10 Linux Predictions For 2002 372
Weedstock writes: "In an article on LinuxWorld, Joe Barr is once again making 10 predictions about the success of Linux for the new year." The first of many sets of predictions for 2002, no doubt. And some guy named "Robin" or "Roblimo" or something like that wrote about Linux in 2003 for Newsforge.
Predictions (Score:5, Funny)
To this day flightless like other penguins, Linux mascot Tux will shake the world by flying into the Eiffel Tower, prompting a renewal of the 'war on terrorism'.
2. Slashdot will be free of trolls
CmdrTaco will utter the regexp to end all regexps, and the lameness filter will finally work. Forever.
3. RMS installs Windows
RMS, leader of the Free World, will renounce GNU purity and follow the temptations of Microsoft by installing Windows 2.0. From the horses mouth: "Freeware like GNU just doesn't cut it when stacked up against real software made by real programmers with fat wallets. It's a moral choice really - the corporations deserve our dollars. Freedom shmeedom."
4. There is no prediction 4.
Hmm... I love these prediction lists (Score:5, Funny)
Computers will become faster!
And will have more RAM!
Linux will continue to develop!
etc... What would we do without this sage guidance?
Da Mods (Score:4, Funny)
SlashPh3ar +1 Insightful! bojoH4X0R +1 Funny! eliteboss +1 Informative!
"Though it's hard to beat Visual Studio for rapid application development."
l33t0r -1 Troll! bsdnut -1 Flamebait! bojoH4X0R_2 -1 Overrated!
"Except that it constrains you with heavy licensing for the end user."
h4ckerrocket +1 baaaaah! linuxd3wd +1 InMyLittleWorld!
"Which probably doesn't matter, since 90%+ of your customers already have Windows installed."
supercod-R -1 NotMyBag! CmdrTac0 -1 Heretic! superHaK -1 Blasphemy! C0deG0d -1 KarmaTorch!
Sorry about that. Sit on my hands, no more rum before posting.
Re:here's a better prediction: (Score:1, Funny)
Under the covers (Score:4, Funny)
2. More IIS web servers replaced with Linux and apache as Web Group managers get bigger bonuses for saving oodles of Microsoft license dollars.
3. More Tomcat implementations as said managers save money on the Weblogic license dollars.
4. More failed companies who think they can "cash in" on this Linux thing....
5. The people that started in the garages and basements....(went to work for a few months at various linux startups and got bitter when the stock dipped below a dollar...and they got layed off...) --> will return to the garages and basements...God bless them.
6, VA decides that the only way to pay the
7. The end of world peace.
Re:Yeah, right (Score:3, Funny)
MSN?
Oh, wait. Intelligence, you said ... :)
Re:Predictions (Score:4, Funny)
(Sorry, Berke, couldn't resist)
My Predictions for next year (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My Predictions for next year (Score:4, Funny)