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New Caldera Promised
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ScuttleMonkey
on Sat Jun 17, 2006 04:29 PM
from the people-you-love-to-hate dept.
from the people-you-love-to-hate dept.
An anonymous reader writes "SCO has announced their plans to release a new version of Caldera Linux by the end of the year. From the announcement: 'To provide extensive reliability and performance features, the Linux Kernel 2.5 codebase has been merged with recently developed additions to SCO's world leading UNIX core operating system. Already contained code owned by SCO is still included benefiting the stability and overall experience opposed to recent Linux kernel releases.' The question is, is anyone listening?"
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Really? (Score:5, Insightful)
OTOH, why would SCO even do this? Any belief that it will give them some cash flow or some other position that benefits them is irrational.
This must be the hallucination that precedes death.
- G
Re:Really? (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Really? (Score:5, Insightful)
When their IBM lawsuit is finally over, they will be bust bust bust. Move along there, no money left to grab. Anyone who sues them now will be left sitting on their own lawyers' bills.
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Practical Joke (Score:5, Informative)
So, basically, Scuttlemonkey fucked up.
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Re:Really? (Score:3, Interesting)
They could also, in theory, strip out disputed code.. but I doubt they will.
And the suicide option to close the code also exist i guess. The last option might not be that far fetched, since their entire buisiness has been located in the courtroom these last couple of years.
I really like their disclaimer where they, if they so choose, say it'
Re:Really? (Score:5, Funny)
I particularly like this following bit:
"SCO is eager to be the only future provider of Linux Systems for the enterprise market."
I'll just bet they are.
I really like their disclaimer where they, if they so choose, say it's all the communitys fault if they fail with their "new" endeavour.
Ah, well, but then that's a responsibilty I'm willing to shoulder:
"It's all your fault."
"Why, thank you."
KFG
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Re:Really? (Score:4, Informative)
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Re:Really? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Re:Really? (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:Really? (Score:5, Informative)
SCO has nothing to lose.
It has already lost its reputation - and most of its cash reserves - and any chance of getting its user base back.
But aside from that, it is likely that this was a bogus press release - http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20060617
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Re:Really? (Score:4, Interesting)
Yeah, it's a joke - pretty funny too when you start looking closely. Apart from the 2.5 kernel hint, here's a few gems.
What you say!! Somebody set us up the bomb!! The "only" provider? Yup, a realistic goal there, if you're a megalomaniac... Outbeating is good. Not grammatically of course, but still good.And of course the kicker is the uptime claim - Yankee Group actually claimed that it was Microsoft's Windows 2003 Server that had the 20% better uptime. Funny when you know many people think MS are behind SCO's litigation.
Laugh, people. It's a pisstake, and a pretty good one.
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Re:Really? (Score:3, Informative)
Oh, they don't plan to release the code at all. This is a setup on their part; they want to get sued for violating the GPL. They will then attempt to argue in court that the GPL is "unenforceable" and therefore invalid. If they win in court (a very big [i]if[/i], given that this has been tried before but it's always failed), then they'll claim ownership over all of the L
Re:Really? (Score:3, Insightful)
Got any links for that?
then they'll claim ownership over all of the Linux codebase and that will be that.
Claim ownership on what grounds? If the GPL is invalid, then the original copyright holders still retain copyright - there's nothing in the GPL giving up their claim to ownership, and even if there was, the GPL was just (hypothetically) ruled invalid, remember?
If the GPL were ever ruled invalid, no-on
already taken care of! :) (Score:5, Informative)
They already are; it's one of IBM's counterclaims in SCO v IBM.
http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20040331
The sixth counterclaim, to be precise. (Just search for "SIXTH".)
But of course, in a case like this (as opposed to the IBM case), you don't normally sue for "GPL violations"; you sue for simple copyright violation, and leave it up to the defense to raise the issue of the GPL if they think it will help (which it won't if they haven't followed its terms). Note that IBM also includes copyright violations for their code in Linux in their eighth counterclaim (which is going to be the basis of a motion for summary judgement as soon as expert testimony is complete).
If they want to get the GPL ruled unenforceable, they're going to need to find a better trick than distibuting someone else's code without that someone else's permission. 'Cause that's illegal whether or not the GPL is involved.
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Linux Kernel 2.5 codebase (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Linux Kernel 2.5 codebase (Score:3, Informative)
It's the only one that they had time to make sure that all their code was removed so that they wouldn't invalidate their desire to be distributing "their" code under the GPL.
