark feeding-frezny do.
There's an old joke about sharks not eating lawyers out of professional courtesy. Draw your own conclusions.
Soko
Re:Chewbacca Defense? (Score:3, Funny)
You mean SCO is going to go after George Lucas?
I think it goes something like this:
Darl (dressed up in a monkey suit) sits playing a game of chess with a giant penguin. The penguin makes a move and announces he'll have mate in one. Darl begins to scream, jump up and down, and hurl fecal matter. At this point, Bill Gates, wearing a gold suit, pokes his head in to suggest that the penguin "let the wookie win."
In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Chewbacca Defense? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmm (Score:2, Funny)
Excellent. I think all Canadians should be required to use IAC somewhere in their posts, so we can give their opinion the proper weight.
Re:in additional news... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:SCO and UNIX (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, with a Q-Tip.
Pathetic.
Re:"Insightful?" Grrrrrrr... GPL !=Public Domain! (Score:3, Funny)
I'm asserting that the tack that SCOs lawyers seem to be taking is to try and push GPLed works into the public domain and not copyright.
Soko
Re:Hold up a second... (Score:4, Funny)
$1M in legal fees per quarter??? (Score:3, Funny)
SCO is budgeting $333k per month to go up against the company that took on the part of the United States government that literally prints money and won?
Before reading this, I was willing to discount the comments about Darl and his merry men being on crack, but after reading this the only question I have is:
Darl, where can I find some of what you're smoking, swallowing, snorting or injecting?
myke
Re:Are you PURPOSELY being thick?!? (Score:2, Funny)
Quick! Someone call NASA!
Dear Darl, (Score:5, Funny)
What I meant to say is "Get crack team of lawyers", not "Get that team of lawyers some crack".
Sorry for any inconviences
In breaking news from the former USSR: (Score:4, Funny)
Donate? (Score:5, Funny)
Open source is better for catching theives. (Score:1, Funny)
Imagine this: in 10 years, windows will be on sourceforge as a GPL'd project (heads of M$ were killed by an army of mechanical penguins and microsoft was forced to shutdown). Then each of you can pick out the code that they stole from your project.
Re:The law establishes a floor (Score:5, Funny)
Is it just me, or does anyone else read IANAL and pronounce it in your head as "I anal"? It drives me crazy.
Go ahead, mod me down as stupid or whatever, but I know someone else has to read it that way.
Re:Hold up a second... (Score:3, Funny)
Well everyone knows that two wrongs don't make a right, [...]
... but two Wrights make an aeroplane.
Re:The law establishes a floor (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Chewbacca Defense? (Score:3, Funny)
And in other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Trial by jury... *shudder* (Score:5, Funny)
I can see Boies during voire dire.
Boies: "Have you ever read Slashdot?"
Juror: uh.......yeah
Boies: "Your honor I move to have this juror excused."
Juror: "But all I ever post is hot grits and natalie portman posts."
Boies: "Oh, sorry your honor. We'll keep him."
That's good then (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The law establishes a floor (Score:5, Funny)
(Score:5, Insightful)
Is it just me or do posters always get modded up whenever they dare the moderators to mod them down?
Please mod me down, I'm a redundant, trolling, flamebait-loving dogmatist and I was a pro-DMCA lobbyist. And I'm sleeping with Darl.
Re:The law establishes a floor (Score:5, Funny)
Ok, karma dive.
Well.. (Score:3, Funny)
There that should solve all our problems!
Chewbacca Defense, Argentinian Attack (Score:2, Funny)
SCO vs. Slashdot Trolls (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hold up a second... (Score:3, Funny)
I think this is just a floater for Boies, etc., to see how well it will fly. . . Remember, they demanded a trial-by-jury.
Ah, I now understand the term "trial balloon".
There's something being overlooked here... (Score:5, Funny)
Isn't having an entire company full of people smoking crack in violation of the law?
Re:Trial by jury... *shudder* (Score:3, Funny)
Boies: "Have you ever read Slashdot?"
Juror: uh.......yeah
Boies: Then you'll know that in Soviet Russia, intellectual property steals YOU. By stealing other people's intellectual property, SCO are simply engaged in the sort of anti-communist activity that's necessary to protect our way of life.
Judge (who is a Microsoft troll): Somebody mod that sucker UP!
Re:Whoa! I think I know WHAT they're counting on (Score:4, Funny)
Listen, I'm glad we had this chance to talk privately for a second, there was something I've been wanting to tell you, and I don't see any reason to discuss it it front of just everybody, right?
There is this little thing that everyone else on the planet has been aware of for quite a while now, that you just can't seem to get a grasp on......"
contempt of court? (Score:3, Funny)