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Best Trek Captain?
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- Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.
- Feel free to suggest poll ideas if you're feeling creative. I'd strongly suggest reading the past polls first.
- This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.
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Re:What kind of question is this? (Score:5, Funny)
So. It only proves 41% of the people on /. are idiots, I think most of us already knew that.
Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
The only question I
ever thought was hard
is "Do I like Kirk?
Or do I like Picard?"
If red-shirt ensigns had their choice... (Score:4, Funny)
If red-shirt ensigns had their choice, they'd choose Picard. At least, he didn't have every unknown ensign killed on an away mission
William "Brace for impact" Riker (Score:2, Funny)
Since he is responsible for some of the more spectacular scenes in Star Trek.
I picked Kirk (Score:5, Funny)
But at least Picard had the courage to admit he was bald.
Zapp Brannigan (Score:4, Funny)
Fry: Uh, just so we'll know, who's the enemy?
Brannigan: A valid question! We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks.
Re:This shouldn't even be a contest (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Couple of points (Score:5, Funny)
Point 1: One-on-one, Kirk would totally kick Picard's ass...
Did you not see Generations? Picard couldn't even handle Soren without Kirk. Wasn't Soren supposed to be some old guy from the same race of "listeners" that Guinin was from? So basically Picard needed a geriatric Kirk to take on one old psychiatrist.
But Picard could order Worf to take over. Thusly, Picard is more awesome.
Because Kirk never went toe to toe with a Klingon. Didn't he toss one into molten lava in one of the movies? Additionally, the only Klingon that would serve on Kirk's bridge would be stuffed and mounted on the wall.
Also;
Kirk's Enterprise didn't have a didn't have a daycare. He left his illegitimate kids all over the galaxy
Picard went back in time and brought back Data's head. Kirk brings back two whales and picks up a blonde.
When Picard has a problem he talks with a counselor or Guinin. When Kirk has a problem, he shoots it.
You didn't see crew members teenage kids taking over Kirks Enterprise, did you?
Re:I picked Kirk (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Couple of points (Score:4, Funny)
You can't count Picard in the TNG movies. There is a separate Picard in those movies. He has gone insane.
Re:Couple of points (Score:3, Funny)
Are you kidding? Kirk's Enterprise was constantly one second away from being destroyed.
And yet he managed to keep it from blowing up until he decided it was time to do so. Then Starfleet had a brand new one ready for him when he returned.
Picard's Enterprise was destroyed up by two women in an antique warbird. And where was Picard when this happened? Oh yeah, having his ass saved by Kirk.
Re:Cisco - I wore a red Trek shirt today. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Couple of points (Score:4, Funny)
>Sisko hit Q
He did? Man, that must've been right before Q's shift directing air traffic over ABQ.
Re:What kind of question is this? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This shouldn't even be a contest (Score:5, Funny)
It continuing mission:
defend boring, poor worlds,
to try out new defense plans and terrible battle tactics,
to foolishly stay where no one wanted to stay before...
Re:What kind of question is this? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What kind of question is this? (Score:4, Funny)
Picard was that moody, strong exterior type that women would know is secretly filled with passion and romance.
Kirk was the kind of guy who picks up girls at bars and is nailing them by the time they've reached the alley.
Chicks like Picard, guys wish they could be Kirk.
Re:This shouldn't even be a contest (Score:4, Funny)
Voyager was a Red Dwarf knock off.
Complete with the hologram and talking cat.