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Gentoo Founder on his way to Redmond

Posted by timothy on Mon Jun 13, 2005 06:33 PM
from the ms-could-be-the-world's-largest-foss-company dept.
Rotworm writes "Recently former founder of Gentoo Linux, Daniel Robbins, has managed to procure employment with Microsoft. Robbins describes his position as "helping Microsoft to understand Open Source and community-based projects." Seemingly there's no scandals as Robbins managed to finalize the transfer of all Gentoo's IP to the Gentoo Foundation, Inc."
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  • Woah (Score:5, Funny)

    by NilObject (522433) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:35PM (#12807787) Homepage
    "helping Microsoft to understand Open Source and community-based projects"

    Do they ship cluebats freight? I guess they do now.
  • Good luck! (Score:5, Funny)

    by stevens (84346) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:36PM (#12807804) Homepage

    I hope he is successful! I'd sure like to see Windows users have to emerge msoffice2k3 and wait for six days.

    • by joe_bruin (266648) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:51PM (#12807979) Homepage Journal
      They'll have it, but instead of emerge, the command is going to be called "pirate", and it won't get the source, it will download a binary via eDonkey. The only hard part is bootstrapping it. You have to boot into a DOS disk, set up your network and type "pirate winxp-pro".
  • by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 13 2005, @06:37PM (#12807809)
    all your open source visionaries are belong to ms.
  • Sweet Job! (Score:5, Funny)

    by TheSolomon (247633) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:37PM (#12807810) Homepage
    Man I wish I had his job. "OpenSource projects: Opposite in every way from Microsoft. Now where's my paycheck?!" =)
  • Dr Who (Score:5, Funny)

    by lkcl (517947) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:37PM (#12807812) Homepage
    is anyone here concerned about the parallels with the latest episode of Dr Who?

    the game-shows where losers are beamed up to the Dalek Mothership?

    EXTERMINATE!
    EXTERMINATE!

  • Former Founder? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Iffy Bonzoolie (1621) <iffy@@@xarble...org> on Monday June 13 2005, @06:41PM (#12807862) Journal
    "Recently former founder of Gentoo Linux[...]"

    How can someone be a former founder? Once you found something, that's it, you always will have been the founder, right? I mean the Founding Fathers of America aren't the Former Founding Fathers - they are still the Founding Fathers even though they are all dead, and don't take much of an active interest in the affairs of the country anymore.

    -If
  • This is bad (Score:5, Insightful)

    by diegocgteleline.es (653730) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:41PM (#12807865)
    I wouldn't mind this if Microsoft used this help to "understand opensource better and collaborate with it"

    Microsoft is not going to do that. They want to know everything about open source because the want to compete with it, ie: beat us. It'd be nicer if Microsoft used this help to collaborate with opensource better, opensource things, etc etc.
    • Bad moderation (Score:5, Insightful)

      by WebCowboy (196209) on Monday June 13 2005, @07:25PM (#12808297)
      As I write this, the post I am responding to is modded "Troll". Seems it is more "Insightful" than anything else.

      BillG is a smart guy who surrounds himself with smart guys. MS started out of a motel room in New Mexico and didn't become a near monopoly solely out of luck any more than it did out of sheer creativity. MS is huge for a few important reasons:

      1. They recognise opportunities and make maximum use of their resources and connections. MS became the "king of programming languages" for micros inthe 70s and 80s because BillG immediately saw the potential of the Altair and the desperate need for a friendlier method of programming the system. They also used their connections and networking skills to arrange a meeting with IBM re. DOS as well as to locate and purchase QDOS.

      2. They are a bit sneaky--they will sell something they don't even have yet (DOS) and create demoware/vapourware to stall and kill competition in a field where they are lacking (GO/pen computing/etc--"they might have it now, but big ol' MS is gonna have it REAL SOON NOW"--yeah right).

      3. THEY RESEARCH THEIR COMPETITON--MS has historically been very paranoid. Even with their position today they view EVERY competitior as one who could destroy them. When MS plays in a market they research EVERY LITTLE THING about that market and EVERY COMPETITOR. BillG himself operates that way. If he meets someone who has something interesting to talk about but BillG knows nothing about it, BillG will spend every waking moment for a couple days learning about the subject. The next time he meets that person he can talk with that person like he is a seasoned expert.

      It is for that third reason why MS has a whole department of Open Source Specialists in its employ and has had for years. It is also how the Halloween Memos came to be. It doesn't matter how badly MS slags Linux or how much it scoffs at Free software--it has ALWAYS apporached it as competition with the potential to destroy Microsoft. I'm willing to bet it's been on BillG's personal radar for a decade already (when MS was just starting to realise the Internet was a game they had to play).

