I reach my workplace, primarily/typically, by:
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I reach my workplace, primarily/typically, by:
An Ada exception is when a routine gets in trouble and says 'Beam me up, Scotty'.
An Ada exception is when a routine gets in trouble and says 'Beam me up, Scotty'.
In Soviet Russia... (Score:2, Funny)
...the workplace reaches you!
Chairlift (Score:4, Funny)
Although I sit in the office more these days, at various times my primary transportation has been to ski down to the lift, get on it, and ride it up to work. It ranges from being an exhilarating experience when the sky is bright blue after a big storm, to being bone-chillingly cold, windy and completely miserable.
Missing Option (Score:5, Funny)
I'm unemployed you insensitive clod!
Re:Comments on bicycle commuting (Score:5, Funny)
Reading your post I am only this far in.
"Co-workers look at you funny. It's getting more common now, but a lot of people think that you have to be some sort of eco-freak or wacko to ride a bike to work. This alters their perceptions of you, often in a negative way."
Let me make one simple guess - American right?
That reminds me a grade school exam question (Score:4, Funny)
(in picture)
(a) Bus
(b) Car
(c) Bicycle
(d) RX-78 Gundam
My niece took this question to me and asked me if she was right choosing (c) Bicycle during examination. I told her she failed this technological challenge miserably. The correct answer should be RX-78 Gundam, which is powered by two thermonuclear reactors. Under no circumstance could any metabiological energy source beat a neutron-free, deuterium-helium-3 fusion reactor.
Her father doesn't allow me to talk to her daughter anymore.
Technophobia parents ruin kids, seriously.