Mandrake Asks for Support 555
Many people wrote in with this news: "Mandrake Linux today reports having a short-term money crunch. They call for users to become members to help float them through the short-term viability issue. Membership dues are the preferred method over budget/project cuts."
I've got an idea (Score:3, Funny)
Just stop paying your employees for about a year. I heard it worked for Loki... oh wait.
They should generate revenue ... (Score:5, Funny)
Short Term (Score:3, Funny)
Could it be that they don't have any viable business strategy, and too much competition?
I love linux and open source dearly, but when it comes to my money, I am cold and calculating. I'll send a check to Microsoft because they force me to. That's a business transaction. I'll use Mandrake's products that they give away for free, that's another business transaction (dumb on their part).
But when they start asking for handouts, that's when I ask "Why don't you guys get real jobs?" I like your products and all, but I am not grateful, any more than I am grateful for any consumer product. I am not grateful for my TV set or my DVD player. Some engineer probably enjoyed designing them. Designing the specs may have even been like masturbating for him. I don't care. I bought a product. If a company was running itself into the ground giving me those things for nothing or next to nothing, I still wouldn't be grateful. I'd be happy, but my feelings toward the company would be those of pity.
I mean it, start a viable company that actually benefits the capitalist system. Pay some taxes and fund a war or two in the Middle East, why don't you?
Re:hmm.. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:They should generate revenue ... (Score:2, Funny)
should I sue IBM or slashdot.
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Re:They should generate revenue ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Linux Torvalds Telethon invading our Televi (Score:4, Funny)
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