      So the parent to this post is exactly right: MS is essentially "stockpiling ammunition" for the battle with Free software. How they will use the knowledge and people they acquire could go many ways:

      1. They could use it to make their FUD sound more credible--for example, some weakness in Linux to exploit in the "get the facts" campaign or items to avoid or downplay where Linux has the advantage.

      2. MS operates by acquisition, not innovation. They might have to avoid GPL code to keep its code secret, but it can at least steal IDEAS from GNU apps. It is also already well known they've lifted BSD code many times. This is OK though--at least MS software gets better as a result.

      3. If they CAN'T beat Free software, they'll be prepared to "join" it. It may be a cold day in hell before MS Office is open, but if Linux meets or beats Apple's market share and all indications are that it won't go away, MS will be prepared to form a "Linux business unit" to port Office and other apps to the platform. It won't be "Free/Libre", but if MS dominates application software for Linux it can steer the platform and continue to be the industry's biggest player. This is what they have done with Apple--Microsoft is the biggest vendor of MacOS applications, and stunning industrial design aside, Macs are becoming more and more PC-like.

      Yep it would be nice if MS was more cooperative, but it is just too far from their business model. MS NEEDS software to be closed or else it would have to completely re-invent itself. It is simply easier for it to try and make the competition work to its advantage or simply go away.
  • Anakin (Score:5, Funny)

    by srobert (4099) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:43PM (#12807880)
    In a related story, Anakin Skywalker is serving as an aid to Senator Palpatine to help him understand the Jedi council.
  • It's official, we've crossed over into the Bizarro World.
  • I wish him well (Score:5, Interesting)

    by overshoot (39700) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:57PM (#12808037)
    Dude put some good work into a fine distro, sorry he couldn't make a living at it. I'll never knock anyone for keeping the family fed.

    Anyone else notice that this isn't the first ABQ->Redmond migration for a "distribution" founder?

  • We'll cut the armed convoy off at SR-520 when they cross the floating bridge across Lake Washington and free him! I'll go rent a canoe down next to Husky Stadium and we'll rendevous at the traffic jam near the wind sculptures and set him free, then we'll transport him to the Arboretum and escape via the Museum of History and Industry parking lot in a small biodiesel VW car a friend of mine has.

    Who's with me?

    A small daring group is all it will take to rescue the founder of Gentoo - with luck on our side, skill, daring, and the element of surprise, we should be able to pull this off before the Empire gets him into Darth Gates compound!

  • by hansreiser (6963) on Monday June 13 2005, @07:21PM (#12808266) Homepage
    I think everyone should understand that he had large credit card debts, that he tried everything he could to make it work fiscally, and that the community failed to provide the finances that would make it work.

    His approach was technically superior to the other distros in its fundamental approach, and funding could have cured any detail problems. It was the right approach. He went broke, and we should all be sad at this.

    The nice thing would have been if some government had funded him. None did.

    Thus he works for Microsoft. I imagine he is sadly bitter about it all.

    Namesys is also having payroll problems, though our problem is more due to my divorce than anything else.

    Hans
    (Author of Reiser4)
    • Re:hmm... (Score:5, Funny)

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 13 2005, @06:35PM (#12807790)
      He's probably going to kill younglings.
      • Re:hmm... (Score:5, Funny)

        by Tackhead (54550) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:47PM (#12807922)
        > > Any idea what his employment contract may hold?
        >
        > He's probably going to kill younglings.

        Hmm...

        Do I reply with "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" or "It's a TRAP!". Decisions, decisions...

        Decisions, decisions, decisions, decisions, decisions [ ... ] decisions! Decisions! I! LOVE! THIS! DISTRO!

    • Re:hmm... (Score:5, Funny)

      by XpirateX (691224) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:39PM (#12807842)
      Microsoft has just released a press release highlighting the new additions being implemented into Windows Longhorn (c). Most notable of these additions is an innovative "package management system" called l-merge. More information soon.
    • by spagetti_code (773137) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:57PM (#12808030)
      Microsoft dont do anything out of the goodness of their hearts. They are a corporate entity with a fiscal responsibility to their shareholders.

      He will be brought on board to continue the MS strategy of embrace, extend (in a proprietary fashion) then replace. MS do not want to support linux in any way, they want to kill it. Dead. Every linux box sold represents money ripped from their pocket.