That and it's a conversation piece (as you just made it). Who the fuck would care if they said, "we're going to release Caldera on 2.6?" Not many more people than would give a shit if they released it on 2.7 but at least it got our attention
Re:Linux Kernel 2.5 codebase (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Linux Kernel 2.5 codebase (Score:3, Insightful)
Either way, I'm not buying it – any way you interpret the phrase – I'd rather j
That's because this IS A FAKE (Score:5, Informative)
- Remove the &id=24097 from the Querystring. The page still loads this press release. Releasedetail.cfm is nothing but a static page
- Now mess w/ the URL to generate a 404. You'll get this error:
> 404
> [...]
> because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day.
Not to mention the whole front page is reduced to linking to this single press release? The site has no navigation.
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Re:That's because this IS A FAKE (Score:5, Interesting)
I tried this and got various different messages on each reload. It looks like the server is just calling fortune with the BOFH excuses file. Still unlikely to be a real press release though.
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Re:Linux Kernel 2.5 codebase (Score:3, Insightful)
In Croatian, 'stolica' (pronounced something like /stolitzah/) can mean both a chair and feces.
Something like 'stool' in English, if I'm not mistaken.
So you could be right.
Question (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Question (Score:5, Funny)
A caldera is formed when a company ejects a large volume of magma, fire and crap, creating a huge void within itself. Consequently, it collapses under its own weight.
Oh, did I say company? I meant volcano.
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Starting to understand that book title now (Score:5, Funny)
SCOs Reasoning... (Score:5, Interesting)
Obviously as others have already stated, if they are using linux 2.5 codebase, don't they have to GPL everything they added? If not, can't Linus et al sue the pants off of them?
Talk about backfiring, here's a scenario for you.. MS gives SCO a chunk of cash to go fight linux, SCO illegally uses Linux code, Linus Torvalds sues them and gets all of MSs money to further linux development...
That's quite silly (Score:5, Insightful)
In other words if SCO had valid claims to copyright over part of the Linux kernel, and denied anyone the right to distribute that part of the Linux kernel except under propreitary terms, it would be illegal for ANYONE, INCLUDING SCO, to distribute Linux. But if SCO distributed even one copy of Linux anyway, then they'd lose the ability to deny anyone the rights to distribute Linux, because the GPL says that anyone SCO distributes to automatically has the right to redistribute the copy of Linux they got from SCO...
I wonder if SCO, when they distribute these new copies of Linux, is including and adhering to the requirements of the GPL. If not they're opening a floodgate of lawsuits from all the people who own copyrights to parts of Linux and have only granted ability to use them under the GPL. Either way just this press release might open up for some nasty slander of title lawsuits or at least extensions of the Lanham Act cases already filed against them by Redhat etc...
This is interesting, SCO has made a major misstep here. The only way they can keep this latest action from destroying them is if they know that they'll be bankrupt by the time anyone has the time to respond to it...
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Re:That's quite silly (Score:4, Insightful)
Or is the idea that they took 2.5 and stripped out the parts SCO alleges copyright to, and nobody else can do that since nobody knows what SCO's secret allegations are except SCO?
And how could SCO take out the parts they claim copyright on? They've claimed copyright on nearly the whole thing at one point or another. At one time they were claiming ownership of 2.4, and just a couple weeks ago it came out that even now one of their export reports SCO is claiming ownership of the ELF magic number [slashdot.org]. Did they just take out ELF support or what?
The whole thing defies logic at every level.
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Hmm.... (Score:5, Funny)
n : a large crater caused by the violent explosion of a volcano that collapses into a depression
It somehow just seems so fitting...
Not really a good parody (Score:4, Interesting)
Is it a parody? (Score:5, Interesting)
Caldera nameservers and everything. So this is not a parody site. If this press release isn't real, it's only because SCO got hacked. Which is, y'know, a possibility. Weirdly enough, if you go to the IP address [131.188.40.90] that openlinux.org currently points to (thus stripping away the openlinux.org site's virtual server), you get.. a page saying nothing but "FSI INF". "FSI INF"? WTF?
Meanwhile it is awfully suspicious that caldera.com [caldera.com] says nothing about this that I can see. Is there any evidence this "press release" has been... you know... released to the press? Or is it just a page on a website?
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Re:Is it a parody? (Score:4, Insightful)
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Talk about Caveat Emptor... (Score:4, Interesting)
Sounds like someone at SCO is covering their arse...
The quote to read: (Score:5, Informative)
(emphasis added)
Re:The quote to read: (Score:4, Funny)
"As according to the Yankee Group SCO OpenServer products still outbeat Linux' yearly uptime by about 20 percent, world Leading companies should still consider to upgrade to SCO's UnixWare and OpenServer series."
They have summer interns writing these releases, right? Outbeat isn't a word. "world Leading" companies? "consider to upgrade" ?
Rather, I think they have an 8th grader in their shop. "I outbeat you on that UT2K4 swerver bizzitchizzzz!!!"
