Mandrake Appealing to Community, Again 687
An anonymous reader writes "It seems that MandrakeSoft's short-term financial problem is worse than was thought. A new page on the Mandrake web site says: 'Everyone who is concerned with the company's future is encouraged to read and distribute the following message. In order to reach the next release, MandrakeSoft currently needs to raise cash, and quickly complete the Increase of Capital.' Darn, and I thought they were almost over this hump. Looks like a good time to help recruit Mandrake supporters for the Club."
My appeal (Score:5, Funny)
I am a 31 year old male virgin and I really, really need to lose my virginity this year. At this point I don't care if you're a guy or the world's skankiest geekette. If you are willing to finally make me a man, please reply to this post with your address. I'll fly over next week.
you got it wrong! (Score:4, Funny)
What if your loaded but stupid? I would have thought dumb rich people would be the way forward...
Re:Pardon? (Score:5, Funny)
"Please help these needy software developers. Your donation can get a Linux developer a brand new system, a 100 gig SCSI drive, or maybe a clean t-shirt. For the cost of a Mountain Dew you can give a developer some Mountain Dew to develop trivial new Linux applications you might not ever use or understand. Is that too much to ask for a command-line driven utility?"
For each Linux developer you sponsor, you will recieve a 45K JPEG portrait, and a monthly email detailing his progress."
Yeah... (Score:1, Funny)
Me too (Score:5, Funny)
So, if you want to donate to my company, leave your email, phone number and the amount you would like to donate in a reply here. We will be contacting you soon (probably next year, Holidays being what they are). We will also send you a nice stuff T-shirt for you donnation.
Re:My appeal (Score:3, Funny)
Alan M Ralsky
6747 Minnow Pond Dr
West Bloowfield Township, MI 48322-2663
Re:hey (Score:1, Funny)
I hope it dies! (Score:1, Funny)
I got more bang for my quid with SuSe 8.0, and I'm using it now because it aint a hacked together mess like mandrake is!
Any way "Man-drake" sounds like gay slang!
Re:Your Appeal (Score:1, Funny)
1 I Am God Drive
Redmond, WA
Bring light beer, a big black rubber dildo, a copy of "Hardcore Gay Robot Beach Weekend 3" starring C-3P0, and plenty of KY. I'll be waiting in my best thongs, big boy...
Pop culture *always* has the answer (Score:3, Funny)
Why should someone donate $50 or whatever to Mandrake and see the same benefit as the guy who donated nothing?
Now all they need is Stanley Spidowski's Word Processing program pre-installed as well as Conan the Librarian's File-Sharing client.
Clearly French government should pitch in (Score:1, Funny)
Re:hey (Score:5, Funny)
Are they going to give us a giant Penguin (Score:1, Funny)
for Boston Harbor if we bail them out again?
Or a giant hat for the bail out hat trick?
Re:Please help Mandrake! (Score:1, Funny)
Wow. I've got mod points. I wish there was a mod level for 'Dork'.
Re:it would be so cool (Score:1, Funny)
Why don't they just download Mandrake for free?
Re:hey (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Please help Mandrake! (Score:1, Funny)
Dang it If only (Score:1, Funny)
would not have lots their retirment plans.
and if only United had thought of this,
they wouldnt have had to cut wages.
Silly dumb big companies.
Come to Slashdot, will fill yer pockets.
what are you doing? (Score:3, Funny)
San Antonio, TX 78213
John Romero's address?
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Re:hey (Score:1, Funny)