      My guess is that this could be something like:
      - get linux to run well on MS virtual machines, so linux can become just an app running under 2k3, and therefore slowely sink into oblivion.
      - work on their command line tools [slashdot.org]. Looks like they have finally realised that the {Li,U}n{u,i}x way of providing powerful command line utilities is actually pretty useful (perhaps learned from the struggle [securityoffice.net] when they first tried to convert hotmail to NT :-).

      Interesting times ahead.

    • Re:hmm... (Score:5, Funny)

      by dedazo (737510) on Monday June 13 2005, @07:12PM (#12808175) Journal
      Section 2A - Notwithstanding any other claimants and /or vicissitudes related to the Contractee's employment therein while at Microsoft Corporation (C)(TM), Contractee heretofore agrees in full to instruct Microsoft Corporation (C)(TM) on how to:
      • Develop an operating system that recompiles itself continuously, preventing the user from doing anything useful with their computers; and
      • Create, develop and nurture a community of obnoxious prepubescent teenagers that believe they are '1337' (see definition of '1337' in Appendix D) 'haxx0rz' (see definition of 'haxx0rz' in Appendix E) because they're 'squeezing' (see definition of 'squeezing' in Appendix M) every ounce of 'computing power' from their WalMart (TM) eMachines (TM) Celeron (TM) 'boxen' (see definition of 'boxen' in Appendix R)

      Section 2B - Contractee will also instruct Microsoft Corporation (C)(TM) on the use and operation of the computer program known as 'cvs'.

      • A lot of times, things are "tied" together in contracts between an individual and a large corporation. Commonly, a single employment contract will cover hiring the employee, granting permission for employee to enter employer's premises, granting clearance to trade secrets (and a covenant not to disclose them to third parties without express permission), and granting an assignment or work-for-hire setup for the employer to use any copyright, patent, trademark, or trade secret created by the employee using employer's resources. The trouble comes when employers insist on BS riders such as broad non-compete agreements or broad "all your idea are belong to us" IP-grabs that cover works and inventions developed by the employee entirely using the employee's resources.

    • Re:When in doubt (Score:5, Insightful)

      by xtracto (837672) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:41PM (#12807852) Journal
      Yes... just like the OSDG bought Trovalds or Google bought Firefox Developer Ben Goodger ...

      Free Software is free as in freedom... but it is also free as in beer so these people *really* need to get their green paste from somewhere...

      Or, you really did think that those "donations" where enough to live?
    • Re:When in doubt (Score:5, Interesting)

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 13 2005, @06:56PM (#12808026)
      Microsoft has headhunted the competition before. This is not new for them or anyone else. The only difference here is that MS has a known, powerful, flexible enemy in Open Source. We're like a hydra; cut off one of our heads, two more will (eventually) grow in its place.

      Plus, the "change things from the inside" thing isn't new either. The MS Macintosh Business Unit, formerly MS Bay, consisted primarily of Mac shareware and commercial SW developers who had been hired to work on Mac Office and Mac IE. These were guys who thought, ate, drank, and slept "Different." They are the reason Mac Office tends to leapfrog Windows Office in features and overall quality with every release, and also why IE on the Mac didn't suck. Anyway, even these guys ended up chugging the Kool-Aid - when Apple started releasing competitive products (most recently Safari), these guys acted as if it was their God-given right to be the exclusive developers of these types of software, going on record in the Mac press, denouncing Apple for daring to create competing products. Somehow they'd gotten into the MS mindset of expecting that their (MS's) stuff was supposed to be the only stuff around to support the OS, or to be treated as first-class citizens. The difference was that Apple didn't have to support this same opinion.

      Back on-topic a bit, I think the gentards have nothing to worry or be ashamed about. Even though he'll probably turn with time, this isn't a pride thing. Maybe he just needs to eat, and wants to use his skills as a means towards that goal (shocking!). Who knows, maybe working for the bad guys really will change them for the better.
    • Re:ok (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Martin Marvinski (581860) on Monday June 13 2005, @06:58PM (#12808046)
      Its 2005, MS is hiring people to 'help them understand open source'. There has to be some HUGE f**ing idiots working there.
      No, what they are trying to do is to break up the opensource community by hiring all the top talent. If they hire the top leaders and put them in project s that never see the light of day, then they don't have to worry about them as competitors to MS. It is worth the million or two in salary to get a top guy. The get the facts ad campaign probably is less effective than buying the top guys out.
      MS has a history of doing it. They hired away all the top talent at Borland. They hired COM guru Don Box, which in my opinion was to get him on board with .NET.