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If SCO fell in the woods and no one was around... (Score:5, Funny)
SCO could create the Perfect Operating System. It could be blessed by God, Linus Torvalds, Steve Wozniak, Steve Jobs, and Bill Gates at a joint press conference. And I still wouldn't use it just because it was SCO that released it. They've shown us that just because they support it today doesn't mean they won't file a lawsuit against anyone using it tomorrow. Any business that trusts SCO is obviously being run by idiots.
ROFL! What a waste of time (Score:3, Funny)
Well, let's see.
Not a good sign.
Poofreaders Wanted (Score:3, Funny)
Giggle ... (Score:5, Informative)
IT'S A FAKE! (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.openlinux.org/releasedetail.cfm?id= [openlinux.org]
http://www.openlinux.org/releasedetail.cfm?id=543
http://www.openlinux.org/releasedetail.cfm?id=235
You can put in whatever value you want for the releasedetail.cfm id field, but either way it shows the same thing. I don't think any real company would have a Web site which worked like that – if it were real there would be some sort of error message or another press release.
And as I said earlier, I don't think it's that hard to set up an Apache virtual server [slashdot.org] and provide false information when registering a domain... depending on the registrar it may be quite a while before they realize that the domain doesn't belong to who it says it belongs to.
Besides, notice that there are (1) a lot of typos, and (2) no references on the main SCO site...
I'd try it out but... (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot Editors MIA? (Score:5, Informative)
1) SCO distributes ALL of their press releases through PR Newswire, not through some random website
2) the openlinux.org site hasn't been changed in years before this change, and has obviously been hacked, or a student at the hosting university in Germany is playing a nice prank
3) This press release is not available on SCO.com
4) The grammar in this press release is atrocious, which is highly unusual, even for SCO. Probably written by a non-native english speaker, which makes sense since this abandoned web server is hosted at a German university.
Seriously....just pull the freakin article....
Morons.
/. has been punked (Score:4, Informative)
www.openlinux.org has address 131.188.40.90
www.openlinux.org mail is handled by 100 mailhub.rrze.uni-erlangen.de.
www.openlinux.org mail is handled by 10 openlinux.informatik.uni-erlangen.de.
www.openli
magnus@orca:~
90.40.188.131.in-addr.arpa domain name pointer fsi-server.informatik.uni-erlangen.de.
magnus@or
There is no question any more? (Score:5, Informative)
"Recently, on this site a fake anouncement of Caldera Open Linux X was found.
We thought it was obvious enough that it was fake. We had to learn it was not for all people reading it. So we took it down now. Apparently, also the DNS records are changed/deleted, so soon enough you won't get to this site using openlinux.org anyways.
We thought, it would not spread from Slashdot before we stop it (ie, this weekend). It was funny to follow people speculating and finding out about this site. Some people pointed out good reasons why this is hoax/parody, some bad or wrong reasons. Overall, we hope most people concluded it indeed was a parody.
Our submit to Slashdot concluded with "Is this real?" - sadly enough, Slashdot's editor wrote up a new text without any hints about this. We can't blame him, he maby was just in a hurry..
Nothing got hacked, it's just we got a previously used IP for this machine, so why not having some fun content on it? We apologize for any inconviences arised though! We didn't suspect it would be taken so serious. Some hints in the text proving this weren't read (talking about XML on a Server OS?), others were found but still taken serious. Please stop spreading this fake news, and if you know some sites who published it, please inform them to update their content. Thanks."
Re:GPL (Score:5, Informative)
Two things can happen with this. One, the release the new version of Caldera like a normal Linux distro, in which case SCO has actively released all the "infringing" code under GPL. The second thing that could happen is that they don't release it like a normal distro and put out a binary only version. This of course will lead to the EFF suing them into Oblivion (bada-ching) because of the copyright violations as listed under the GPL.
I guess there is a third possibility: they release Calder and the source, and continue to be asshats and try to sue everyone who uses Linux. Saddly, the third option is looking more and more likely.
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GPL: FSF not EFF (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:this can't be real (Score:3, Interesting)
The domain name does look to be SCO owned though according to the domain whois.
See this link [centralops.net] for details.
Re:The sad part is Caldera was a noble linux (Score:3, Informative)
In other words, Caldera IS the bad guy here, not the or
Re:The sad part is Caldera was a noble linux (Score:3, Informative)
You got your history mixed up. Caldera was founded as a Linux company. Real SCO was founded as a UNIX company. Caldera used the money from their IPO to buy the SCO name and UNIX business from RealSCO (which became Tarantella and was acquired by SUN in 2005), with the idea of pushing Linux down the existing SCO sales channel. That failed, and when they noticed th
Particularly since (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:*sigh* You're getting old, guys (Score:3, Funny)